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10/31/2005

Is peace possible?

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 3:00 pm

Lebanon is trying to rid itself of Syrian proxies, and while doing so, they’re doing a favor for Israel–getting rid of the PFLP.

BEIRUT, Lebanon (AP) – Having rid itself of Syrian occupying forces with a show of people power, Lebanon is now deploying its army to cut off Syrian support for its proxy – a Palestinian group behind some of the worst attacks against Israel over the years.

To many Arabs, the outfit that goes by the name of PFLP-GC, for Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine-General Command, is Syria’s tool in its shadowy war against its enemies. It is on the U.S. State Department’s terrorist list and has lately been accused of involvement in the February assassination of the former Lebanese prime minister, Rafik Hariri – the event that ended up forcing the Syrians to pull out of Lebanon.

Lebanese troops and armor have surrounded some of the PFLP-GC’s bases in the rugged mountains along the Syrian border. The government has said it will not use force, but wants to stop weapons and reinforcements coming in from Syria which it fears will be used to stir up trouble.

The U.N. investigator’s report that accused Syria of engineering the Feb. 14 killing of Hariri mentions “people” from the PFLP-GC of having had contacts with three of four Lebanese generals jailed on charges of planning the fatal car-bombing. However, investigator Detlev Mehlis later said its leader, Ahmed Jibril, is not a suspect.

Another U.N. report this week also said that Lebanon’s efforts to disarm Palestinian militias such as Jibril’s have made little headway, partly because they have been receiving more weapons from Syria.

A happy byproduct of the expulsion of Syria from Lebanon, but it could also lead to better relations with Israel.

On that same note, the king of Jordan canceled the showing of a vile, anti-Semitic program during Ramadan, after receiving a letter signed by 24 American rabbis.

There do seem to be some baby steps forward in the Arab/Muslim world towards Jews.

Ex-Jews

Filed under: Anti-Semitism — Meryl Yourish @ 10:00 am

Each year at Passover, my family reads the story of the Four Sons–the wise son, the contrary son, the simple son, and the son who is too young to know how to formulate a question. Every year, we read:

The contrary son asks: “What is the meaning of this service to you?” Saying you, he excludes himself, and because he excludes himself from the group, he denies a basic principle. You may therefore tell him plainly: “Because of what the Eternal did for me when I came forth from Egypt” I do this. For me and not for him; had he been there, he would not have been redeemed.

There have always been Jews who feel like the contrary son. There will probably always be Jews who feel that way. But they’re not so easy to identify these days, because they don’t separate themselves from their Jewishness–at least, not publicly. Publicly, they proclaim their Jewishness and their Judaism from the mountaintops, while decrying the “misdeeds” (or even “crimes”) of their fellow Jews.

We have all seen them, the anti-Zionist Jews. They’re the ones marching against Israel in every “peace” march held across the planet. They’re the ones that do not get barred from speaking at ANSWER-organized marches because they are not against Israel’s policies enough for the taste of the organizers. (One would think this would be enough to stop these Jews from trying to work with organizations like ANSWER. One would be wrong.)

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Things

Filed under: Site news — Meryl Yourish @ 8:41 am

Daylight Savings Time wreaked havoc with the post scheduling of WordPress, so I’m not exactly sure when my essay will be up, but somewhere between ten and eleven a new piece that’s worth a read should show itself to you. It is called “Ex-Jews,” and one that’s been bouncing around in my head for ages. Lynn gave me the impetus to write it by mentioning some schmuck on a Daily Kos comments thread.

I am attempting to write posts that can be scheduled to pop in throughout the day instead of all at once, so that you have something to distract yourself with while you’re working (and isn’t it nice to have a job where you can blog; because I can’t).

And once again, I am running late. Gotta go grab breakfast before getting to the office.

And a big thank you to Glenn, for linking my help-wanted post. He should rename himself the Instamensch.

