Bush, Chirac, and Ahmadinejad die and arrive in hell. The devil sees their faces and asks, “why are you so depressed?” Bush says “I left USA so fast, I did not have time to kiss my family good bye, I wish I could call the States.” The devil gives him a phone, Bush calls home, talks with his family, gives a couple of instructions to Condi Rice… When he’s finished, the devil asks for 2 million USD, Bush says “What? 2 million bucks? I only spoke for 10 minutes. That’s insane!” The devil answers, “but you are in hell man, that’s some distance call!”
Chirac then tells the devil, “if Bush could call the USA, I want to call France!” And so he does too. When he is finished, devil asks for 3 million Euros. Chirac is shocked: “What? 3 million Euros for 15 minutes talk?”, “well you call from hell…” answers the devil.
Finally, Ahmadinejad asks for the telephone to call Iran. He starts to speak and speak and speak for 5 hours on nuclear energy. When he is finished, he asks, “how much should I pay?” Devil says “5000 Tomans [about 6 USD]“. “Only 5000 Tomans for 5 hours?” asks Ahmadinejad. “Well” says the Devil, “that’s a local call…”
Thanks to ZM.