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11/30/2005

Fifty things about me

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 8:21 pm

Ilyka Damen did this ages ago, and I loved reading those posts of hers. So I’m going to try it myself and see if I think it’s TMI and stop, or if I’m going to make it all the way up to 50.

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Is there anybody out there?

Filed under: Site news — Meryl Yourish @ 4:27 pm

So, should I just get rid of the concept of being a blogger and think of this site as a frequently-updated website?

Because nobody links to me anymore. And few people comment. And yet, my stats are up significantly in the past few months.

I don’t understand….

Iran and Syria’s proxy war against Israel

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 1:14 pm

The proxy war between Iran and Israel, and the war that never stopped, between Israel and Syria, continues. The IDF says that Iran and Syria told Hezbullah to light up northern Israel.

Syria and Iran instigated the latest flare-up by Hizbullah along the northern border to stave off international pressure on Damascus and Tehran, IDF Intelligence Chief Aharon Zeevi Farkash told the Knesset Defense and Foreign Affairs Committee Wednesday.

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You can take the boy out of Shari’a, but…

Filed under: Feminism, Religion — Meryl Yourish @ 8:00 am

A Yemeni citizen and American college student who grew up in Saudi Arabia and professes to want to spread democracy via college campuses (yes, he said that) thinks that it’s okay for the student government to pass a rule that would forbid students to pose for nude pictures. In this politically correct decade, of course, the rule says “males or females,” but in practice, of course, it is aimed at the women who posed for Playboy’s college girl editions. (The discussion is all about women, though he is careful to say “males and females” in his quotes.)

Funny, I just don’t see this as a democratic ideal:

Undergraduate Student Government President Yaser Alamoodi is hoping to pass a rule that would prohibit males and females from posing in magazines he believes are damaging to ASU’s reputation.

“I was concerned to see logos and the name of ASU being associated with such magazines,” he said. “I don’t want the name of ASU to be a joke anymore, and I think the Playboy association is a big reason why the ASU academic reputation is not up to what it should be.”

Under the proposed rule, students who posed would be punished by the rules set forth in the student code of conduct.

According to the code, any student who is found to violate the rules is subject to expulsion, suspension, probation, warning or payment of restitution.

The harshest punishment would be expulsion or suspension from ASU, but Alamoodi doubts it would come to that.

“Hopefully, coming close to [expulsion or suspension] would be enough of a deterrent for males or females to engage in this,” he said.

Funny, I’m still not seeing the democratic ideal in this proposal. Granted, the objectification of women is, well, objectable to some, but to make a rule that counts expulsion from college as a punishment for posing in the nude? If we haven’t time-traveled back to the nineteenth century, I’d have to say that is right up to par for a country like, say Saudi Arabia. Well, if you add the stoning and the lashes.

You can take the boy out of the Shari’a, but you can’t take the Shari’a out of the boy, it seems.

Luckily for us, this is America. The campus newspaper is laughing at him. The students are laughing at him. The college president is laughing at him.

During a campus town hall meeting Nov. 17, President Michael Crow said he did not think there was much the University could do about students posing in Playboy.

“Such matters are private,” he said. “It’s not part of the University student code of conduct. If they’re over 18, they can do what they want.”

But this doesn’t seem to be stopping the man who wants to spread democratic ideals and ethics.

Alamoodi said he was not surprised by Crow’s response, but was still planning to pursue the issue.

“Like any other academic, he is strongly committed to the freedom of speech,” Alamoodi said. “It’s part of my efforts to convince the administration and the students of the benefits we can get out of [the rule].”

Interesting, isn’t it, how quickly Alamoodi, that defender of the spread of democracy, is so quick to denigrate free speech when the freedom involves something of which he disapproves? Must be that Saudi upbringing.

In any case, let’s let Macy Hanson have the last word, in the final paragraph to his column (and boy, does this bring back memories of my college Op-Ed days):

I simply hope that we can all agree on two things. First, Alamoodi must immediately set up a committee to review all of the past instances of ASU students posing for Playboy. And second, he should name me to this committee.

God bless the irreverence of the college newspaper Op-Ed pages.

Lies, damned lies, and palestinian spokesliars

Filed under: Israel, palestinian politics — Meryl Yourish @ 7:24 am

Saab Erekat is whining to the world that the Israelis are going to interfere with palestinian elections in January.

WASHINGTON (AP) – Saeb Erekat, a senior Palestinian official, raised concerns Tuesday that Israel might try to sabotage Palestinian elections in January or even resort to assassination to upset balloting.