Iran’s slap on the wrist

Filed under: Israel, The Exception Clause — Meryl Yourish @ 8:30 am

The UN Security Council released a “statement” chiding Iran for calling for the destruction of Israel. The non-Arab, non-Muslim world reacted with outrage. We’re still waiting to hear from an Arab or Muslim nation that they don’t agree with Iran’s stance, although I may have missed a statement from one of the more moderate nations (Jordan, for instance).

Iran’s government has quite clearly come out in support of its president, in spite of the media spin to the contrary.

Editorial writers from around the world are recoiling in horror that Iran would give George W. Bush exactly the kind of leverage he needs to prove that Iran is a rogue state, while managing to downplay exactly what Iran said to give W. that leverage.

In the meantime, Iran offers Islamic Jihad a bounty for firing rockets into the West Bank while denying that it supports palestinian terrorists–which denial is quoted throughout the wire services and other media as if it might actually have some basis in fact, despite the overwhelming evidence that it is a lie–and still, Kofi Annan is going to visit Iran next week.

Actions have consequences. If Israel had called to wipe Iran off the map, she’d have been expelled from the UN in a heartbeat.

Once again, the Exception Clause applies. I hold out little hope that Annan will cancel his visit to Iran.

Egypt fails border patrol

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 7:30 am

So the highly-touted Egyptian guarding of the Israeli border in Gaza will likely turn into the same lack of guarding that they’re doing in the Negev.

Rocket threat in the West Bank? The Shin Bet has detained three “Qassam rocket engineers” belonging to the Popular Resistance Committees terror group on their way from Gaza to the West Bank town of Jenin.

The terrorists were apprehended near Mitzpe Ramon, in the southern Negev desert, at the beginning of the month, but the story was only now cleared for publication. According to the Shin Bet, the three were able to enter Israel with the assistance of bribed Egyptian police officers and a Bedouin accomplice.

Unfortunately, Israel is ignoring the danger on her southern border:

The latest arrests revealed once again Israel’s ongoing failure to secure its southern border. The breached border between Israel and Egypt in the area south of Nitzana has become one of the country’s most pressing security concerns.

IDF Intelligence Chief Aharon Ze’evi Farkash lately warned that the al-Qaeda terror organization has established a base of operations in Sinai.

A top intelligence source told Ynet, referring to the southern sector, that “if Israel continues to be indifferent to this problem, this will become our next Lebanon.”

Time to build another fence.

10/30/2005

The job hunt continues

Filed under: Life, Work — Meryl Yourish @ 10:56 pm

Y’know, I look at the post that lists my job skills and I think, “Wow, how could anyone not hire someone with those qualificaitons?” Then I go to the various online job sites, and I think, “Wow, how can they find anyone with all of those qualifications?”

I don’t suppose a job is going to drop from the sky into my lap, though, so I’ll just remind you that yes, I’m still looking, and no, Large Financial Company in Richmond isn’t smart enough to hire me. So keep those cards and letters coming, folks. I’ve got a 30-day reprieve, but I still need a permanent position, and I still can’t afford to be unemployed.

I really would like to give my nieces and nephews nice presents in the upcoming holiday season. A permanent position will help me do that.

Cats and Jews, Jews and cats

Filed under: Linkfests — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 pm

The latest Carnival of the Jews, Haveil Havalim, is up.

So is the latest Carnival of the Cats.

Reading the fine print

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 8:32 pm

In this Ynet story about the killing of one of the terrorist masterminds of the Hadera bombing, we get this about the supposed cease-fire agreement:

Earlier, the Palestinian Authority announced that it reached an agreement with the various factions and terror organizations whereby they would refrain from launching Qassam rocket or terror attacks from Gaza against Israel.

That leaves a whole lot of other places from which to launch attacks.

I’m sure they’ll try. Just as they’ll probably succeed. They’re being helped by Abbas’ own people.

Meanwhile, the “Red Dawn” alert system was activated twice in the southern town of Sderot around midnight, after Qassam rockets were launched at the community, apparently in response to the operation in Kabatiya. One rocket landed in Sderot while another one landed nearby. No injuries or damages were reported in the attack.

