At the moment endless comments are being made about how untainted Thailand's new PM Abhisit Vejjajiva is by the stinking, fetid hand of corruption. He is portrayed as the 'white knight' of Thai politics - shiny, Eton-educated, handsome and dashing. The angle here is that he contrasts completely to the up-country, lo-so connivings of 'evil' Thaksin - a man who sought to 'buy' the votes of the poor by building them hospitals and roads (I'd call it doing his job, but then I don't 'understand' Thailand).
Yet, when considering international standards of clean, how does Mr. Abhisit scrub up?
Until evidence emerges to the contrary, Abhisit seems to be free of any claim of financial shenanigans. But, given how wealthy and privileged his background is, he'd not have much need to engage in such dealings anyway.
However, if you look at Abhisit's recent record regarding a whole host of other activities, events and bed-partners he is anything but 'clean'.
Take the violent and fascist fanatics of the PAD - while they were illegally occupying Government House and Bangkok's airports; while they were shooting at people on the streets of the Thai capital; while they were attacking the police; while they were kidnapping and beating people; while they were dumping bodies in back alleys; while they were running roughshod over every single law they could get away with, Abhisit said nothing. Such is Abhisit's highly educated 'belief' in 'democracy' and 'clean' politics he failed to open his mouth once and condemn the acts of the PAD. In fact, he allowed Democrat MPs to openly attend, speak at and support the PAD's completely illegal acts, something which he still hasn't censured. The upshot is, like a Mafia Don, Abhisit was happy for a gang of heavies to do his dirty work while he hid in his mansion drinking tea in the effete manner he learnt in the hallowed halls of the Britain's most elite private school.
Then comes the moment of coalition - Abhisit immediately jumps into bed with a leading Thaksinite, Newin Chidchob, who himself is banned from Thai politics for the kind of activity the PAD and the Democrats so widely denounced and abhorred. Abhisit's hypocrisy was all the more staggering for it's blatant disregard.
Abhisit's military record has a dark mysterious cloud hanging over it that is reminiscent of that other tainted politician who is such a shining symbol of 'freedom' and 'democracy,' George W Bush. The similarities don't end there - Bush and Abhisit are both drawn from the tiniest, wealthiest elite and both gained their positions after losing the popular vote and off the back of dodgy court decisions
Finally, comes the sorry tale of General Anupong - the head of Thailand's armed forces. Anupong has gone on record as stating he 'advised' Abhisit's coalition partners what to do. In any functioning democracy such intervention by the head of the army would demolish, in one single moment, the claims of the existing government's legitimacy. And, if Anupong's meeting was so benign, where are the minutes, the taped recordings of what he said, the evidence that backs up the line that the head of the military, in a country with the worst record on the planet for military coups, caught advising politicians, could be considered anything other than an implied threat? Worldly Mr. Abhisit, Eton and Oxford educated, would know and understand that only too well. Yet, once again, much like a Mafia Don, Abhisit is happy for the dirty work to be done by others, an iron fist inside a velvet glove.
Thailand's nice Mr. Abhisit, despite his good looks, his pressed suits and manners learnt in English private schools, is anything but. Eton, the private school Abhisit attended in the UK, is known as the place that bred the rulers of the British Empire - it is a proven training centre for some of the most ruthless, conniving and back-stabbing bastards in history.
It can only be surmised, that by any standard of democracy or justice, Mr. Abhisit is neither 'nice' or 'clean'.