BEANZ MEANZ WARZ
Serious Congressional and Senate inquiries are few and far between, and for good reason. Some sort of national trauma results. The celebrated inquiries which delved into U.S. foreign policy and served up uncomfortable truths (albeit in a diluted form) were precipitated by the kind of criminality and insanity that scares the bejesus out of just about everyone: Nixon’s unhinged foreign policy, a prime example. Now, was it the Church or Pike Committee which judged U.S. foreign policy to be “evil”? And that’s toned-down diplomatic language.
Whichever it was, a like-minded committee would have its work cut out if given free access to all records and internal government memoranda on Iraq. Certain myths would still persist: the real humdinger being that the U.S. is staying the course in Iraq to ensure the success of democracy. Meanwhile, here in Blighty it is a given that our inquiries will never reach the high standards of Church or Pike. Must I remind you that Lord Hutton cleared Blair of even “unconsciously” doing anything untoward? Indeed, Lord Hutton possesses great powers. So if Blair and Co. are to be undone, it’ll almost certainly be down to any future U.S. inquiry and/or the U.S. Freedom of Information Act.
If I may be so bold, along with the “Niger yellowcake” fable (Iraq already had over 500 metric tonnes of the stuff in its possession), high on any future inquiry should be the investigation of the fantastic tale of Baathist Iraq’s alleged links with Ansar al-Islam, a fanatical band of merry Islamists based in Iraqi Kurdistan, whose own ties to Al Qaeda via the psychopathic Zarqawi and alleged development of rudimentary WMD was a major indictment in the lead-up to the invasion of Iraq. Having seen all their other reasons turn to dust, some commentators still use Baathist-Zarqawi link as an argument for their support of the invasion. (Let us leave aside for the moment the fact that anyone with a food processor and access to the internet could likewise make biological and chemical agents, and that castor beans, chapatti flour and hair dye have been put to deadly effect, or apparently would have been put to deadly effect had it not been for the same numbskulls who, having witnessed an unarmed man slowly walk and then board an underground train, judged this to be highly dangerous behaviour and decided that there was no other option than to unload seven bullets into his brain. Meanwhile the numerous reports by concerned Muslims of jihadis in “extremist mosques” advocating terrorism, even undertaking weapons training within the mosques, went strangely unnoticed by the security and intelligence services.)
Given that the security and intelligence services are astoundingly incompetent and stupid (recruiting and training jihadis, some from Afghanistan, for a dirty war against Serbia, though the first attack on the Twin Towers back in the early nineties could be traced to such radical networks, and instead using up valuable resources and time to put under surveillance peace groups) it is no surprise that it never crossed their collective minds to simply ask the Peshmerga, the Kurdish militia, to crush this tiny Islamist gang that was said to pose a threat to world peace. And so it came to pass that Ansar al-Islam was linked to Baathist Iraq: the strange bedfellows argument that was trumped out when things looked bleak, as they always did for the “liberals mugged by reality”. Liberals would brood on Hitler and Stalin, and then see a twenty-first century replication of yesteryear in Saddam and Zarqawi. (Incidentally, you will note that those who trot out “Hitler-Stalin pact” like a broken record have trained themselves not to say “Hitler-Chamberlain pact” or for that matter “Reagan-Saddam pact”.)
AL QAEDA IN PARLIAMENT?
Imagine my surprise, then, on learning that the founder of Ansar al-Islam, one Ali Bapir, has found himself promoted by the U.S.-backed Kurdistan Alliance in the Iraqi parliament. The strange bedfellows argument is not put to President Jalal Talabani, a Bapir cheerleader yet also an alleged foe of totalitarian theocracy. That the U.S. has seen Bapir assume any position on the national political stage is some achievement and indication of how wrong U.S. plans have gone, especially given the U.S.’s own efforts in imprisoning and torturing the bloke. Not a peep has been heard from the goofy “liberals mugged by reality” who cried “fascist” not so long ago at the mere mention of this Islamist freak show, whose amateur fumbling with beans shook them out of their liberal slumbers and into a neoconservative dawn. President Talabani and the Kurdish alliance are where their “liberal” hopes lay, so do not mention the Talabani-Bapir pact. Move along. These are not the droids you’re looking for. This particular fact can be found on page 441 of Ali A. Allawi’s staggering book, “The Occupation of Iraq”.
Although the book is soaked with shocking disclosures of this kind and indeed many much worse, Allawi bends over backwards to be charitable to the U.S. (book sales may account for the pulling of punches), concluding that the Bush administration is staffed, from top to bottom, by well-meaning but simpleminded fantasists and clowns who couldn’t organise an empty drawer, let alone a transition to democracy. Although this is now the accepted wisdom, Allawi never digresses from this path to venture the obvious, for which there is overwhelming evidence, and none more so than in his book, that the U.S. was, and still is, trying to subvert Iraq’s fledgling democracy, having tried to murder it at birth while posing as midwife.
The original Feith programme, as it were, would have seen the quick elevation of Ahmed Chalabi as “President”. This was discarded when Grand Ayatollah Sistani demanded elections. Instead, the U.S. put its chips down on a Baathist-lite dictatorship, led by Ayad Allawi, and sought to rehabilitate the Baathists purged: this is essentially the “Saddamism without Saddam” plan that was all the rage in “realist” policy circles prior to the invasion and later embraced by Bush when the neoconservatives made a walk in the park into the Marathon des Sables. Unfortunately for the U.S., Sistania and the Shia clergy laid waste to that plan too. That Shia theocrats would prove to be the most desirous of democracy in Iraq is one of the supreme ironies of the invasion, at least from the point of view of the Kissingerian Bush, Cheney and Bremer and their neoconservative cousins.