The Fatah’s al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades claimed responsibility for the strike. Earlier, two rockets were fired by the Islamic Jihad but landed in Palestinian areas. The Qassam strikes came despite a deal struck between Palestinian officials and terror groups earlier in the day on ending all Gaza-based attacks on Israeli targets.

I wonder if Abbas, like Arafat, is giving the orders for attacks behind the scenes, while pretending shock, shock I tell you, that rockets are falling in Israel. Or is he truly that powerless?

Justice

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 7:46 pm

The IDF got the bastard who dispatched the Hadera suicide bomber.

Three Palestinians were killed Sunday in a shootout with Israel Defense Forces troops in the West Bank town of Qabatiyah. The army had entered the town south of Jenin to hunt down members of the Islamic Jihad cell responsible for the Hadera suicide bombing last week and Palestinian sources said that one of the men killed was Jihad Awidat, the Jihad operative who dispatched Hassan Abu Zaid to Hadera.

Got a few more while they were at it.

Good.

Random thought

Filed under: Meanderings — Meryl Yourish @ 9:21 am

Exactly what does it take to make a crow blush?

10/29/2005

Derision in the AP

Filed under: Israel, Media Bias — Meryl Yourish @ 6:44 pm

WTF kind of headline is this?

Iran Rejects Derision of Leader’s Remarks

“Derision“?

“Contemptuous or jeering laughter; ridicule. 2. A state of being derided: The proposal was held in derision by members of the board.

“An object of ridicule; a laughingstock.”

The United Nations is being contemptuous or ridiculing Iran? This is derision?

The members of the Security Council condemn the remarks about Israel attributed to H.E. Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

The members of the Security Council support the Secretary-General’s statement of 27 October noting that, under the United Nations Charter, all Members have undertaken to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any State.

I think this is the derision that the headline should be referring to:

“The statement by the president of the U.N. Security Council was proposed by the Zionist regime to close the eyes to its crimes and to change the facts, therefore it is not acceptable,” Iran’s Foreign Ministry said.

“Iran is loyal to its commitments based on the U.N. charter and it has never used or threatened to use force against any country,” the ministry added.

Let’s roll back the clock to Wednesday, shall we?

Referring to Palestinian suicide bomb attacks in Israel, Ahmadinejad said: “there is no doubt that the new wave in Palestine will soon wipe off this disgraceful blot from the face of the Islamic world.”

Now that’s derision. And it is not the first time a high-ranking Iranian threatened the destruction of Israel. A former president of Iran said nearly five years ago that a nuclear weapon would destroy Israel, but leave the Islamic world mostly intact. Rafsajani, by the way, is considered a moderate. Yes, a moderate.

It seems that both Iranian moderates and hardliners agree on something: The destruction of Israel. Color me unsurprised.

Anti-Israel media bias: Lack of Context Dept.

Filed under: Media Bias, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 12:25 pm

This part of the recent AP article–which article, of course, goes unedited in thousands of newspapers around the world–is a perfect example of the anti-Israel media bias via lack of context.

The violence this week began Monday with Israel’s killing of a top Islamic Jihad gunman. An Islamic Jihad revenge bombing Wednesday killed five Israelis, and on Thursday, missiles fired at a car from Israeli aircraft killed four Islamic Jihad members and three bystanders.

The authors of the road map peace plan – the United States, the United Nations, Russia and the European Union – took a strong stand against Palestinian militants on Friday, demanding that Syria immediately shut down the offices of the militant Islamic Jihad group in Damascus and prevent use of Syrian territory for acts of terror.

Islamic Jihad has been responsible for the most violent attacks against Israeli targets since a February cease-fire between Israel and the Palestinians, including a suicide bombing on Wednesday.