After talks at the White House and then with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the longtime associate of the late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat said thousands of monitors were needed to oversee the elections Jan. 25.

“We want the American administration to help us, to send as many observers as possible, people to help us in the training and making sure that the Israelis don’t sabotage or obstruct those elections,” he said in a doorway of the State Department after meeting with Rice.

Later, at a news conference at the Palestine Center, a half-mile from the department, Erekat referred a half-dozen times to the possibility of Israeli sabotage and twice to assassination.

“We want the United States to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with making sure elections take place … and to protect us from any Israeli effort to sabotage the elections with assassination,” he said.

In response to a reporter’s question, Erekat, who is a top Palestinian negotiator, said he did not have any evidence Israel was contemplating assassinations, but said Israel was refusing to cooperate in setting the stage for elections.

That’s a very interesting theory, especially as how he has absolutely no evidence for it. But here’s a group of people who actually are interfering with palestinian elections, and it’s funny, but Erekat didn’t say a word about them.

The Palestinians’ ruling Fatah Party halted its primary election across the Gaza Strip on Monday after angry gunmen shot in the air at several polling stations, stole some ballot boxes and destroyed others.

Fatah officials said the votes cast Monday would be nullified, and the primary would have to be rescheduled. The election violence highlighted the ongoing lawlessness in Gaza’s streets.

[...] Even before the new problems emerged, scheduled votes in Rafah and areas of central Gaza were postponed until Wednesday because of technical hitches, Fatah officials said.

In one station in eastern Khan Younis, about 15 armed gunmen came to vote. When they did not find their names on the registration list, they fired in the air, witnesses said.

Officials closed the polling station for about 45 minutes after the incident.

A similar incident in the northern Gaza town of Beit Hanoun also forced the closing of a polling station there, officials said.

Could this be what is known as the Distraction Policy? Instead of discussing the palestinians’ inability to have free and fair elections, blame Israel for an election that hasn’t even happened yet?

Yes, those were rhetorical questions.

11/29/2005

Zaka is nearly bankrupt

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 11:39 pm

This disturbing article says that Zaka is nearly bankrupt. Contributions are down because terrorism attacks are down, and people are under the mistaken impression that Zaka only responds to terrorist attacks. Not so:

His group responds to all non-natural deaths in Israel. This does not just include terrorist incidents but murders, suicides and accidents, currently averaging around 35 each week.

Members of the 1,400-strong Zaka volunteer network respond to all incidents to ensure that the body of the deceased is treated with the appropriate dignity as demanded by the Jewish Torah.

With a fleet of 34 ambulances and 150 motorbikes, it costs Zaka £35,000 a month just to cover its costs. Last year’s total budget was £1.1 million although Mr Meshi Zahav declined to reveal the shortfall.

I found a website called ZakaUSA. I haven’t vetted it, but if someone has the time to check it out and let us know in the comments, please donate. These people perform an invaluable, if heart-rending, service.

The end of the Blanket Monster

Filed under: Cats — Meryl Yourish @ 7:02 pm

When I got home from work tonight, I was not greeted at the door by Tig. I didn’t see him in the living room or kitchen. I hurried upstairs, and found him–ta da!–in the bed. On his side of the bed. Not mine. His. Not the side with the nighttable and alarm clock and telephone and flashlight. His side. Not the side where he’s been sleeping every night for the past three nights, making me actually move the travel alarm onto his side of the bed so I didn’t have to reach over Tig (and all of the space he seems to seize) to turn off the alarm. His side.

I cannot tell you how happy this sight made me.

Now I can share that happiness–and that sight–with you. He stayed up there long enough for me to get a picture, and then I heard the familiar (extremely loud) thump that indicates Tig will be downstairs to annoy me forthwith, and he trundled over to me, eyes half-closed in happiness, demanding attention.

His side of the bed. Not mine.

Tig on his side of the bed

His.

It’s Link To Meryl Day

Filed under: Bloggers — Meryl Yourish @ 10:58 am

In the spirit of naked egotism and my quest to move up just a notch or three in the blog rankings, I am declaring today to be Link To Meryl Day.

Actually, I should declare it Link To Yourish.com Day, because the concept of someone linking to me is just a tiny bit creepy, because it would probably involved a lot of strangers actually touching me, and, eww–cold season.

Go ahead. Find a post. Link to it.

In return, I will–uh–um–post more! Yeah! I’ll post more.

