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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It

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Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It

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I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It

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What’s more American than absorbing foreign holidays into our culture and them using them as an excuse to get plastered? Doing so while riding into the sunset on this bad boy. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “[punching the arm of the person next to me]
“Red, white, and blue one!”

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Guys? Why is the world all spinney and slanted? I knew that leprechaun laced my drink. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Glyptodon says, “Look’s vertical on my computer!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1120404/looksstraighttome.jpg “

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Take your keys? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re grown people with enough sense not to drive drunk. But just in case… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thomas Westgard says, “What you do is, you go down to the fire inspector’s office with this photo and you tell them you were fine with it until the boss made you bring your kids to work in the factory.”

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Fixers! In honor of the patron saint of Ireland, I will be getting wasted at work showing my support with green tinted kludges! If you’re not the celebrating sort, non-green versions are available by clicking on the photos. Now who wants to limbo? -Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “♪♫♪
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are falling
From end to end, and soon will come the sludge
The plumber’s gone, because I was name calling
‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must kludge.
♫♫♪♪”

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Most kids get a TI-89 without even considering its illustrious past. Much like the precursor to the T-800, this calculator is functional but not pretty.

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “I wouldn’t be so quick to judge that the switch turns on/off the calculator. For all we know, that’s a kludged doomsday device activation protocol.”

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Ten free Internets to the Fixer that comes up with the lyrics to “Kludgin’ Dirty”. Entertain me. Annnnd, go! – Ms. Fix-It

On this historic post, there will be no Favorite Comment. Instead I present you with a poll! There were a lot of funny klugdin’ rhymes but these two really went above and beyond. Who do you think deserves to be the author of the “Official Kludgin’ Dirty” lyrics? Voting will be open thru Monday morning at which time the winner will be announced and Operation: Get Weir Al’s Attention will begin! Both finalists after the jump!

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