The Monday to which the writer refers is October 24th. So the reader is led to believe that on Monday, Israel up and decided to go after Islamic Jihad. There is no reason given. Why would Israel suddenly decide to return to her practice of targeted assassination? Well, without context, one would think simply because Israel wants to do so. But let’s step back in time a whole ‘nother week. I know that’s asking a lot, but let’s do it:

Israel slapped tough travel restrictions on the West Bank after Palestinian gunmen killed three young Israelis and wounded four others in a drive-by shooting at a crowded bus stop near Jewish settlements.

The Palestinian attack near the Gush Etzion block of settlements yesterday was the bloodiest since July, and it followed warnings from Isaeli intelligence that with Israel’s pullout from Gaza last month, Palestinian militants would shift their focus to the West Bank.

Minutes after the bus stop attack, militants carried out a second drive-by shooting, targeting an Israeli vehicle in the another part of the West Bank, seriously wounding an Israeli, officials said.

Oh. Terrorists murdered Israelis before any of the targeted assassinations occurred. How about that? Who knew?

The AP knew.

That’s their article I quoted from.

But when it comes to Israel, there is never any justification for “violence.” The AP leaves the justification to the “militants” figting the “resistance.”

File this under “Reason Number 5,473 Why I Hate The Media.” Because by omitting context, the AP is effectively lying by omission.

10/28/2005

This has been an interesting week

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 11:47 pm

My temporary assignment has been extended through the end of November, which is actually a good thing, except for the not getting the full-time job with benefits part. But I need the work and the money, and I can use the time to keep learning Vignette Portal, add to my resume and experience, while looking for a new job. I have a few prospects thanks to Scott and my readers, and hope to get more next week.

I’ve been bookmarking news stories right and left so I can catch up on my blogging. The media bias bookmarks alone have nearly chocked Firefox. Okay, I’m exaggerating. A little.

I’ll get them up over the weekend, in between checking online for jobs.

Keep those cards and letters coming, kids.

And now, I’m going to bed. I have a hours of sleep debt to catch up on. I don’t sleep very well when I’m stressed and unhappy, and that’s how I was feeling until this afternoon.

TGIF.

It’s all job-hunting for now

Filed under: Life, Work — Meryl Yourish @ 8:49 am

I may have time to catch up on blogging next week, if they don’t bring me back. I couldn’t say.

In any case, I can’t thank Scott enough for what he has done. He made a Blogad for me, too.

It’s a tough time for me right now, and it’s great to know that so many of you are pulling for me.

One resume is winging its way to another Large Company in Richmond as we speak. It’s working.

Thank you, everyone.

10/27/2005

Update

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 10:33 pm

Thanks to everyone who emailed, commented, or linked. Some excellent suggestions were made, and I’ll follow up on them.

In the meantime, I’m going to rewrite my resume to include my current position, cross my fingers that FPL will get the power up by tomorrow or Saturday, and hopefully get a little sleep tonight. I tend not to sleep when I’m upset, and I didn’t get to bed until 1 yesterday.

There has to be something in the area for me. I mean, sure, Richmond is a small city, but it’s a city, nonetheless. Then again, Dahlgren wouldn’t be too awful a drive. Fredericksburg? Maybe, but I think the action is all from there to DC. And DC is too far to commute on a daily basis.

I know I could get something in my field if I moved back to NJ, but I really like Richmond. I’m very comfortable here. I just need a job to make it almost-perfect.

Hurricane Wilma strikes Richmond

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 8:17 pm

So let’s see: A typo in the last thing I added to the post below (this morning, while rushing to leave for the job that will be terminating my employment soon). And a phone call from my mother during work.

She moved to a town in the center of the power/water/fuel shortages/outages. She and my aunt drove north to Melbourne and are staying in a hotel. Today, she realized that a) It’s going to take a long time to restore infrastructure to her new home and b) She can’t keep spending money on a hotel and three meals a day.

Mom’s coming to Richmond this weekend, and staying until the power and water go back on in her neighborhood. We have no idea how long that will take.

