Another Hate Mail from London (from a different Hate Mailer from the other London Hate Mail Bag entries) provides a thoughtful and incisive analysis:
dear sir i now know your problems. you have a tiny d**k, you are a wimp, you are a coward, you are a midget, you have an ugly wife,
Well, it's true I am not very tall, but...
Haha, the immaturity of these Muslims is always good for a laugh.
sounds like the poor sick poofers talking about himself
Well, it's true I am not very tall, but...
you know, i'm 5'6-7", and have never known of myself as being "short." i've always felt that i'm just the right height for a guy my size.
poor perpetual mohammedan victims,,, they would never think of taking a look in their own yard. this poor fella' is obviously projecting,,, and his angst is well founded, consider his wife is so... dissatisfied with his ultra-small unit jobber thingy-ma-dingy
the coward comment is beneath dignifying.
may the G_d of love and light, Hashem Adonai, bless their hearts and minds, and free them from the bondage of satan.
This one clearly demonstrates the low educational achievement inherent in British Muslim 'communities'.
They say it's the kuffar's fault - as you would expect. I say it's because they learn nothing except Gangsta Rap, endlessly parroting the Qur'an and banging their heads on the floor.
Funny Robert, but really his level of maturity is sad and the fact that the poor soul has been brainwashed since birth makes it easy to understand how he believes what all the "religious" leaders have taught/beat into him.
Unfortunately for him, and so many like him, their technology is just not there (yet) to attack us on the battlefield militarily. They will however, do it in many smaller but stinging attacks until the politicians finally realize they have to face the uncomfortable truth about Islam.
That is impossible now, given the current state of PC in American politics, but when enough suicide bombers have exploded in DC upscale restaurants or other places where upscale people gather, or a stadium or such, it will not be possible to avoid the truth.
That is when the political revolution will truly begin, but unfortunately it will take innocent lives taken by terrorists before our government wakes up and takes the steps necessary to protect us as well as possibly give the Clandestine Services the tools they need. Everything they need.
The gloves will have to come off for our survival just as in Israel. Does anybody really think Israel wanted to build a miles long security fence to keep from getting their kids school buses blown up? Illegal immigration is target number one, we can't allow mass migrations of people whose intentions are unknown. It is a shame, but we must close our borders immediately.
I have much more to add, but I've rambled too long already, my apologies, and please keep up the good work gang!
Here on my blog I have a Moroccan troll who regularly leaves turds like this:
Solkhar
solkhar.blogspot.com
solkharsworld@yahoo.com
196.12.245.187
Another point, Fitzgerald is a failed would-be academic that cashes in on selling books to an already far-right client base and has no understanding at all on what he is talking about.
Notwithstanding the above, the State of Lebanon really has no reason to exist and its fractured status will remain until it is absorbed into Turkey and Syria. Its legitimacy exists because of French and British cartography.
http://sheikyermami.com/
Quite an extensive vocabulary for the usual hate-mailers you get!
...and this from a member of the religion that sanctifies primitive and perversed male sexuality; leaving not a single moral right in tact, nor any dignity for the woman, in the quest to satisfy the many anxieties and paranoia of these sexual deviants.
A wimp? For a man willing to live severe restrictions in a free land so that he may share his wisdom and what he believes we ought to know?
That reminds me of Socrates. NOT someone scared to engage in war.
It's funny how mahoundians have the nerve to call anyone a coward... After all, mahoundian standards of bravery dictate that they should never face a lone male infidel in a fight when they number less than six slaves-of-mahound's-imaginary-alter-ego (make that a dozen when their opponents are like Raymond Ibrahim), and only lone women and children are to be faced in one-on-one fights by mahound-worshippers.
sheik yer'mami
Thanks for the tip.
At the firs glance, I have the impression that Mr Solkhar didn't waste his time at school as the one on top!..
I'm following him. Let see what comes out!...
you have an ugly wife - Hey, which one you talking about? Wife 1, yeah, she has some teeth issues. Wife 2 - constant bed head from that burka I make her wear. Wife 3 - the nose job didn't turn out as we planned. Wife 4 - sure can take a punch, but those repeated stomach shots have made her butt protrude. Possessions of the Right Hand (Sex Slaves 1-52) are still as beautiful as ever.
