Posted by: LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An 12:49 am
For those of the Empire who have not heard, the renegade usurpers in the chamber that is now horribly mis-named as the United States House of Representatives today voted to change the rules of that body to allow implementation of the “Slaughter Procedure” [named for Representative Louise Slaughter of the House Rules Committee] to allow the leadership to “deem” a bill passed without a vote of the members of the House. The vote on the rule change, and the roll call are here:
http://tinyurl.com/yd8a83w
Apparently, on Sunday, Nancy Pelosi will “deem” the Senate health care nationalization bill passed and it will be sent to the White House for signature. The House will then vote on a bill that will give House members an excuse to lie to us that they really did not mean it, and of course pay off those who have been bought. That bill will in theory have to be voted on by the Senate. The Senate will, of course, recommend to the House the benefits of coprophagia and lycanthropy. After all, the Senate got its payoffs, as did the Unions and mandatory funding priorities for abortion and illegal aliens. Why in the name of the vaporous emanations of the demon Malacoda would they undo any of that?
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Posted by: Emperor Misha I 2:39 am
…seems like a discussion as to why Obamasslicker’s decision to deny our troops the right to fly a flag on Haiti isn’t a big deal broke out in a previous post. Well, let me tell you fucking why it’s a big deal:
1) When we move out, always the first to do so and always there the firstest with the mostest unlike the rest of this worthless ball of stinking dirt, we sacrifice our time (that’s also known as “life” to those who realize that we only have a finite amount of that resource available to us) and our money to do so. I don’t fucking see why proudly displaying where we’re from is such a big hairy deal that the obsequious piece of shit in the White House won’t let us do it while, at the same time, sparing no effort to embarrass us in every other venue.
Wait. I guess I DO see it after all.
2) If there really are Haitians so fucked in the head that they’d rather have us take our immense resources and leave than acknowledge our presence on their shitty little island that nobody would want if it was given to them, then let’s pack up our shit and go. And let’s take the Haitians who aren’t worthless waste of skin ingrates with us while the rest of them stay behind to rot in their own shit.
3) If you’re so utterly skull-fucked that you would even for a second consider that the flag of our nation, the flag that has flown proudly over too many blood-soaked battlefields to count, most of which we didn’t even have to fight on in the first place but chose to do so anyway, is an insult to the people whose lives we are fucking SAVING by being there, then you, sir, are about as American as Fidel Castro.
If you truly loathe and despise the country without which you would be absolutely nothing to the point where you seriously consider flying your own flag a possible offense, then perhaps you should seek other quarters. Last I checked, the borders were still open. Go ahead, get the fuck out. You will NOT be missed. As a matter of fact, you’ll barely be remembered at all.
When I look at Old Glory, my heart fills with pride and joy, not to mention no small amount of gratitude that I have been blessed enough to become one of her sons, albeit an adopted one. Nevertheless, I have been welcomed and accepted as a natural born because, by taking that Oath, I became exactly that.
I see her fluttering in the breeze and I realize that I have something that the vast majority of mankind will never have. I realize that I have something that millions upon millions have yearned for, worked for and waited for to get, and a lot of them never got it. I realize that I wrap myself in the comforting blanket of that flag every night as I go to sleep, a flag that stands for generations of sacrifice and hard work and, even though I wasn’t even born here, that blanket has been spread over me and mine as well thanks to the Providence of the L-rd and the generosity of the most welcoming people that ever graced this planet.
I see that flag and I know that whereas I, personally, had no role in her rise to prominence, I WILL earn the gift I have been given. I WILL honor her and every single soul who died to make her great, because without them I would not rest comfortably in her shadow today.
And I WILL motherfucking choke every last son of a bitch who ever disrespects her, rip his fucking heart out and eat it in front of his still living eyes.
And I will enjoy every single second of it.
I am sick and TIRED of being told that I have to pretend that this nation isn’t the best nation on earth. Because if it WASN’T, then I wouldn’t be living here. And I am sick and fucking TIRED of listening to fuckheads, whores, skanks, mountebanks, parasites and assorted other vermin accepting our generosity with one hand while trying to slap us in the face with the other.
