http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_dickinson

Bruce Dickinson is an interesting dude, so weird.

Also weird is that Rob Schneider is part Filipino.

Shakira singing Spanish is incredibly sexy, fyi. She has a sexy fucking voice.

I am studying Spanish so I can seduce her.

Wowie wow, an earthquake! That was weird feeling, like the world was jello.

We Bring Democracy To The Fish

It is unacceptable that fish prey on each other.
For their comfort and safety, we will liberate them
into fishfarms with secure, durable boundaries
that exclude predators. Our care will provide
for their liberty, health, happiness, and nutrition.

Wow.

When I was a child and I first considered the that problems people faced, I concluded as if it were obvious, “Why can’t we just help each other out?” My life since has been spent trying to reconcile my youthful idealism with the shortcomings of our world.

2004 arrived after a long four years of our current administration and my will to help solve problems was frustrated. I was eager to find someone on the national stage who I could put my trust in–someone who the political system had not compromised–someone who could relieve my cynicism and revive my faith in the good tomorrow might bring.

John Kerry wasn’t that person. But a young keynote speaker at Kerry’s nominating convention showed promise. My mother got me his book: “Dreams From My Father” by Barack Obama. I read it cover to cover. This was the guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

It’s funny to think that Elvis got his dance moves because he started nervously shaking on stage. It’s sad to think that the nerves eventually killed him.

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