Finally Mr. Muslim, head on over to: http://crazyislam.typepad.com/home/polls-1/
Go ahead, I dare you. Vote on whether Islam is a religion or a cult.
Always with the personal attacks! They often insult or threaten a wife, sister, or daughter in an effort to further enrage the man. After all, it works for muslims!
Well, that proves my theory about Islamic indoctrination.
Islamic indoctrination, when performed on a child from a very early age, forces the brains of male children to their penises.
The result of this when they reach pre-pubescence and adolescence is that they think with their "dicks".
And talk about cowards...at least we don't send our children out with bombs attached to their bodies to blow people up. It the Taliban, al-Qaeda et al want their enemies killed then they should do it themselves and never mind having someone else to do it for them.
And why don't they meet the enemy in the battlefields wearing battlefield dress? They are cowards. They have to use IED's and "hide behind rocks and trees".
Well, let's see. Voluntarily putting your life at risk to alert the world to the threat posed by radical islam, it's blood soaked past and it's unchanging goal to subjugate all humans, and that makes someone a coward? Let's not forget the treatment of others who have done so, ie Theo Van Gogh. As for the small dick comment, wasn't there a study done some time ago that concluded that, on average, arabs had the smallest apendages. { then again, most women don't speak out, for good reason, and no one listens to their goats}.
Robert is not the right addressee of this rubbish. Transfering his own stupid ailings to someone else, this moron had better written to Siggy Freud, he was the great expert for all sorts of being meschugga. I keep saying, if Freud was still alive today he wouldn't have time to sleep, so much analysing to do.
" dear sir i now know your problems. you have a tiny d**k, you are a wimp, you are a coward, you are a midget, you have an ugly wife"
LOL.
first of all facing off against a bloodsoaked violent ideology like islam and exposing that cult repeatedly for the piece of trash it really is, isn't a act of cowardice.
BTW what's up with those muslims (like the one who sent this e-mail) obsessing about the penis size of their opponents (in this case mr. Spencer)?????
Could it be that the way muslims pray/prostate (you know bowing down in the mosque so that they can sniff the ass of the dude in front of them) brings out all sorts of homo erotic feelings that make them obsess about the penis size of other people.
I am sure that mr. Spencers penis size is much larger than the IQ of the goat molester who wrote this mail.
Robert, this guy may have a secret camera in your bedroom. Make sure you get your room sweeped.
Otherwise, this Muslim should really buy some Viagra.
"dear sir i now know your problems. you have a tiny d**k, you are a wimp, you are a coward, you are a midget, you have an ugly wife,"
Let me get tis right. A muslim will hate and kill me if I have a small dick, or if I am a peaceful person who refuses to engage in physical violence, who would rather run away and let the police handle and bully or if I am short or if he deems my wife as ugly. Is that right?
Good to know who the enemy is. I will double my efforts to influence politicians to cut off their ducks.
If the problem is with height, then what's Raymond Ibrahim's problem? :)
It goes without saying that a deep pathology is evident here.
In particular, the comment about "an ugly wife," in that it attempts to hurl insult at a man based on the supposed characteristics of a female in his life, betrays the writer's lack of any points of solid criticism, and especially reveals his hang-up with sexual issues.
It apparently is not enough to denigrate women directly by means of unequal treatment and outright oppression (as is common in Muslim society), but this emailer from London has taken it a step further, and has tried to insult both a male and a female based on the female's supposed appearance. In this way, this Muslim male has attempted to expand his (already unacceptable) criticism of a female to cloud a related male's reputation.
Is the burden on the female in Islam not already sufficiently heavy without the added responsibility of being attractive so as not to bring insult upon her husband?
Childish and pathetic.
Islam...a religion for sexual deviants and perverts so pathalogically obsessed with peoples genitals, sexuality, spouses and little children (especially girls).
And we kuffars are supposed to become Muslims so we can act just like this guy?
Morons. Total and complete morons.
These are the "superior peoples?" (said Mohamet).
What a joke! It's a cosmic joke, extending far and wide into as-yet-unknown milky way's and galaxies...Islam is the biggest joke, farce, and hoax ever disseminated on Earth.