So I’ll be conducting a job search, ending a temporary assignment while wishing all the time they’d hired me instead of whomever they hired, and dealing with a visit from Mom, who was just here for Rosh Hashana for a week.

Life is going to be very interesting for me in the next few weeks.

Help Meryl find a job

Filed under: Life, Work — Meryl Yourish @ 8:28 am

Update December 2006: Yes, I am still looking for permanent work. I’ve seen two jobs disappear out from under me at Large Company in Richmond, and my contract is up the end of the month. And I’m really tired of updating this post.

Update August 2006: I’ve finished a contracting tech writing position, and am still looking for permanent work.

The job that I’ve been temping in these past two months will not be going to me. I found out this week that the company is filling the position with someone who will work for far less money than I. That’s their decision, and though I think it’s not the best decision to make, I have no say in the matter. (Update: It isn’t going to anyone just yet.)

But I really need a job. I can’t afford to be unemployed. At all.

Here’s what I need you all to do for me, especially Richmond-area readers. Pass along this post, or link to it, or email the link to a friend (http://www.yourish.com/2005/10/27/235). (For bloggers, the trackback to this link is http://www.yourish.com/2005/10/27/235/trackback/ ). You can right-click and copy the link in most browsers. It worked for Scott. Maybe it’ll work for me.

To prospective employers:

I have spent the last year in web content management and technical writing (training documents, white papers, and programming guides). Clips are available on request.

I have an extensive background in publishing, both print and electronic. I have years of experience as a typesetter (Atex, AM Varityper) , a desktop publisher (Quark and Pagemaker), a web developer (HTML, Claris Homepage and Dreamweaver), and now I have experience on Vignette Portal and a proprietary content management system. I have experience with many of the major blogging tools (Moveable Type, WordPress, Blogger) and have been writing this weblog (until this year, in Dreamweaver) since April of 2001.

I also have experience editing, proofreading, and copy editing in the magazine and book industries. I am a superb proofreader and copy editor; you will have to look long and hard to find typos in my posts. I have written various pieces for company newsletters and intranets. I am a very fast writer–I once stunned a PR manager by giving her a 200-word story in 30 minutes after she gave me three articles about one of our corporate officers to condense and rewrite. (“You’re finished already?”) The article went into the newsletter without a single edit. Although I prefer the essay form (that’s why I blog), I have written dozens of news, sports, and feature articles if we count my college newspaper–which I also edited. I have done tech writing, including the sysops’ manual and help files for 2AM-BBS, a proprietary software system.

I was an entry-level programmer. My programming skills are rusty, but I never forget the basics of what I am taught. The following are skills that I am light in, but that can be brought up to speed if need be: C++, SQL, Java, JavaScript, ASP, VB, DB2, Oracle, and Access. I’m not really looking for a programming position, but I do have more than a passing grasp of what programming entails. I have a much deeper knowledge of HTML and CSS, and a smattering of XML.

There is a saying that someone’s knowledge of a subject is a mile wide and an inch deep. My knowledge of many subjects is a mile wide and a foot deep. In some places, it is several feet deep.

In most interviews, your candidate tells you that she is a quick study. It’s a cliché. Well, it’s not a cliché with me. I taught myself Adobe Pagemaker in three days for a job interview with the New Yorker. (The job went to a relative of the production manager; go figure.) I took the Microsoft Office skills tests when I registered with Kelly Services last year, and managed to pull out decent scores even on the programs I hadn’t used in five years. I have shaken the rust off my Powerpoint and Outlook capabilities since working for my current temporary assignment.

I built and maintained intranet sites for Lucent. I manage intranet content for my current employer, as well as deliver new HTML/CSS pages for the intranet. I am not an official proofreader, but I do bring discrepancies, bad grammar, and errors to the managers’ attention. I create graphics and adjust images for the intranet articles. In short, anything that needs doing, I will do.

I am a teacher and a trainer. I teach fourth-grade religious school, and I have trained people in the Atex typesetting system—a painstaking, three-month process—and can sit down with a 73-year-old woman and teach her how to download her mail from AOL.