If you don’t like us, fine. Go the fuck away. Leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone too. We owe you nothing, but if you accept our help, then the fucking LEAST you owe US is a “thank you” and the courtesy of not trying to piss in our cereal when we’re not looking. Contrary to what you scum-sucking louts may believe, you are NOT entitled to our largesse, and if you can’t find it within yourselves to offer us the common courtesy of not spitting on us when we’re saving your lives, then kindly go fuck yourselves.
If our flag is an insult to you, then we can leave. You deal with your own shit, but don’t come crying to us when you fuck it up again, because THIS American has just about had it with your ingratitude.
As to the clusterfuck in the White House: If you’re so fucking ashamed of what you pretend is your own country, then why the fuck were you so hell bent on becoming her commander in chief? Don’t you have some humble, shit-stained, worthless, Marxist third world spooge hole in dire need of your leadership?
Just fuck off. Leave this nation to those who love her.
We don’t need you, we don’t want you and we sure as FUCK won’t miss you.
Thatisall.
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Posted by: LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper 11:31 pm
…which of course is Gaelic for “The Grace of G-d Be With You“.
And so I offer this post in honor of St. Patrick’s Day when those of us blessed with Irish blood and heritage get to thumb our noses at those of you who aren’t. *snicker*
Not enough credit is given to those Irish immigrants who came to this country and embraced it as their home. They endured generations of hatred and ridicule, and yet they still stood tall and kept their pride and love of this country intact. I am proud to have their blood in my veins.
So to all of you my Rottie friends I offer this Irish Blessing :
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
For President Teleprompter and his merry band of Libtards:
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord Himself can’t find you with a telescope!
And for Nanny Piglousy and Harriet Reid.. Póg mo thóin!
And here is some good old Irish foot stomping music to get this party started off right! Sláinte!
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Posted by: LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper 5:19 pm
Never, NEVER would I have thought I would see the day when a sitting President actually forbade our Military from flying the Stars and Stripes.
NEVER.
Until today that is, and I wish it were just a bad dream.
Our Military which are at this time in the midst of participating in relief efforts in Haiti (which by the way we happen to have the largest force there and offering the largest amount of financial and material aid…as usual) have been told they CANNOT FLY THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES.
Screw the fact that all the other countries who have relief troops also present are proudly flying theirs in front of their respective compounds. Noooo nonononono…that doesn’t matter. President Teleprompter simply cannot allow the US to be proud of their efforts. Proud of the fact that we ALWAYS give when others don’t. Proud of the fact that we have the best and the brightest that are willing to drop everything to run to someone’s aid.
Oh HELL NO. Not when he’s so damn busy apologizing to the world for our being such imperialist dogs. No…let’s not highlight the fact that in most every single crisis that occurs in any spot in the world, the US is the first to offer aid, the first to arrive and most times the last to leave because we like doing a job right, and making sure it’s done period.
No, to him the Flag of the United States of America is not something to be proud of. It’s a stain. It’s a black mark, and it’s only purpose in HIS jaundiced eyes is to signal that we are an occupier. Not a defender, not a friend, and certainly not a champion of Freedom.
Pretty damn sad folks. Even Bill Clinton knew to show respect to the flag even if he hated the Military with a commie passion.
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Posted by: LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An 7:36 pm
Ok, I have been being a blog slut again, gibbering at other sites. Some things come up deserving wider attention. Over at what is primarily an economics group blog, there was discussion of an appearance by the Speaker of the House, Nancy “Granny McBotox” Pelosi. The primary thrust was about the obvious logical disconnect between what she was being asked by the interviewer, and her unrelated answers. There was severe doubt as to what planet she was on, or perhaps the botox had infiltrated across the blood/brain barrier and had paralyzed some of her few functioning neurons. She was being made, rightly, a figure of fun in the commentary.
But she is more than a figure of fun. She is downright dangerous, and that is how I put it. I have been talking about this subject today at a number of blogs, and so here I am combining a number of points I made all over the interwebtubes.