MILO MINDERBINDER IN IRAQ
Other disclosures have the feel of Kafka meeting Heller. For instance, the Iraqi “security” firms and tribes paid to protect oil pipelines are in fact blowing them up, so as to secure a bigger budget. At the same time, though, they are operating an oil smuggling racket running into billions of dollars a year. And while it is no surprise to learn that the “reconstruction” is being done with Iraq’s money, it beggars belief that these desperately needed funds are winging their way straight into the pockets of firms favoured by Bush and his cronies, it is shocking that the occupying powers passively watched the systematic looting of Iraq’s wealth by the Saddamists reinstated by Paul Bremer. So which institution was invested with the power to audit this grand larceny and bring the criminals and profiteers to book? Perhaps a major accountancy firm, or maybe a U.N. agency, or even the U.S.’s own G.A.O.? In an extraordinary decision, and one that was received with complete disbelief, the Bush administration awarded the contract to some unknown Joe who doesn’t know anything about auditing and works from his living room. He’ll get to the bottom of things alright.
Ordinarily, U.S. foreign policy does not favour any select group but works in what is quaintly termed the “national interest”. The Bush administration put paid to that and just couldn’t help behaving like the Banana Republicans they are by rewarding their backers with juicy contracts – “contracts” that have been called the greatest robbery in history.
Just prior to the U.S. invasion it was made clear to the major Shia power, SCIRI (interestingly now called SIIC, presumably believing to have affected their “Islamic Revolution”) that were they to “enter the battle” to topple Saddam then they “would be considered an enemy combatant and treated accordingly”. Iraq is not the concern of Iraqis and will be blown away if they believe otherwise. For those who know little about Iraq and are hypnotised by the word “de-Baathification” with respect to the dismantling of the Iraqi army, even though the U.S. oversaw the return and empowerment of leading Saddamists, it is a welcome reminder that most of Iraq’s soldiers were Shia (even within the officer corps very few could be labelled Saddamist), and that the reason the army was disbanded was simply it was the epicentre of Iraqi nationalism and would never countenance occupation. The only genuine “de-Baathification” was instituted by the Shia bloc, after the U.S. rehabilitated a number of the Baath Party’s most culpable members in an effort to stem the rise of Shia power.
THE “AWAKENING” NIGHTMARE
At no point did the “coalition” think it a good idea to patrol Iraq’s borders and stop foreign fighters crossing to wreak havoc. The recent bombing of Syria is a damning indictment of a neoconservative policy to ensure the complete disintegration of Iraq so that Chalabi, then Allawi, would saunter into power without a murmur. This, we learn, was another Feith based plan. The powerful Shia theocracy soon put an end to Feith’s wacko policies. When one learns that the U.S. did not even realise the considerable influence, let alone power, of the Shia clergy one starts to gauge the sheer arrogance and ignorance of a dangerous foreign policy clique once dubbed “crazies” by the nutcases of the Reagan administration. It is little wonder that General Tommy Franks said of Douglas Feith that he was “the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth”.
One of the few weapons left in the U.S. arsenal to break Iraq is economic. Unsurprisingly, news reaches us that the “sovereign” government of Iraq is being threatened with financial meltdown. The U.S. has been forcing through U.N. resolutions for some time, but none is more concerning than that of allowing the U.S. to “administer” Iraq’s foreign reserves. Recently, disgruntled Iraqis leaked the details of U.S. plans put to the Iraqi government. Unless Iraq accepts a permanent American military presence, the U.S. will continue to hold hostage Iraq’s economy. Is it not strange that the U.S. should be forcing Iraq to accept an occupation that it itself claims will not last a second longer than necessary?
For various reasons the Maliki government is said to be a lot more confident now and is perhaps even willing to face down the U.S. There is some evidence for this: to American fury, Maliki is openly discussing a “timetable” for U.S. withdrawal. Seeing that drastic measures might be necessary (which has proven to be the case), the U.S. countered the increasing independence of the Shia-led government by supporting what is termed the “awakening” movement: that is, arming those same Sunni insurgents branded “fascist” when they targeted “coalition” forces.
These new allies serve a dual purpose. Although the “awakening” movement has wiped out “Al Qaeda in Iraq”, it is interesting to note that this is something the U.S. could not do (having allowed these totalitarian crackpots to enter Iraq and then inadvertently empower) and something that would have been done years ago, thereby saving Iraq the descent into the years-long sectarian bloodletting, had it not been for the U.S. enflaming an insurgency hitherto unworthy of the title by destroying any village, town or city that housed an insurgent. The other purpose is as an auxiliary force to limit Shia power. Whether the Iraqi government can reason with the “awakening” movement, armed by the U.S. and heavily financed by the Wahhabis of Saudi Arabia and which believes that the Maliki government is an Iranian front, is the next challenge for Iraq. It is clear what the U.S.-Saudi nexus has in store for Iraq: a Shia-Wahhabi war. After all, the U.S. did not invade Iraq so as to hand it over to a Shia clergy on good terms with Iran’s theocracy and whose very existence as a Shia dominated democracy could lead to the secession of the oil rich Shia regions of Saudi Arabia.