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2012

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I like recruiting girls into sending me vagina pics….I usually fail cuz when they say no…I just call them useless whores…instead of doing that after they send the pics…

I have so much to learn.

Here are some stepLINKS….

A whole lot of Lady Gaga in a Bikini…
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Barking Bird
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The Bond Girls of Skyfall
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Georgia Salpa Shitty Upskirt
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Homophobic Man on the Train
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Lucy Liu Looks Old
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Toe To Face
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Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Try to Sneak a Goal Past This Goalkeeper, Yeah Right – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Villains
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy Even In Her Winter Clothes
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Jessica Burciaga Hopes You Had a Good Morning
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Jordan Carver is Rocking a Sesxy Sailor Get Up (NSFW)
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Willa Ford is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SEMI NSFW)
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Gwen Barker is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Do I Really Have to Explain? (NSFW)
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Crystal Meth May Be Able to Cure the Food. Wait, What?
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Sarah Palin Looks Like She Stepped Out of a God Damn Time Machine
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Sexy GAmes That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Lucy Liu
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Gianna Michaels is Naked With Her Blonde Friend (NSFW)
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Dakota Fanning is Hilarious in InStyle
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Dakota Fanning Instyle Video
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Crazy Cab Ride in China
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Dog on Two Legs
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Lady Gaga and Her Coconuts Are In a Bikini
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Chloe Sims Black Panties Upskirt
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Donald Trump is Still Mad
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Tara Reid Turns 37: Her Bikini Body Through the Years (GALLERY)
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Some Photoshoot With Kate Moss and Rihanna Which is Totally Random
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Go and Get Blackout Drunk in the BEST Party Cities in the World
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Holly and Anissa Are a Sexy Two for One
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I Guess Thats Would Be a Photobomb (SITE NSFW)
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These Babes Are Gonna Have Back Problems
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This Sushi Chef Would Slice You the fuck Up Given the Chance – VIDEO
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Natasha Poly is Still in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Hot Models for FHM Philippines
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Bear Invasion
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Bowling in a Short Dress Yaow!!! (NSFW)
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What The Hell? Staten Island FEMA Office Closes “Due To Bad Weather”
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Zfira is Sexy in Stockings (NSFW)
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Camille Rowe Is So Hot For Purple Magazine It Hurts
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Beautiful Adriana Lima Backstage @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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These Tits Are Just Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Dang Ol’ Bertneys Gon’ Doodle Some Words On a Paper Ya’ll
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Lindsay Lohan Insists Asleep-At-The-Wheel LAPD Are ‘Out To Get’ Her
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Cool Bionic Arm
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Mariah Carey Sings for Obama – So Black…
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Shark Steals Fish
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Oscar Worthy Porn Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

08

Nov

Heidi Montag in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long….

Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home…

Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone….

Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag….


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2012

08

Nov

What Crabs Mean to Me of the Day

This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent….

I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them….

All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test”

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Thanks Josh for all the Crabs
Best video ever.

Posted in:stepVIDEOS|stepVIRAL|Videos

2012

08

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…

But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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2012

08

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography…..

Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear.

She’s a babe.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

08

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown….

Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

Posted in:NSFW|Rita Ora

2012

08

Nov

Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this.

Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit…

Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”…

Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

08

Nov

Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit…

I gotta go mainstream….

Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate.

Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc…..

Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not….

Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not…


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Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2012

08

Nov

Ke$ha’s Orgy Music Video of the Day

Katy Perry’s best friend…or as I like to call it…her jealous leech of a friend who she used to be all fucking gutter and lame at hipster parties before Katy Perry tits lured a relatively famous black recording artist who introduced her to all his friends….leading to her career…and by default her BFF Ke$ha’s career….cuz that’s just what horrible humans do for each other…they pollute the world with garbage….is sexing it up in her new video….wearing lingerie and trying to be erotic…doing anything she can for hits…views and to beat Katy Perry at her own game….which I doubt she will do..

Luckily post production….erased WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HALF NAKED

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2012

08

Nov

Dioni Tabbers Hot Nipples for HERO UK 2013 of the Day

DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people…

This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers

2012

08

Nov

Rihanna and Kate Moss Together in V Magazine of the Day


Here are two of my favorite girls I have never met, never will meet and don’t actually care about, in pictures for a fashion magazine…together and erotic enough for at least one person to masturbate to…but that’s not the point of these pictures…this is supposed to be some high concept editorial to sell luxury clothing…don’t you know anything…

The photographer is Mario Testino…..the pictures…semi erotic…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Rihanna

2012

08

Nov

Camille Rowe Hot Photoshoot By Pam Hanson of the Day

Camille Rowe …is a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no nudity clause in her fucking contract…like she was Megan Fox…cuz nudity….as far as I am concerned is the test of how much you want success…

Camille Rowe wins.