It is easy to make fun of “Botox Nan”. But while her disconnect from reality is more than passing amusing; this Rosa Luxemburg wanna-be is a deadly threat to the Constitution and Republic.
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Posted by: LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. 7:16 pm
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Posted by: Emperor Misha I 4:59 pm
When we asked in the previous post about the NSDWP’s cost concerns about letting babies be born as opposed to blended in the womb how they’d like the shoe being on the other foot, we hadn’t expected an answer quite this soon.
LC & IB Dan, sticking his tongue firmly in his cheek, turned the table around and asked:
I’m not sure I quite understand this, given that cost is so important as a burden to taxpayers when it comes to health care. If Democrats want so badly to abort babies because of it, why are we bothering with someone who has a broken neck and back at 69? It sounds to me like she’s pretty well used up and has probably been living off the taxpayers for plenty of years to begin with. Aren’t we at least going to get a vote on it?
Now, obviously, neither Dan nor we would ever seriously advocate that Reid’s wife, or anybody’s wife, should be euthanized to save money, we leave that to the left and their Death Panels, instead we wish both her and her daughter a speedy and full recovery, this is just a matter of taking the liberals’ argument and turning it back in their faces to maybe educate them a bit about the insane inhumanity of their position (fat chance, we know, but we can at least try).
But does the insane clown posse of the liberal left see it that way? Do they stop and say “hmmm… hadn’t thought of it that way?”
Of course they don’t. They’re incapable of logical thought, so instead they do what they do best, they throw a Fujita 5 fit.
Just as we knew they would.
They’re so predictable it’s almost cute.
No, liberals. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
And what an endless source of mirth you are with your Pavlovian, spittle-flecked responses. We’re going to miss that after the revolution.
Almost.
Thatisall.
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Posted by: Emperor Misha I 11:40 am
…well, we’re not even sure how to describe the loathsome beast you’re going to find anymore.
Want to hear one of the arguments from the kamikaze wing of the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party in favor of keeping abortion funding in ObamaCare?
“If you pass the Stupak amendment, more children will be born, and therefore it will cost us millions more. That’s one of the arguments I’ve been hearing,” Stupak says. “Money is their hang-up. Is this how we now value life in America? If money is the issue — come on, we can find room in the budget. This is life we’re talking about.”
Yeah, you read that right. “Chilluns are damn expensive for the Nanny State. What, with their schooling needs, health care needs etc. Much cheaper to just kill ‘em off in the womb.”
To bend the cost curve and all that. It’s for the Childr… Wait… Guess not this time.
Just in case you’re wondering just what life is worth in a National Socialist Democrat country. Next, it’s denying care to the elderly and unproductive members of society. Provided that they weren’t chopped up in the womb. On your dime. To save money.
It’s Utopia, we tell you!
Useless, socialist, genocidal, eugenicist swine.
But hey, two can play that game. If it’s all about saving money, then we can easily demonstrate that socialism is the single most efficient wealth-reducing factor. Every single country who’s tried it has gone down the drain, no exceptions to the rule.
So, logically, if we really want to “bend the cost curve”, all we have to do is to get rid of socialists.
How do you like them apples, you totalitarian freaks?
Best start looking over your shoulders and sleeping with one eye open.
Thatisall.
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Posted by: LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. 9:13 pm
Hanks’ asinine statements notwithstanding, HBO’s “The Pacific” is vitally important for no other reason that to tell the story of what the Marines did, and went through, in the PTO during WWII.
The old saying is that “hindsight is 2/20″, and viewing WWII through the prism of history, it is easy to see the monumental struggle between good and evil that the ETO represented. As such, the war against Hitler has come to dominate the resurgence of interest in WWII. Led by cinematic powerhouses such as “Band of Brothers” and “Saving Private Ryan”, the average American has become familiar with what the Allies accomplished in Europe. Battles such as Normandy and the Bulge, while hugely important, have in most peoples minds become the only titanic struggles of WWII worth telling. The Pacific has been forgotten, except by those who were there, and by students of history.
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