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What’s more American than absorbing foreign holidays into our culture and them using them as an excuse to get plastered? Doing so while riding into the sunset on this bad boy. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “[punching the arm of the person next to me]
“Red, white, and blue one!”

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  1. Joe Btfsplk says:

    Is that a Volkswagon eating a biker? Or… a biker crapping a Volkswagon? This is confusing.

    • I like squirrels says:

      How American is a German car company anyway? And it’s Wagen :P

      • Joe Btfsplk says:

        those aren’t flag stripes, they’re cartoon lines to give the illusion of speed. Volkswagens are German motorcars, this is a volkswagon.

  2. Rcgd says:

    And no helmet?! What is he?! Insane?!

  3. herpyderp says:

    Now all it needs is a rocket launcher made of tin cans, some kerosene and a Hoover.

  4. otto-moe-bill says:

    I wonder if he could get a ticket for not having a seat-belt on.

  5. MacGyver says:

    What a half-assed attempt at being “as American as apple pie!” If he REALLY wanted his ride to ooze Americana, he would have used a Woodie for the back end instead of a VW and he would be towing an Airstream trailer.

  6. Anne Onymous says:

    Even for America, it’s hard to believe that thing is road legal.

    • husabob says:

      not really. it had to pass inspection, and i’d venture to say the inspector was probably very thorough. it’s rather well done; garish, but well done.

  7. orn310 says:

    Here we see a rare species of beetle, The Rare Three wheeled Beetle. It was long thought that this particular species did not exist outside of captivity. so this photo comes as a shock to anyone within the Autological community.

  8. Mr. Wolf says:

    Beetle eating a motorcycle – evolution is cool!

  9. Erm says:

    If he got the brakes and engine hooked up properly, good for him!

    OTOH, I’m picturing a collision with anything in front of him. Squish.

  10. husabob says:

    old vdubs lend themselves to this kinda chicanery cuz the controls are easy to hook up. mirrors mounted on handlebars are useless though.

  11. Dudio says:

    Why is it that recent photos on this website have an *ahem* green quality to them?

  12. Les says:

    Centaur, Minotaur, Volksataur?

  13. Dogmeat says:

    [punching the arm of the person next to me]
    “Red, white, and blue one!”

  14. Alleycat says:

    Here we see the Patriotic Hog Beetle. It is a curious creature created by mating a Beetle with a Hog. Its coloring allows it to blend into its surroundings. They are found all over the US, but large populations have grown in such places as Sturgis, SD; Daytona Beach, and Myrtle Beach.

  15. Spascat says:

    So the kludge is that he encased a beetle-cycle in a giant block of green jello? How does that solve anything?

  16. A_Lad_Insane says:

    Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the turning radius!..

    I wonder if this wasn’t actually taken sometime in the 70’s.. has that kind of a vibe to it.

    • kc/cc says:

      Some people have trouble letting go. In school, I had a teacher who wore plaid pants and a white belt every day, wwwaaayyy past the time when you could easily buy such an ensemble in a department store, but I guess it was just really hard to wear out polyester.

  17. dono1 says:

    This is known as flying the flag at half-assed.

  18. Fluffy says:

    This green is pi%%ing me off!! >(

  19. Zika Namme says:

    “American as apple pie” you’ve got to be kidding me. Apple pie’s Canadian! LOL

  20. mo says:

    Its jamie hyneman in his spare time.

  21. Thadius says:

    …Okay who let the cyborg experiments free?

  22. coffeecup says:

    Whoa- time warp-this is from the way back machine ain’t it

  23. Sampson says:

    whoa… thats one hell of a side-car

  24. krypto092108 says:

    It’s a bit green… The photo, I mean…

  25. LdB says:

    Great idea. Tie a couple of ropes to the handlebars and ride in the bug when it’s raining.

  26. Scuba says:

    “It’s okay, Mr. President. I’ve got the perfect new vehicle for you! I’ve dubbed it, ‘Air-Force 2.’”
    (Upgraded Model Shown, half-naked biker bodyguard not included)

  27. Nana says:

    VW’s get great mileage, so this was a very smart move for this economical traveler.


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