Archive for: June 2006

—yeah, yeah, I know it.  And the truth is, the little bastard danced up a storm all afternoon.  In fact, he was like a young Deney Terrio, to hear him talk about it.  Or at least, a middle-aged Adrian Zmed.

But …

“This Laun-dry Basket my Prison”

Well, they are gone, and here must I remain,

This laun-dry basket my prison! I have lost

Countless men (and all respectability) such as would have been

Most sweet to my remembrance when age had

Dimm’d mine eyes to heteronormative gambits most venal! They,

Meanwhile, Penises whom I never more shall meet again,

(To their utter delight, and in answer to their prayers, I dare say),

Wander in gladness, and wind down, perchance,

To that roaring dell, a fresh vaginal space!

Another’s womanhood (skanks!), o’erwooded, narrow, deep,

And only freckled by the mid-day sun;

They, with their slim and hateful wood, poking like

Purple-headed dragon necks from between ashen rocks—wingless

Things, unsunn’d and damp, whose few poor willowy spines

Ne’er tremble in the gale, yet tremble still,

Fann’d by the feral smell of NOT ME! and there my friends

Behold the dark green file of long lank weeds,

That all at once (a most fantastic sight !)

Still nod and drip beneath the happy coupled edges

Of anyone—and I do mean anyone —other than I.

Stuff this into your salted herring and smoke it.

(h/t Brian T)

Kennedy:  “Uh, I’ll just have whatever Stevens, Breyer, Ginsburg, and Souter are having.”

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update:  “Oh.  And if you could find out what Pinch Sulzberger eats for dessert and bring me one of those, too, I’d really appreciate it.”

Relying on Congressional sources, USA Today further exposes details about the NSA “domestic surveillance” initiative, another boot to the skull of the already moribund program.  But don’t complain:  the death of this empirically vile assault …

Please, Che it isn’t so!

I have a feeling the fix was in.  Had to be.  Though to be honest, my curiosity is so piqued that I’m going to run out later and buy a beret and a …

1) After fighting off a nasty case of internal Turkish log infestation (and we all know how painful that can be) The Jawa Report is now back up and running. 

2) Via The …

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“Before we tic any further, have we checked with the Belgians on this?”

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In a 5-3 ruling—which featured 3 separate dissenting opinions (Alito, Scalia, and Thomas, with Chief Justice Roberts having recused himself) –SCOTUS ruled that military tribunals overstep Executive authority, a ruling that could grant de facto Geneva Convention protections to al …