Also, you may request post topics. I know Rahel wants more cat pictures. I will attend to that tonight after I get home from teaching.

Anyone else want anything in particular covered?

Here’s a teaser: I have the first post in my “Fifty Things About Meryl” series written, but have hesitated to publish it. Given the right incentive, it might come out of posting limbo.

The new Jews

Filed under: Anti-Semitism — Meryl Yourish @ 9:01 am

A meme that has caught on in far too many places has been bothering me for quite some time. “X are the new Jews,” goes the meme. Sullivan whined about gays being “the new Jews.” Slate declared Asians “the new Jews.” The worst part of the meme, the one that drives me to see a curtain of red across my eyes, is the meme that the Muslims are “the new Jews.”

I started to write an essay on this topic, but Fjordman beat me to it (via Solomonia).

Jews in the 1930s were a minority everywhere, and had no country they could call their own. Jewish refugees were rejected by many countries even when some of them tried to escape the rise of the Nazis. Muslims today count more than one billion individuals, and constitute the majority in about 60 countries worldwide. In most of these countries, non-Muslims face various levels of discrimination, or even in some the continuous threat of physical extermination. Jews in Western countries do not constitute a terror threat, and never have. Muslims do all the time. Jews do not have a history of more than 1000 years of armed attacks on Europe, India, Africa, the Middle East and Central Asia. Muslims do. Jews do not cut the throats of Buddhist monks in Thailand, massacre Hindus in Bangladesh or stab Christian nuns in Egypt. Muslims do. Jews do not take hostages, decapitate them and distribute videos of their acts. Muslims do. Jews do not gang rape Christian women in Western nations. Muslims do. Jews represent the most prosperous and talented ethnic groups in Europe. Muslims in Europe are ranked close to the bottom of all indicators of education and social achievements. Muslims, being 20 % of the world’s population, have produced only three Nobel laureates in science and literature, whereas Jews, being only 0.2% of the world’s population, have received more than 120 Nobel prizes in science, economics, medicine and literature. Jews before WW2 filled up Europe’s universities. Muslims now fill up Europe’s prisons.

In fact, the comparisons to the 1930s make a lot more sense if you compare Muslims to the Nazis. And there was a connection, even during WW2. Adolf Hitler is reputed to have stated his admiration for Islam, and thought it would be a better match for Nazism than Christianity, with its stupid notions of compassion for inferior people. Hajj Amin al-Husseini, the grand mufti of Jerusalem and the leader of Muslim fundamentalists in Palestine, resided in Berlin as a welcome guest of the Nazis throughout the years of the Holocaust. The Nazi-Islamic love affair remains strong. Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ is a bestseller in Islamic nations such as Turkey, at the same time as Turkish PM Erdogan wants anti-Islamism to be accepted as a crime against humanity in the EU. And not few Muslim leaders state their wish to finish what the Nazis started. Broadcasts from imams in the Palestinian Authority have stated that: “The day will come when we will rule America. The day will come when we will rule Britain and the entire world – except for the Jews. Listen to the Prophet Muhammad, who tells you about the evil end that awaits Jews. The stones and trees will want the Muslims to finish off every Jew.”

Read it all.

Media hypocrisy watch

Filed under: Media Bias — Meryl Yourish @ 7:00 am

Another Arab state suppresses the media, and the world yawns:

SAN’A, Yemen (AP) – The masked attackers pushed reporter Nabil Sabaie to the ground on a main thoroughfare, stabbing him in both arms and firing warning shots to keep onlookers away.

Yemeni journalists once were some of the Arab world’s freest. But recently they have faced a rash of mysterious beatings, arrests and other forms of intimidation as the government cracks down on the media ahead of next year’s presidential elections.

The campaign includes plans to introduce tougher press laws that leave the door open for reporters to be sentenced to death.

Yes, the Arab nations regularly brutalize their people, but since it doesn’t fall within the paradigm of “occupiers” and “indigenous people,” it falls on deaf ears.

Imagine the outcry if these reporters had been beaten in Israel, or America–no matter who had done it.

Funny how the media are mostly silent on things like this, but they pass along lies like the U.S. military deliberately targeting reporters.

J’accuse, media.

11/28/2005

Ode to Tig

Filed under: Cats, Humor — Meryl Yourish @ 7:15 pm

A poem:

I could not find it on the floor
I could not find it by the door
I could not find it in my bed
I could not find it on my sled
No wait, I do not have a sled
At least it was not near my head!
I could not find it here or there
I could not find it anywhere

Could he, would he, is he done?
Is all that extra cat-puke gone?
Thank you, thank you, Tig the cat
The yakking’s done, thank you for that!

