Saturday, 7 February, 2009

For techies



LINK .

yeah i am absolutely blogstipated.

Wednesday, 4 February, 2009

I rant ... you read .

I didn't realize that i did only 4 posts this January compared to some 40 posts in Jan 2008. Life took a nose dive.. thanks the liar maid, who was 'suppose' to be back 10 days ago. Because she lied we miscalculated so many things, like baby sitting ,transportation , part time maid etc etc. Now she is ' suppose' to resume on Saturday... but her days are numbered for sure.

On the work front , bored to death as usual, same old shit ... different smell . I hear no increment this time . That sucks.. but its OK , as long as we have jobs in this current situation.. wait... im a salesman .. should i be worried? whatever.
I had a new years resolution to lose 5 to 7 Kilo's... since maid was on Vacation , i am the 'official baby sitter' to my Son, i have already lost more than 7KG's in a month... all my pants are coming down.

Talking about pants, is it OK to forget to Zip the pants at work? i mean, it happened yesterday.. the fly was open for God knows how long... doesnt matter... wasn't 'commando' .

You know its so dumb to ride with a 1 year old who wants to play with the 'hand break'?
Nothing more to rant now...

Leave you with a picture.

Monday, 26 January, 2009

Question about Paypal

OK Here's the thing, I know this dude from USA, who is selling some music CD's and T shirts and stuff ( some rare Indian Bands etc etc ) now he wants me to pay 50$ via Paypal. Now my question to you is , Can i pay PAYPAL using my Burgan Bank 'DEBIT CARD' ? because i dont own a credit card .
Big Thankies in Advance.

Sunday, 25 January, 2009

Dedicated to all the people with a facebook account

Thought i wont blog for a while , but then this vid is too good to resist. Yeah ! thanks Amjad.
This one's for all you 'foesbook' addicts ...


Wednesday, 14 January, 2009

Technical help please

OK technical help please.. i have this wordpress blog on ' Indian Rock scene' ( not the bollywood crap ... the indie scene i mean ) . Now ! i get 200+ visitors everyday . I want to remove the 'wordpress' thing and make it a .com .... like chikapappi.com , rayboy.org, blasha.com ..... How do i do it?
I know i am such an idiot :P

Big thankies in advance.

Tuesday, 13 January, 2009

13 days in the life of a pathetic blogger.

So what really happened?
2009 started with all the possible omens .. as i told you in my previous post , 15 to midnight on new years eve there was this stupid bad news and after that incident all seems to have gone haphazard in my life.
First 'steel body' Daphney my wife falls sick with viral fever , i have never seen her so sick ..
Just then the maid goes on vacation . Till the last moment she was "Suppose" to bring her replacement but according to her the replacement said "NO" . Our maid washed her hands , i remembered someone who 'used' to do baby sitting , so i go to her house , after a little chit chat we agreed to keep AJ at her house for 4 hours a day along with 10 other children .... BIG MISTAKE . i tell you why later..
Meanwhile Mr AJ who had turned just 1 couple of weeks ago falls sick with fever and cold ... Now here the scenario for AJ ... NO NANNY + FEVER + NEW BABY SITTER = i dont know what that sums up to .
In between all this , the car breaks up , then the AC duct ( at home ) comes down . Chilling Cold weather , sick baby , sick wife, no maid , Amu's sick , Broca's having exams , Ne's getting married , Ansam meets with an accident , War in Gaza , Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! i thought my head will explode ...
but then somehow things seem to clear a bit , Car is OK , AJ has almost recovered , Daphney is still cauging like a old dog ( so i'm not buying a dog :P ) , maid seems to have postphoned her vacation further ( which is bad news for her , i am gonna fire her when she comes back ) AC duct got repaired , AJ is finally walking step by step ... things seem to be better ...
So thats how life has been in these last 13 days ...

So how are you ?

Thursday, 8 January, 2009

AJ the drumskin basher.

