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Videogum blogged Here Are Some Afternoon Links! 8 hours agoHere is a young David Lynch meeting a forever young Vincent Price. That’s all. Look! -DangerousMinds Continuing in the current trend of artists, specifically Aimee Mann, creating comedic music videos, here is a new Aimee Mann music video featuring Tim Heidecker! -AimeeMan Apparently this was...
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Videogum blogged David’s Pizza Commercial 9 hours agoPizza doesn’t really need a commercial because we are all already very much on board with pizza. But leave it to pizza when pizza does have a commercial to have this commercial. Outta sight! Pizza is the best. Buy some pizza today. (Via World’sBestEver.)
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Videogum blogged Everybody Needs “A Thing” 14 hours agoDon’t judge just because your thing isn’t as well-practice as Gustavo Almadovar’s. Practice your thing! Practice it in the mirror every day! (Via DailyPicks.)
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Videogum blogged “Michelle Obama” – Lil Debbie (Feat. Riff Raff) 1 day agoPresidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer. WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP? Today we are all Americans and it is time to put whatever whatever behind whatever but I just want Riff Raff to dance on Donald Trump’s grave. Can we please just all agree, as purple...
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Videogum blogged Barack Obama Re-Elected President Of The United States 1 day agoWe were recently reminded that no matter how we feel about any particular issue, there are going to be millions and millions of people who disagree with us. (This is true now and will be true forever and will remain true of all elections that weren’t nearly as close as touted by media.) But for...
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Videogum blogged AMERICA, IT IS TIME FOR US TO SEND A BURGER INTO SPACE 2 days agoAs you head to the polls today, ask yourself this: is your burger more in space now than it was four years ago? #SPACEBURGERTHEVOTE (Via Vulture.)
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Videogum blogged Does This Make You Want To Vote More Or To Vote Less? 2 days agoYou cannot really get mad at people who are trying to do the right thing, and ultimately I do think that Zach Braff and Donald Faison are trying to do the the right thing. They are encouraging young people to engage themselves in the national conversation, and to exercise their civic right (and...
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Videogum blogged Election Day 2012 2 days agoIt has been a long, loud, and confusing journey, but tonight there will be only one person left standing on top of a tesla coil, dancing and throwing electricity around for a crowd of onlookers. Will it be red, or will it be blue? VOTE & DECIDE! (Via Geekologie.)
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Videogum blogged How To Light A Bonfire MUST SEE!! 3 days agoSometimes people are going to lie to you. They’re going to tell you that you look fine, when really you look not so good and should change your clothes and take off some of your makeup. They’re going to tell you they love you with all their heart when really they’re having some doubts and [...]
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Videogum blogged Jump Into A Brand New Week 3 days agoPut on your clothes, hold your breath, don’t ask any questions, and get in there! (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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Videogum blogged There’s Fun Out There, Somewhere 6 days agoAs we enter into the last day of what has been a difficult week, it’s important to remember that fun exists out there, somewhere. Maybe not in your backyard or wherever, where it’s always summer and your friends are always around, including the one friend who always films everything with his or...
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Videogum blogged Let’s Get The Dancing Started A Little Early This Week, Huh? 1 week agoIt has just been one of those weeks. What are we even waiting for?! See? Now isn’t that better?
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Videogum blogged The Dude Who Wouldn’t Riot 1 week agoWhere u at? stuck on bus so lame lol Every1 is rioting let’s riot! nahhhhhhh just want 3 go home & catch up on homeland Boooooooo boo urself U suck suck this [dick pic] Only if u suck this [dick pic] this is the busdriver [dick pic] This is your mom [dick pic] lol LOL [...]
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Videogum blogged David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel Live 1 week agoJimmy Kimmel Live is filming in Brooklyn, NY this week (perfect week) and last night Jimmy’s guest was his comedy idol David Letterman. Watch the interview’s five parts here. Who is YOUR comedy idol just kidding! (Unless you do want to talk about it.) (Then who is it?) (Bart Simpson?)
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Videogum blogged Frank’s Hair 1 week agoWhat’s are you doing? Are you recording something? Dude, what’s up with your hair? Holy shit guys, come over here, check out Frank’s hair. Frank, what’s wrong? Frank. FRANK. Frank, do you need me to call an ambulance? Frank, what’s up? I don’t know if you can see this but dude your hair is moving...
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Videogum blogged Top Republicans On Mitt Romney And The Art Of Time Travel 1 week agoYou know what’s weird? One week from today this whole election thing will just be over and we will know who won and we will have a president for another four years and life marches on. I know that’s not that weird. Stuff happens all the time. One week ago there were no known effects [...]