The revenge of Soccer Dad

Filed under: Evil Meryl — Meryl Yourish @ 7:07 pm

You have been warned.

Oh, wait, not.

Here. If you follow this link, then follow the link on the page he links to, etc., etc., you can keep yourself busy for hours.

I don’t think he liked my no-comment comments-requested post.

It’s official: Peretz is done for

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 5:10 pm

Saudi Arabia’s dictator is endorsing the Labor candidate, Amir Peretz, in the upcoming elections. That sound you hear? It’s the death knell of the left and the right in Israel, as Labor and Likud are showing themselves to be out of touch with the mainstream.

Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah said new Labor Party leader Amir Peretz may help unite Israel’s peace camp and lead to progress in talks with the Palestinians, the official Saudi Press Agency said on Monday.

“I want to give more chance to the peace process, and the emergence of Amir Peretz as the leader of the Israeli Labor Party may pave the way for a breakthrough and lead to unification of the dispersed peace camp in Israel,” SPA quoted Abdullah as telling journalists on Saturday.

Peretz has pledged to restart talks with Palestinians if Labor wins, and has hinted at sweeping Israeli withdrawals from settlements in the West Bank, mirroring Israel’s recent pullback from Gaza.

A 2002 Arab peace offer, proposed by Abdullah and rejected by Israel, offered Israel peace and normal relations with Arab countries in return for withdrawal to the borders as they stood on the eve of the Middle East War of 1967.

Luckily for Israel, I’m thinking they’re going to go with someone that Abdullah doesn’t like.

Neurotic cats redux

Filed under: Cats, Life — Meryl Yourish @ 10:00 am

I’m going to include the more option here for those of you who are a) uninterested in news of my cats and b) have weak stomachs. Well, it’s not really all that gross, but I will be discussing Tig and his vomiting problem.

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So what am I, a cabbage?

Filed under: Bloggers — Meryl Yourish @ 8:00 am

I’m a garden-variety North American Jew.

I can’t decide if I’m being complimented or insulted. Nor can I decide if I am meant to stand in as an example of all North American Jewish bloggers. (Who knew my blog was that broad?)

Garden-variety, indeed.

Does this woman not know that I am the Master of Juvenile Scorn(TM)?

A world without Israel

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 7:00 am

I’m not quite sure how I missed this one in the spring, but I did. Here’s a fascinating piece on what the world would be like if Israel had never existed:

Let us start the what-if procession in 1948, when Israel was born in war. Would stillbirth have nipped the Palestinian problem in the bud? Not quite. Egypt, Transjordan (now Jordan), Syria, Iraq, and Lebanon marched on Haifa and Tel Aviv not to liberate Palestine, but to grab it. The invasion was a textbook competitive power play by neighboring states intent on acquiring territory for themselves. If they had been victorious, a Palestinian state would not have emerged, and there still would have been plenty of refugees. (Recall that half the population of Kuwait fled Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein’s “liberation” of that country in 1990.) Indeed, assuming that Palestinian nationalism had awakened when it did in the late 1960s and 1970s, the Palestinians might now be dispatching suicide bombers to Egypt, Syria, and elsewhere.

Let us imagine Israel had disappeared in 1967, instead of occupying the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, which were held, respectively, by Jordan’s King Hussein and Egypt’s President Gamal Abdel Nasser. Would they have relinquished their possessions to Palestinian leader Yasir Arafat and thrown in Haifa and Tel Aviv for good measure? Not likely. The two potentates, enemies in all but name, were united only by their common hatred and fear of Arafat, the founder of Fatah (the Palestine National Liberation Movement) and rightly suspected of plotting against Arab regimes. In short, the “root cause” of Palestinian statelessness would have persisted, even in Israel’s absence.

[...] Can anybody proclaim in good conscience that these dysfunctionalities of the Arab world would vanish along with Israel? Two U.N. “Arab Human Development Reports,” written by Arab authors, say no. The calamities are homemade. Stagnation and hopelessness have three root causes. The first is lack of freedom. The United Nations cites the persistence of absolute autocracies, bogus elections, judiciaries beholden to executives, and constraints on civil society. Freedom of expression and association are also sharply limited. The second root cause is lack of knowledge: Sixty-five million adults are illiterate, and some 10 million children have no schooling at all. As such, the Arab world is dropping ever further behind in scientific research and the development of information technology. Third, female participation in political and economic life is the lowest in the world. Economic growth will continue to lag as long as the potential of half the population remains largely untapped.