As I said above, my salary requirement and departmental budget constraints are what’s keeping my current company from hiring me. I can supply references from current and past managers, including my manager from Lucent, with whom I still keep in touch six years after being laid off (in the first wave of Lucent cutbacks).

I don’t want to relocate. I like the Richmond area. If you have a job for me outside my area, telecommuting would be a great thing, but I am also open to traveling onsite on a regular basis.

In any case, I am a devoted, loyal, hard-working employee. If you think you have a position that I can fill, or know someone who might, my email address is meryl – at – yourish -dot – com.

I need a job. Do you need an employee?

Life intrudes, again

Filed under: Meanderings — Meryl Yourish @ 8:25 am

Posting will be a bit light today, except for the post above (after, or to the left or right, databases confuse me so) this one.

More dehumanization of dead Jews

Filed under: Media Bias, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 7:00 am

Not that I expect the AP to care, but many hours after yesterday’s suicide bombing, they have yet to put the names of the murder victims in the article.

The name of the terrorist has been there almost since the get-go.

Wednesday’s suicide bomber was identified as a 20-year-old from the West Bank town of Qabatiyeh. His name, Hassan Abu Zeid, was announced over a bullhorn in Qabatiyeh, residents said. Israeli police said the man had been standing in line at the falafel stand before blowing himself up.

His parents were evacuating their home, fearing an Israeli response. His mother, Raqaiah, wailed, “Where are you, my dear son?” Relatives said he worked as a blacksmith with his father and disappeared after morning prayers Wednesday.

Six people, including the bomber, were killed in the blast, rescue service officials said. More than 30 people were wounded, nine of them seriously, they said.

There’s also a picture of his mother “wailing.”

No pictures of grieving relatives of murder victims. But in an earlier story, there’s this picture of Israeli rescue workers loading a body of one of the murder victims into an ambulance. I suppose that counts for something.

Ha’aretz has the names of four of the victims:

Jamil Mohammed Ka’adan, 48, of Baka al-Garbiyeh; Michael Koifman, 68, of Hadera; Sabiha Nissim, 66, of Moshav Ahituv; and Perahiya Makhlouf, 53, of Hadera.

Uh-oh, at least one of those names sounds Arab. Let’s keep a watch and see if he shows up in the next day or so.

The dehumanization of murdered Jews, begun centuries ago and brought to a horrific peak in the last century, continues–nonstop–in the twenty-first century. In the meantime, Iran calls for the destruction of Israel and the death of all the Jews inside, but the world will not stop this nation from achieving a nuclear weapon.

Do you truly doubt where they will test the first one? I don’t.

Wiping Israel off the map

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 12:38 am

Regarding Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s statement Wednesday about wiping Israel off the map:

The palestinians already have.

10/26/2005

My favorite Tig

Filed under: Cats — Meryl Yourish @ 10:42 pm

This is one of my all-time favorite Tig pictures. It’s an oldie-but-goodie that was attached to one of the Cattales links.

Tig and pen

Hey, I could submit it to CoTC. It’s been around since before CoTC existed.

Yes, this blog is that old.

Today’s moment of kitty zen

Filed under: Cats — Meryl Yourish @ 4:50 pm

Cattales. Old cat pictures, but still good.

When I get home from work, I will explain why I need to look at kitty zen pictures.

Things could be better.

Bloodthirsty killer legislators

Filed under: Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time, Terrorism, The Exception Clause — Meryl Yourish @ 8:35 am

So the president doesn’t think it’s a good idea to “interfere” in the palestinian elections, and has forced Israel to drop its demand that the PA forbid Hamas members to run for office in the upcoming elections.

Here are the thoughts and words of one of those Hamas leaders. Once again, the Exception Clause–the understanding that the laws that apply to the rest of the world, such as not allowing terrorists to run for office in Afghanistan and Iraq, do not apply when it comes to the safety of Jews.