I really don't know where to put all my outrage at the stupidity of the "politically correct" early 21st century.
I think that all Kuffars are superior in certain departments and in respect of the body area he refers to I certaintly know am superior to this P*** as are we all. However, if he gets in contact I will certainly give him measure for measure.
Yours Kinkily
eric the kuffar
'Penis envy' is a legitimate psychiatric condition...Rampant in Islam...I don't think Moammars son Barry can fix that one...
My comment :- ( Was Banned! )
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Please remember, that the a/m comment is a result of a strict and very thin mesh filters of mine!
The censorship and limits I constrain on myself, should be noted ! "Words - Kill" ! and "Freedom of Expression " are my invention !
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Dear Robert,
I know that JW is dedicated to :- Accurate, Honest, Intelligent & Brave reporting.
Comment's area, is dedicated for corrections, uptades, additional reference, and humble different points of views !
Am I correct till now?
"Hate Mail", should be scrapped for good! But , since they appear on JW, you can't expect that your devoted readers, and I mean all the beautiful people who do react to what you print, will answer to any M/F (oooops), with, Dear Sir! ( So far so good?)
I know, that I'm a guest in your house! And I should behave my self as we were educated ! But look at this one ( on my left ), he is "shitting on the carpet" !
Regard,
AbuAmnon. http://ow.ly/qRPB
Given a chance,Muslimahs would line up by the thousands for "Tiny D**k Robert.
I don't think a tiny d**k is really necessarily a bad thing. Just look at the alarming growth rates of Muslims within their little circles of Hell...
Its very funny these people whether, muslims or those who support, promote and apologise for them can only ever resort to name calling and trash talk. None of them have yet to show any evidence to the contrary dispelling anything that has been written. Keep up the good work and get the word out about these people.
Interesting article I saw on the net. Hope you like it.
Have never seen this subject presented in this type of format... very simpleto read and follow..and thus very scary... especially as I remember certain world headlines from the past.
Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life.
Islam has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components.
Islamization begins when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their religious privileges.
When politically correct, tolerant, and culturally diverse societies agree to Muslim demands for their religious privileges, some of the other components tend to creep in as well.
Here's how it works.
As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in:
United States -- Muslim 0.6%
Australia -- Muslim 1.5%
Canada -- Muslim 1.9%
China -- Muslim 1.8%
Italy -- Muslim 1.5%
Norway -- Muslim 1.8%
At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs. This is happening in:
Denmark -- Muslim 2%
Germany -- Muslim 3.7%
United Kingdom -- Muslim 2.7%
Spain -- Muslim 4%
Thailand -- Muslim 4.6%
From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature halal on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. This is occurring in:
France -- Muslim 8%
Philippines -- Muslim 5%
Sweden -- Muslim 5%
Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8%
At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their ghettos) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world.
When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris , we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam, and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam , with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections, in:
Guyana -- Muslim 10%
India -- Muslim 13.4%
Israel -- Muslim 16%
Kenya -- Muslim 10%
Russia -- Muslim 15%
After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in:
Ethiopia -- Muslim 32.8%
At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in:
Bosnia -- Muslim 40%
Chad -- Muslim 53.1%
Lebanon -- Muslim 59.7%
From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of non-believers of all other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels, such as in:
Albania -- Muslim 70%
Malaysia -- Muslim 60.4%
Qatar -- Muslim 77.5%
Sudan -- Muslim 70%
After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is on-going in:
Bangladesh -- Muslim 83%
Egypt -- Muslim 90%
Gaza -- Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia -- Muslim 86.1%
Iran -- Muslim 98%
Iraq -- Muslim 97%
Jordan -- Muslim 92%
Morocco -- Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan -- Muslim 97%
Palestine -- Muslim 99%
Syria -- Muslim 90%
Tajikistan -- Muslim 90%
Turkey -- Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates -- Muslim 96%
100% will usher in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' -- the Islamic House of Peace. Here there's supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word, such as in:
Afghanistan -- Muslim 100%
Saudi Arabia -- Muslim 100%
Somalia -- Muslim 100%
Yemen -- Muslim 100%
Unfortunately, peace is never achieved, as in these 100% states the most radical Muslims intimidate and spew hatred, and satisfy their blood lust by killing less radical Muslims, for a variety of reasons.
'Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; the tribe against the world, and all of us against the infidel. -- Leon Uris, 'The Haj'
It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools, nor non-Muslim religious facilities. In such situations, Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. The children attend madrasses. They learn only the Koran. To even associate with an infidel is a crime punishable with death. Therefore, in some areas of certain nations, Muslim Imams and extremists exercise more power than the national average would indicate.
Today's 1.5 billion Muslims make up 22% of the world's population. But their birth rates dwarf the birth rates of Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and all other believers. Muslims will exceed 50% of the world's population by the end of this century.
Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book: Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat
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you are right i suppose it couldn/t happen here ,the way people carry on here not enough stones to go round ,there/s always
what is left of Hadrin/s wall though.
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Jimmy, the entire truth isn't in the best interest of the poster. Selective snippets only. x
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If you read the article it states that the law has been rushed through before Parliament is convened. The new Parliament could recind the Law, remove it from the Statute Books or the judiciary could refuse to sanction the most severe of punishments open to them. We are not facing the imposition of this type of punishment in the UK and this should not be used as an example of what will happen in the UK it is scare mongering nothing more than that.
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bloody hell- i had better hide all the stones in my garden .
serious note: indonesia is a hi risk terrorist area- and our aussie cousins can confirm this after the bali bombings-
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a very small number of people calling the shots.
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O, the "problem" couldn't possibly be Islam & Company, right? ...no way! And are 5 year-olds allowed on the internet in London? Hope Mum takes away your allowance for a couple of months for being a naughty lil' boy.
"I keep saying, if Freud was still alive today he wouldn't have time to sleep, so much analysing to do."
Thank goodness the coffee ended up on my monitor, and not my keyboard... That one was priceless!
On a more serious note, if you believe all the Islamic stuff about torture in the grave, Freud is probably already spinning.
"you have an ugly wife..."
Whether or not that's true, at least you don't have to stuff her into a trash bag, when you take her anywhere, Robert.
www.veteranoutrage.com
I am ugly
My wife is pretty - so she tells me every day how lucky i am
I am fat
I am bald
I wont say the other thing...
I am old
I am not rich
so does this mean i qualify for the prize too?
Hi brazzaboy ,
At the beginning, I was terrified! ( the size... )
It took some time, but it was worth every second !
Very Powerful and most convincing. ( As I Predicted ! critical mass talks! we shall see what happens on the Capitol Hill tomorrow !
Alex.
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Projection, anyone?
All Muslim males appear to be in 7th grade.
"you have a tiny d**k"...
Probably because non-Arabs' penises were designed for penetrating women and not camels.
It is amazing that Islam produces such marvelous intellects. Islam seems to have quite a few mentally arrested adults as believers.
robert a midget hmm well that depends on your perspective .to me most peaple are short but then i am 6'7" but i learned long ago height does'nt matter my wife is only 5'3" but trained as a hard rock miner so dynamite can come in small packages and just might have the training to set off charges .:) come to think of it it seems like most men in the muslim world are short . could it be inbreading from marrying there cousins ??
there can be no doubt about it ...this guy is obviously a Muslim leader, a pillar in the Islamic community...one who can make decisions for other Muslims to follow...
He forgot to add- "Your momma wears combat boots"....
Or little girls.
I've got to know -- does the letter-writing genius believe Islam is the solution to all these problems? If a man converts, does his wife get prettier? Does he grow taller? Are selected appendages ... enhanced?
I'm just trying to imagine the infomercials. "Before I was a Muslim, I was 5'3" tall. Then I said the Shahada, and now I'm 5'10". Or "Before I was a Muslim, my wife's face made dogs howl in pain. Then I said the Shahada, and isn't she gorgeous in her burka now?"
Or Geert Wilders'?
What Robert Spencer lacks in physical stature, the person who wrote this hate message lacks in moral stature, intelligence, quality of character, and maturity.
And how does this person know that Mr. Spencer d**k is tiny? And why is he so focused on this part of Mr. Spencer's anatomy? Could he perhaps be a Muslim closet queen? If so, he'd better be careful.
Aww...I see all the Freudian jokes are taken...
I half expected the rest of the message to read "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."