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2012

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I spent the better part of my night convincing a busty young girl to let me watch her fuck some random dude….and I got 90 percent of the way there before realizing that the fun was convincing these people to fuck while I watched and that watching them fuck would probably just get weird…uncomfortable….and probably scented in a far less romantic way than these LED scented candles….

This is what happens when Victoria’s Secret doesn’t invite me to their fashion show…


A LOL Cat Video Starts Things Off – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Shelby Nicole is Super Sexy But Don’t Take My Word For It (SEMI NSFW)
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Amateur Wrestling FAIL Isn’t Quite as Pathetic as Professional Wrestling But It’s Close – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Bunny Brooke (SEMI NSFW)
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Whatever Taylor Momsen is Trying to Sell is Irrelevant
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Women’s Top Five Sexual Fantasies Revealed
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Free Cam Shows, Because The Week Isn’t Over Yet (NSFW)
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This Broas is Self Fisting, Uh Ohhhh (NSFW)
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9-Year-Old Girl Dominates Tackle Football League
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Nikki Sims Has a Great Rack, Trust Me
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NYC is Dark and It’s Fucking Scary – VIDEO
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These Sexy Games Aren’t For Kids, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I miss the minute by minute presidential election updates on my facebook…having a live feed from CNN from hundreds of people who are not my real friends that I have never met…was like being in a big internet living room….and now I am so alone…and it is amazing..

Here are some links…


Guess Who’s Mom Wants Her Very Own Reality Show?
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Getting Plastered On The Job: Diane Sawyer Is Just Like Us! – VIDEO
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Denise Milani Bikini Photoshoots
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Cybergirl Sophia is a Babe
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Jennifer Lawrence in Some Magazine
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Some Miami BikinI Contest
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Manliest Fight Ever? You Be the Judge! – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Hippies of All Time
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Is A Busty Drunken Mess
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped Erin Heatherton Because He Was Bored and/or the Contract he Signed with VS was up
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Mindy Robinson is Just Lovely (SEMI NSFW)
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Christie Shake is One Sexy Blonde (SEMI NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sophia Beretta (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Camilla Belle
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This Cute Amateur Makes a Masterbation Video and We Get to Watch It (NSFW)
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Sexy Games That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sarah Silverman Leaves Conan O’Brien Mortified – VIDEO
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Latasha Marzolla in an Orange Corset (SITE NSFW)
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Bra-less Kim Kardashian Bends Over (SITE NSFW)
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Georgia Salpa’s Upskirt Reveals her Panties
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Beyonce Helps Obama Win the Election (So Thinks Beyonce)
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Some Kristen Stewart, Just Because
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And Following Kristen Stewart We Have Some Ashley Greene
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Celebrities Who Have Aged the Worst – A Gallery
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Jayde is Sexy in Thigh High Socks (NSFW)
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Lion Scares Little Girls
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The Real Life James Bond
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Olivia Munn Does Lap Dances On TV – Cuz She’s Useless
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How To Unblock a Toilet…Really?
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What Can I Say, Mommy Has a Great Ass (NSFW)
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Halloween Hula Hoop Hottie – VIDEO
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Denise Milani Bikini Photoshoot – VIDEO
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This Bitch Is 18 And Pretty Fucking Used Up
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Whose Idea Was It to Put Pam Anderson in a Tight Wetsuit?
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Slutt Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Well It’s Official: Porn Stars in California Now Have to Wear Condoms
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Genetically Engineered Pussy
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Miranda Key and Kitty Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Rampage Of The Bizarre Sex Toys!(NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr & Doutzen Kroes Were Busy With VS Fashion Show Rehearsals
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Katie Goes Nude, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Demi Lovato is Looking Rough
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Topless Lady Gaga. Genius
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Prosecutors Who Want Lindsay Lohan To Do ‘Significant Jail Time’ Must Be New At This
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Sarah Silverman Fucks Conan
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Obama’s Can’t Touch This
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Democrats Do It With the Lights On
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Kitten Enjoys Pooping….Really?
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Lucy Pinder Eats a Popsicle
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This Christie Chick for Playboy is Worth Fucking
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Leonardo Dicaprio’s House is Insane
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Cute Brunette Gets Fucked
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Party Sluts
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

07

Nov

Bar Refaeli in December’s GQ of the Day

What better way to celebrate the first Victoria’s Secret fashion show….the one the celebs went to for the first taping….while waiting for the second show…for the bloggers I wasn’t invited to…despite being a fucking blog that has been in the game since 2003…before 90 percent of all fucking blogs….than to look at pics of an ex Victoria’s Secret model…who walked away from these bastards….for whatever reason….that I assume comes down to money…because that’s always what breaks up relationships and not cuz both parties are jewish….but cuz that’s what life is based on in this evil society….

Point being, she doesn’t need Victoria’s Secret…they don’t need their tits…and I don’t need any of this bullshit…but I post it anyway….

Here she is for GQ making moves.

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