Hamas will increase the number of kidnappings of Israelis if Israel does not release Palestinian prisoners, the leader of Hamas in the Gaza Strip, Dr. Mahmoud Zahar, told Haaretz this week.

He added that the group will not extend its participation in a cease-fire among Palestinian organizations beyond the end of 2005 if the Palestinian Authority reneges on its promise to hold elections in January.

So there you have the first admission: Hamas will be back murdering Jews as soon as the elections are over–elections in which they are expected to take as many as a third of the positions.

Zahar said that although Hamas participated in municipal elections and while it may agree to temporary political arrangements, it has not changed its basic position that Palestine between the Mediterranean and the Jordan River is sacred Muslim land. He conceded that the Hamas charter calling for the destruction of Israel could change, but “the subject is not under discussion right now.”

I’m not getting how the charter can change if he insists that Israel is Muslim land. This is the latest Hamas spin. It’s bullshit. But they know the world will take the spin and say, “See? They can change! They’ve said so!” while ignoring the rest of the words. Case in point:

Zahar said he believed Oslo would lead to “one big zero” politically. “But today the situation is different. There is Palestinian consensus regarding the 1967 borders and some people think this is a strategic alternative and the end of the story. But Hamas regards these borders only as a stage in the struggle, which will be decided by a change in circumstances. Some Israelis think when we speak about the West Bank and Gaza it means we have given up on the historic war and this is not the case.”

But that isn’t the money quote. Here it is:

“The present cease-fire is not a change of position. … There is a difference between a change of circumstances and a change of position.”

Hamas is a group of murderers and Islamic fanatics. They will never change their charter, they will always reject the presence of infidels on “sacred Muslim land,” and they will never get along with Israel.

What is it about that the world can’t understand? The murderers say it, and say it, and say it again–and the EU opens negotiations with them, the UN refuses to call them terrorists, and the Bush Adminstration says it’s okay for them to run in palestinian elections.

The only explanation I can find is that there is one rule for the world, and one for the Jews.

The world does not like the Jews.

It’s not anti-Semitism. Oh wait–it is.

Filed under: Anti-Semitism — Meryl Yourish @ 7:51 am

The palestinians are not anti-Semitic. Oh, no, they’re simply anti-Israel, or anti-Zionist, or anti-something. Because if they were anti-Semitic, they’d say things like this:

About 10,000 people attended Saadi’s funeral in Tulkarem on Tuesday, including members of most Palestinian militant groups. The town was completely shut down, with shops and schools closed for the day.

Saadi was blamed for the deaths of 12 Israelis in a series of attacks in recent months.

Saadi’s body was carried across town as the masses chanted for revenge. “God is great. God loves him. God hates the Jews. They are killers,” some mourners chanted.

Funny, that chant. Because it’s almost as if the palestinians weren’t angry with Israelis. It’s almost as if they, well, hate the Jews.

Oh, wait. Israelis are Jews, mostly. Certainly the ones the palestinian paraders were yammering on about.

It is my fervent wish that the palestinians experience many, many more funerals like this one. Keep on killing the terrorists, please. Then we don’t have to watch them get released from prison and kill more Jews.

I believe the phrase the palestinians should have been chanting is “We hate the Jews.” Because it’s been effing obvious for decades.

10/25/2005

Random Thought

Filed under: Meanderings — Meryl Yourish @ 12:20 pm

It’s called “Intelligent Design,” thus assuming that the design had some modicum of intelligence.

I give you Exhibit A: The duck-billed platypus

Life intrudes

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 8:36 am

Sorry, folks, but I got up late, am running late, and was too tired to prepare any posts last night.

So I guess you can consider this an open thread. Post links to any interesting articles or blog posts, and I’ll see if I can post on my lunch break.

Funniest. Post. By. Murray. Ever.

Filed under: Mr. Meryl Yourish — Meryl Yourish @ 8:22 am

Murray Hill (if you ever lived in the NY Metro area, you’ll know why I love that name) explains to me why I shouldn’t consider Bruce as a blogger husband.