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Videogum blogged If Only We Could All Be So Easily Impressed 1 week agoThis past weekend I went to a Halloween party with a few friends, one of whom dressed up like Superman. It was a fine costume, even a good costume, but even if it were the best Superman costume out there I would’ve certainly known for a fact that this friend of mine was not THE [...]
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Videogum blogged The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Things Are Back To Normal 1 week agoHere is a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger picking his nose, because when we get knocked down we pick ourselves right back up again! Nice try, Hurricane FAIL. Look at this guy! He’s really going for it, because life is for the living. Get in there, guys. Whether you’re standing outside of a...
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Videogum blogged Baby’s Best Halloween 1 week agoSome dads out there bring their babies along with them to adult parties at the Playboy mansion, and some dads out there build perfect Aliens Power Loader Halloween costumes that incorporate their baby safely and securely. There are just all different types of dads out there. (Via BoingBoing.)
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Videogum blogged Emergency Red Panda Trying To Catch A Butterfly 1 week agoThough we normally save things like this for The Petting Zoo on Wednesday afternoons, I think there are many of us out there who need to see a tiny red panda jump into a tree in attempt to catch a butterfly RIGHT NOW. Thank you, red panda, for doing everything you can to help out [...]
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Videogum blogged Stay Safe Out There, Please, For Real Though 1 week agoAll joking aside, here is to hoping that everyone affected by Hurricane Sandy on the East Coast makes it through this as safely and painlessly as possible, and that the world is up and running and back to normal as soon as possible. I’m not sure how many more days of this we can even [...]
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Videogum blogged Tetris Pumpkin Is A Pretty Good Pumpkin 1 week agoI hope you all got a chance to carve pumpkins and let them rot and throw them away before duct-taping your doors and eyelids shut and hiding in your toilets in preparation for the storm! There would be few things worse right now than to be stuck in an apartment with a rotting pumpkin, and [...]
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Videogum blogged Stay Safe Out There, You Joggers In Horses Masks 1 week agoHealth is important, and there’s no better way to stay healthy than with a regular routine of cardio-vascular exercise (especially when you are living on a diet of canned tuna and cheese crackers!). But please, if you do go outside wearing nothing but your running shorts and a rubber horse mask,...
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Videogum blogged A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear 1 week agoNot long before dispatching this blog to you, President Obama declared a state of emergency in New York and 7 other states along the east coast. You can’t buy bread or milk anymore, even if you wanted to make your favorite bread and milk based dish, because everybody bought all of it already and...
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Videogum blogged One Man Downton Abbey 1 week agoPersonally, I think his Thomas Barrow sounds more like William Mason, not that I could ever tell them apart. I am an upstairs person not a downstairs person! This tea is too cold! Dispose of that body! Brush my clothes!
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Videogum blogged It’s Friday O’Clock Somewhere! 1 week agoYou know what they say: Dance like one guy is watching. Sing like oh wait it seems like there is someone else in the room so maybe two people are listening. Love like you’ve never been posted on YouTube and live like it’s heaven on blogs. TGIF!
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Videogum blogged Krispy Kreme Makes A Blaze Video About X-Factor 2 weeks agoOh SNAP. We got some major beef brewing between Krispy Kreme and Playback! Total blaze. Y’all dance like a bunch of Jameses! There is also minor beef blazing between me and the time it is taking for you guys to make animated GIFs of the parts of this video that obviously should have been animated...
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Videogum blogged BREAKING: Daniel Craig Is A Big Fat Baby 2 weeks agoQuick question: Who’s the biggest, fattest baby you know in the whole entire world and also the universe, and also Heaven and Hell? Think about it for a second before you answer. Like, I guess it would help to think: What are the qualifications for being a big fat baby? Run through those in your...
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Videogum blogged Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock’s Rape Case 2 weeks agoEarlier this week, Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock gave a speech in which he announced that he had finally come to the conclusion that even when a child is conceived by rape, that precious life is still a gift from God. This has proven to be kind of a problem for him! (It has also [...]
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Videogum blogged Donald Trump’s October Surprise Is Here 2 weeks agoWait. That’s it? The big announcement Donald Trump has been threatening all week is just that he’s a miserable racist? I’m pretty sure we already knew that! This is some bullshit. I was hoping for fireworks. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I know that one of the most pressing issues on American voters’...
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Videogum blogged Michael Che Endorses Mitt Romney 2 weeks agoGet that money, America.
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Videogum blogged BREAKING: ANOTHER NEW TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT 2 weeks agoSomeone must’ve done a trampoline accident rain dance (dancing on a trampoline and falling off during a storm while you’re sister films it from the living room window) because after a long trampoline accident drought, this week it is POURING! (Via SayOMG.)
