Guest Post: Tidbits from the dog walk
March 11th, 2010Dear Internet,
It has been several weeks since TJIC was last allowed to post and I fear that the strain of not publishing his rants is beginning to wear him down. Usually he saves his most crazy and controversial ideas until the last quarter of the walk, using a bit of a hit and run tactic. Lately he has been opening the walk with the crazy. Yesterday we had this conversation:
TJIC: “If I found out that I was dying of cancer I would totally start killing politicians.”
Sara: “What kind of Christian are you? Jesus would not want your last actions to be killing people. What about the ten commandments?”
TJIC: “Jesus would want me to use swords, because he talked about swords. Also, it’s just like the American Revolution and they killed people just like I would kill people, for a cause.” [ EDITOR NOTE: ref ]
Sara: “Jesus doesn’t want you to kill people!!!!!!!!!! You are a lunatic!!!!!!!!”
Another day I was telling TJIC about a lovely story I heard on the radio about a family in Manhattan who always pick up spare change that they find on the sidewalk. By the end of the year they had saved several thousands of dollars.
TJIC: “What a disgusting family! They’re all going to get herpo-AIDS and syphilis from picking up dirty money!!”
This is what I have been living with every morning. TJIC frothing at the mouth unable to contain the pressure from his libertarian brain swell. Me trying to explain in a rational manner why his priest would not agree that killing politicians would be an act of war and therefore sanctioned by Jesus.
Send help.