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Oh, for the good old days…!

From Gary Sick

Mojtaba Samareh Hashemi is a senior adviser to President Ahmadinejad and a devoted proponent of the Divine Right of Kings doctrine of ultra-conservative ayatollah Mesbah-Yazdi. Many regard him as an éminence grise of the Iranian regime and an important bridge between the Revolutionary Guards, the fanatic-fringe ayatollahs, and the presidency.  So his words are worth listening to as clues to what is happening inside the closed circles of the Iranian leadership.

Today he was quoted by the Fars news agency (in Persian)   on the troublesome issue of U.S.-Iran relations. Although the statement was translated into English, it needs more than a word-for-word translation in order to be understood. So I have added my own interpretation of what Mojtaba really means.

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“Obama not only did not manage to realize his slogan [of change], but has pursued the dark policies of Bush all over the world ever more energetically…”

[real meaning: Oh, how we miss George Bush! He was such an easy target. With him we were winning everywhere and America’s credibility was falling to the point of disappearance even among its friends.]


“The Bush presidency is one of the darkest eras of the United States and the greatest hatred emerged internationally towards the United States…”

[Why can’t Obama be more like Bush? In the good old days we didn’t have to keep answering questions about why we would not accept an outstretched hand of friendship. It was all so much easier then.]


“Today we see that the United States rather than moving its military forces out of Iraq and Afghanistan has increased their number which has led to mass murder of the people and increased impoverishment in these countries. Obama had said that he wanted to oppose violation of human rights and wanted to close Guantanamo and secret prisons in Europe. Did this happen? Of course not…”

[The United States has announced its withdrawal from Iraq and actually seems to be on schedule; in the meantime, our favorite parties and politicians in Iraq have not done all that well in the Iraqi elections despite our support. The Shi’i religious leaders in Najaf openly dismiss the idea of an Islamic Republic and are increasingly competing with us, instead of following our lead. In Afghanistan, the Americans seem to be serious about announcing a date certain for withdrawal, and they even seem to be edging up to a Karzai reconciliation strategy with the Taliban. How can we attack them with a straight face when they behave this way!]


“There has also not been any correction of the dark policy of Bush towards Iran’s nuclear program or [the United State’s] opposition towards the Iranian nation…”

[Their willingness to meet with us and that dastardly offer of a uranium swap were hugely embarrassing. Now every time we sit down with a foreign leader we have to listen to  tiresome suggestions that we should reconsider our position on the uranium swap – even from the Russians and Chinese. You can’t trust anyone these days!]


“We do not want anything from the United States. The Iranian nation demands its rights to be recognized and respected…”

[All we want from the Americans is the return of George Bush! Even John McCain would be an improvement. I wonder if Sarah Palin has any chance? We should be so lucky!]


“The Islamic Republic has not become isolated, rather, it is expanding [its foreign relations] ever more and is finding new friends…If they have claims, they must show it in their actions so the Iranian nation gradually trusts them…”

[We have never been so alone since the earliest years of the revolution.  Even dictators and police states are privately expressing sympathy to us for the way our crackdown on the Green Movement attracted sympathetic attention all over the world. And it’s all the fault of that *&!* Obama and the %$#! internet. The shah never had all these problems. Ah, for the good old days…]

March 23, 2010
March 21, 2010

The Iranian Threat


From Gary Sick

The reality of the Iranian threat has come home to me in a way I would never have expected.

Last night my alma mater, Kansas University, ranked for most of the year as the number one basketball team in the United States, was defeated in the second round of the NCAA national basketball tournament. KU is nearly always in the tournament, and has won many times. Regrettably, it has also been eliminated by unexpected opponents in some years it would prefer to forget.

Last night KU was defeated by Northern Iowa. To be honest, I had never before heard of Northern Iowa. But Northern Iowa had a secret weapon named Ali Farokhmanesh. He lives in Iowa City and is the son of a former Iranian national volleyball player.

He is a devastatingly accurate shooter, who was the game’s high scorer and who coolly hit a long-distance 3-pointer at the end of the game that effectively won the game for the Panthers and sent mighty KU back home in deep mourning. Farokhmanesh had done the same thing in Round One, hitting a 3-point shot at the buzzer to beat a higher-ranked team from Las Vegas.

An Iranian? In Iowa City? Basketball?

Note to American strategists: If you’re planning to mess with those Eye-ranians, prepare yourselves for unpleasant surprises…

:-))

gary

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