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Videogum blogged Another Year, Another Halloween Light Show 2 weeks agoTradition! No, I mean do a light show with “Tradition!”
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Videogum blogged BREAKING: NEW TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT! 2 weeks agoThe Internet is stronger than all of us, and it will be here long after we are gone. Sifting through the wreckage of the human race, Robot Jimmy will see what we had built, and he will say that it is good. But for now, we can rest assured that the Earth still spins on [...]
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Videogum blogged This Is Your Robot Chauffeur: Robot Jimmy 2 weeks agoThe sequel to Hugo is terrible.
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Videogum blogged Time To Get That Fall Look 2 weeks agoMadison is here with make up tips for your fall look, ladies, and guys who wear make up! Looking good, everybody. You’re going to be the prettiest one in jail! “Oh no, Chris Hansen, please! Do not tackle me in the driveway in a gilly suit, I just needed to get my fall look together.” [...]
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Videogum blogged ROACH CRAWLS ON REPORTER!!!! 2 weeks agoSometimes the best thing to do when confronted with a nightmare that has escaped from the dream world into reality is simply to pretend it isn’t happening. “I didn’t hear that creepy noise coming from the other room when I know I’m home alone,” for example. “That definitely was not my ex who...
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Videogum blogged Tom Hanks Cursing On Good Morning America 2 weeks agoGOOD MORNING, AMERICA! #hazed (Via PopCultureBrain.)
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Videogum blogged Art Is The Worst 3 weeks agoUgh, art. NSFW? NSFA! Fuck art. Dig a hole. Take a nap. Read a magazine. Cook a steak. Wash your hands. Call your mom. Buy some paper towel. Brush your hair. Eat an apple. Make your bed. Find a job. Start a book club. Write an email. Recycle. Go outside. Stay inside. Play Minesweeper. Do [...]
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Videogum blogged The Onion’s The Onion Talks 3 weeks agoFor those of you who are fans of The Onion and web videos and TED Talks: I have something for you!
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Videogum blogged At Least You Didn’t Wake Up On A Carnival Ride 3 weeks ago(Headphones UP and volumes DOWN for this one, everybody! Good morning!) Though you may want to, you can’t always choose where you pass out from fear and where you wake up in a panic. This morning it was in your bedroom, but where will it be tomorrow? On top of the Empire State Building? On [...]
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Videogum blogged Krispy Kreme’s “Halloween” Is OUR Generation’s “Thriller” 3 weeks agoUgh, I knew it. So predictable. OF COURSE IT WAS JAMES THE WHOLE TIME. I hate James so much, it makes me sick. I hope someone pushes HIM off his bike and into a pile of trash. [Vincent Price laugh.]
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Videogum blogged Ok, Let’s Watch This Weatherman Blooper 3 weeks agoWhat, do we think we’re better than watching this weatherman blooper? We’re not better than this! We can try to pretend that we don’t want to watch this weatherman blooper all we want, but when it comes right down to it we’re going to watch the weatherman blooper and we’re going to LOVE IT....
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Videogum blogged Barack Obama Locks Down Powerful Honey Boo Boo Endorsement 3 weeks agoHere it is, America, the Honey Boo Boo endorsement that all the swing voters have been waiting to hear before they randomly make their decision on November 6th by letting their cat walk over index cards. Things get really political at about the 2:00 mark. As is the case every four years, Honey...
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Videogum blogged Pocket Like It’s Hot 3 weeks agoThe world is still full of surprises, though, for real.
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Videogum blogged Those Are Your Jeans: Glenn Beck’s Jeans 3 weeks agoGlenn Beck has started his own denim line, OBVIOUSLY, because this is AMERICA. I love the specificity of that opening sentence. Late last year. Not “recently,” or “last year.” Late last year. Glenn Beck isn’t going to bullshit you about when he “took a look at some of his favorite denim...
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Videogum blogged Mitt Romney Locks Up The Powerful This Lady Endorsement 3 weeks agoIt’s crazy anyone is even still undecided at this point. Like, have you watched the vlogs? Make up your mind or whatever!
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Videogum blogged The Greatest Event In Television History 3 weeks agoIn case you missed it last night, please take fifteen minutes and watch the greatest event in television history, featuring Adam Scott and Jon Hamm. It seems impossible that you’d regret it.
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Videogum blogged News Blooper Friday! 3 weeks agoHahahhaaaaAAAAAAH! Nothing like a good succession of news bloopers to get our Friday started. Love it. Wish it never ended. Just keep trying, you guys! I’m sure you’ll find someone who’s ready for camera, other than that totally calm and collected woman in the amazing clothing, if you just PLEASE...
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Videogum blogged Will Keith In “81 Sliced Bottles” 4 weeks agoI don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for bottles [...]
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