OK i read all the blogs that i have subscribed on my google reader,( but i skipped to comment as its very late )just to let you know that i am still struggling to cope up with this disasterous year. I leave you with my Son play his first rock concert .

Friday, 2 January, 2009

its 2009 and its effed up already.

OK its 2009 and its effed up already ... . Didn't celebrate the new years countdown despite of waiting till midnight ... 'some bad news' happen to arrive just 10 minutes before midnight and we were like 'shit' ... there goes 2009.

Today Daphney is very sick... usually she goes by the nick name 'steel body' ( i being the rusted one ) .. she never falls sick.. but today she is very ill from fever and body ache.. so i rushed to the Al Mubarka Hospital in Jabriya... we were sent back. Infact we were asked to go to Rumaithiya .. honestly i have never entered Rumaithiya even during the day time... 'how the eff am i suppose to look for a clinic in the middle of the night ????" .. what ever happened to ' Health care system? ha ?" ,.. i mean come on ! for eff sake.. this is 2009 ... why a person holding Salmiya Home address has to visit Salmiya Clinic "ONLY" ... so what if i was deing somewhere in ABDALI ?? DO i have to rush to Salmiya Clinic to get that all important Oxygen?? .. I mean it happend to me once... i collapsed in Khaitan due to heat stroke.. but i had to bloody wait for some hours untill i reached Salmiya clinic to get oxygen.... what kind of system is this? ...

In other news .. the Air conditioning duct just came down with a huge thud... luckily the 'false ceiling' aka decore is holding it ... now we are confined to this tiny bedroom... i have shifted most of the things from the hall... Untill "Mr" Haris relents to repair it ( or even examine it ) won't be venturing to the hall...

Finally ... I have this serious feeling ..09 will be a tough year for me . Dapney is saying 'its because you don't pray anymore' ( which is not true) ... anyways ... if you read till here... you are entitled to get a free cookie.. thanks for reading.

Wednesday, 31 December, 2008

Year end rants .

I'm going to keep it a low key new year post due to the suffering of Innocent civilians in Gaza . I pray that 2009 will be more peaceful than 08 which according to me one of the worst year. ( so no happy new year picture)

Anyways if you are planning to celebrate new years dinner in Marina Mall .... "don't" .... Marina Mall will close by 10pm ... yes even the food court .

Sorry for not being frequent as my laptop got screwed .. right now its under repair .... so if i don't visit your blog to wish you personally .. please dont feel bad..
I WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR . MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE . AND MAY 2009 BE THE PROSPEROUS YEAR .

Saturday, 27 December, 2008

Im cured of Internet addiction .. i guess !

Well , its no secret i am an internet addict , but like any other addict i am always in denial . My wife ( i won't be calling her Drools anymore think i will call her Daphney because of rioting by a Dear bloggarette ) is always complaining that my one eye is on the computer and the other wandering like JFK . Well something happend the other day ... something i can not disclose . It was a huge fight ... and Daphney dear pulled the 'solid' punch ... and left me crying .. yep ! left me crying... i walked out of the house like any other hairy chested man do after being severly beaten by his wife ... but some nutcrack had parked his car adjacent to mine... being a terrible suckaa at reversing the car... i had no other option to come home with my tail under my legs .. slept on the floor... and while my balls were freezing in the cold... it was a Buddha like enlightement with the halo around my dumb head .. yes ! i have been a dumb shit ever since i bought that stupid computer home and even stupider 'Pain' Connection .
Well i don't want to tell you how i mended things ( yeah ! there goes my manhood ) .. just that it ended well. Internet (at home) has been added to the list of vices . So i will keep away from it while Daphney/AJ is around .. but i know it won't be easy like i quit smoking .

In other totally greyonic ( yeah equallent of moronic ) news .. i have this terrible crush on Beyonce .... man ! she is hot ! hot ! if i was JayZ i will make her dance 24X7 .