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There's A Reason They Go South For Spring Training

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
Yesterday - March 2, 2010

Say Goodbye To Mark McGwire Road Rage

"Driving the Mark McGwire Highway" sounds like a not-particularly-clever euphemism for a PED regimen, but St. Louisans have been doing it for a decade. Perhaps not for much longer. More »

The Rich Get Less Rich, For Once

Due to a "minor" mistake in divvying up their World Series shares, everyone on the Yankees has to pay back $15,000. With this financial hit, I'm sure they're all wishing they played for Pittsburgh last year. [CNBC]

We Could Prevent Another Hank Gathers. Here's Why We Don't.

Nearing the 20th anniversary of Hank Gathers's death, it's fashionable to look back. But let's look forward. It's possible to save so many athletes from dying young, but it might not be worth the costs. More »

Grizzlies Fan Enters The Pantheon Of Painful Trampoline Dunk Failures

Last night, one lucky Memphis fan got the chance to dunk off of a trampoline. He managed the dunk itself, but what followed was yet another reminder of the perils of using springy devices to propel ourselves skyward. [NBA.com]

Dissecting The Favre Ad, And The Fan Who Placed It

Well, we got our hands on the full-page ad one fan took out in the Hattiesburg American to implore Brett Favre to return (ginormous version below). And let me say, he is just the worst type of person. More »

Wizards, Donuts, Knives, And Cannibalistic Fruits

Time for your Tuesday edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Email me here or submit your questions via Twitter. Today, we're covering boogers, grocery bags, mannequins, old man strength, and more. More »

Colorado Rockies: Millionaires, And The Skipper Too

Will Leitch will be previewing/musing on every baseball team each weekday until the start of the season. You can pre-order his book and follow him on Twitter. Today: The Colorado Rockies. More »

John Daly's PGA Personnel File Is Appropriately Thick

Daly apparently got into enough trouble over the years that his file grew to 456 pages, which is less a personnel file than it is something Tolstoy might've written if Tolstoy had hung out at Hooter's. [Jacksonville.com]

Indiana Hazing Scandal Proves High School Kids Are Still Obnoxious

Carmel High School's basketball Senior Day was ruined—ruined!—by shameless tabloid reporters snooping around in the stands for salacious gossip. Oh, and the fact that three of the four seniors were kicked off the team for alleged forceable sodomy. More »

Julia Mancuso Gets Very Revealing After "Larry King Live" [NSFW]

Olympic medal winner Julia Mancuso probably planned on revealing some saucy facts on "Larry King Live"...but the color of her bra most likely wasn't one of them. Luckily, a cleverly applied photographer's flash did the revealing for her. [Fleshbot] [NSFW]

Jay Leno Can't Come Up With Original Material Anymore

On Jay Leno's first night back to Tonight Show hosting duties, he stole two jokes for his monologue. One from Mitt Romney(!?), and another from an ESPN Page 2 sports writer. Proof inside. [Gawker.TV]

Last Night's Winner: Jay Leno

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Lindsey Vonn, who continued her streak of tape delayed wipeouts by appearing as a guest on the new, new Tonight Show with....ugh, Jay Leno. More »

This Is Why Bobsledders Keep Their Heads Down

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
Monday - March 1, 2010

Erin Andrews Becomes A Star Who Someone Will Dance With

"Dancing With The Stars" announced that its lineup for next season will include America's Sideline Princess, because apparently all you have to do is ask and they'll let you on. It's a pretty good system ABC's got going on there. More »

Zinedine Zidane: Still Not Sorry About That Headbutt

Now that the Olympics are over it's time to concentrate on the next big international sporting event, the World Cup. So let's start by dredging up the last one and the headbutt that launched a thousand internet gags. More »

Say Hey, Wait A Minute

"Above all, the story of Willie Mays reminds us of a time when the only performance-enhancing drug was joy." So sayeth the great Pete Hamill, who is proof that baseball makes even brilliant writers sound like a Wonder Years voiceover. More »
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