Spit-monitor warning.

10/24/2005

Tig and the Blanket Monster

Filed under: Cats — Meryl Yourish @ 10:02 pm

A few weeks ago, just after my mother’s visit, I was washing sheets and blankets. When I brought them upstairs, Tig followed me. Tig loves when I make the bed, because he loves running under the sheets as I flap them and put them on the bed. He plays Cave Kitty until he gets bored, or falls asleep.

Tig in the blanket cave

Apparently, something happened the last time he played Cave Kitty. In fact, I think it’s possible that the Blanket Monster tried to eat Tig. Little did I know when I shot this picture that as soon as I left the room, something sinister would occur. Alas, poor Tig, innocent to the fate that would befall him.

Tig inside the Blanket Monster

So here’s the thing. I put on the fitted sheet without letting Tig under it. Then I put on the flat sheet, waiting until Tig was comfortably esconced. I tucked in the edges at the foot of the bed. Then I put on the light blanket I sleep with during the summer, watching Tig turn into a happy, purring, blanket-covered lump not unlike the one you see in this picture:

The Blanket Monster has swallowed Tig!

And that, I thought, was the end of that.

Except that Tig stopped sleeping in my bed again. He did this once before, for several months, a long time ago. I assumed the last time that Maintenance Guy, whom I had called to try to find a squirrel in my attic (shut up), had frightened Tig. But now I think I was dead wrong.

Now I think what happened was Tig fell asleep, curled happily underneath the sheet and blanket. When he woke up, he tried to get out from under them, but went in the wrong direction–toward the ends that were tucked underneath the mattress. Then, feeling trapped, Tig went a little bit insane until he finally figured or fought his way out of the blanket. As a result, he held the bed in deep distrust and refused to sleep on it again.

Since Rosh Hashana, Tig has been sleeping on his kitty condo, or in a box downstairs, or on my shelf. He hasn’t slept in the bed at all, and washes himself compulsively the second he comes into the bedroom to try to talk me out of the Blanket Monster every day. At most, he’s been standing on the left-hand side of the bed, yowling piteously for me to get out of bed (generally at 6 a.m., the bastard) while refusing to jump in bed himself. Gracie, of course, has been glorying in being the only bedcat, and sleeps wherever she wants, including on his side of the bed.

Last week, he leaped into bed, jumped over me, and leaped out. A day or two later, Saturday, come to think of it, he was yowling at me to wake up at 7 a.m. I ignored him. He jumped into bed on my left side (Gracie’s spot), stayed for a minute or so of petting, then leaped out of bed, washing his shoulder.

This morning, he jumped into bed, stayed to let me pet him, and rolled over for a bellyrub.

I think he has forgiven the Blanket Monster again. At least, until the next time the goofball falls asleep underneath the blanket and can’t figure out which way is the exit. I expect he’ll sleep with me tonight like he usually does, or if not, within the next few days. Now I can look forward to his walking over to my head and yowling in my ear for me to wake up and pet him. At 6 a.m.

As Lair likes to say: Cats!

The Carnival of the Cats

Filed under: Bloggers, Cats, Linkfests — Meryl Yourish @ 9:36 pm

The Carnival of the Cats is at Mind of Mog, who has recovered from her momentary disappearance. Say, Mog, how did it feel to be invisible?

Don’t do it again, ‘kay?

Hurricane Wilma: Information, please

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 2:32 pm

I find myself unable to contact my mother in Tamarac.

If anyone has any idea how badly that town was hit, please let me know. Can’t get through on cell phones, and I’m at work and can’t really spend a lot of time surfing for info.

Update: The cell towers must not all have blown down. Got a call from my brother, who is still in Tamarac from the move. They were eating supper by candlelight when they called. Everything’s all right; no damage to them. Just another hurricane story to tell, thankfully.

And thanks, Bear and Jay. Appreciate the help.

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