Will all of this right itself when that Judeo-Western insult to Arab pride finally vanishes? Will the millions of unemployed and bored young men, cannon fodder for the terrorists, vanish as well—along with one-party rule, corruption, and closed economies? This notion makes sense only if one cherishes single-cause explanations or, worse, harbors a particular animus against the Jewish state and its refusal to behave like Sweden. (Come to think of it, Sweden would not be Sweden either if it lived in the Hobbesian world of the Middle East.)

It’s another RIF (read-in-full) recommendation.

11/27/2005

The usual Sunday night links

Filed under: Linkfests — Meryl Yourish @ 9:17 pm

Haveil Havalim, a.k.a. Carnival of the Jews, is up.

Carnival of the Cats is over at IMAO, the man who discovered the secret puppy-blending life of Glenn Reynolds.

Smooth Stone has been around for a while, but I’ve only just learned about it. Go look. Especially this post on how phony palestinian “history” really is. Lynn tipped me off to this blog.

Israel and the West

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 9:45 am

A British columnist in the Telegraph points out that Israel was not always hated in an essay that says that as Israel goes, so goes the West:

But there’s also an important difference from Rome: the purpose of victory has been more about security than conquest for its own sake. Israeli politics for the past dozen years has been the attempt to reconcile extrication from territory with security. That is what Sharon thinks about all the time, as did his Labour predecessors, Yitzhak Rabin and Ehud Barak.

In the history of the West, such a narrative used to command fascination and respect. Many could apply it to their own people. British people whose convict cousins had built Australia out of their barren exile could understand; so could Americans, who had overcome hostile terrain and hostile inhabitants, and forged a mighty nation. So could any country formed in adversity, particularly, perhaps, a Protestant one – with its idea of divinely supported national destiny and its natural sympathy for the people first chosen by God. The sympathy was made stronger by the fact that the new state was robust in its legal and political institutions, free in its press and universities – a noisy democracy.

Anti-imperialists and the Left also found much to admire. They admired people whose pioneer spirit kept them equal, who often lived communally, who fled the persecution of old societies to build simpler, better ones. If you read Bernard Donoughue’s diaries, just published, of his life as an adviser to Harold Wilson in the 1970s (a much better picture of what prime ministers are like than Sir Christopher Meyer’s self-regarding effort), one difference between then and now that hits you hard is Donoughue’s (and Wilson’s) firm belief that the cause of Israel is the cause of people who wish to be free, and that its enemies are the old, repressive establishments.

This one gets a RIF (read-in-full) recommendation.

Belated hat tip: Joel G.

11/26/2005

Back home

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 7:08 pm

The time simply flew. I could swear I was driving up to NJ a few hours ago, and now I’m home, hungry, already played the game of “Find the cat puke” and won (there was none! Woo-hoo!), tired, hungry, and, oh yeah, hungry. I didn’t stop for lunch on the road. Traffic was nearly as bad today as it was on Wednesday, so I wound up taking 301 all the way down after struggling through a few miles of Delaware (but no tolls–I bailed before the tolls).

Tig’s been out twice. Gracie half-hid on me, then decided I wasn’t going to put her in a carrier or something evil, and allowed me to pet her. My freezer is full of kosher meat again. Fresh rib steak for dinner. Yum.

Right. Hungry.

Say, as for the previous post, don’t blame me. Blame her.

This is just a test

Filed under: Evil Meryl — Meryl Yourish @ 11:42 am

So I was wondering: If the Lost folks are just part of one big experiment, could I do a little one on my blog?

Tellya what. I’ll leave it up to my readers.

Leave a comment if you think I should perform behavioral experiments on my readers.

11/25/2005

Propaganda at its finest

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 4:56 pm

A tale of two schoolchildren: First, let’s see the latest palestinian propaganda move about the big, bad Israelis being mean to palestinian children:

Palestinian schoolteachers taught pupils in the road outside an Israel Defense Forces checkpoint in the West Bank city of Hebron on Wednesday to protest what they consider to be unnecessarily intrusive searches of the children on their way to school.

IDF soldiers search bags and make children lift their shirts before passing through the checkpoint on the way to school. The IDF says the high-tech checkpoint, which includes metal detectors and an X-ray scanner, is in an area where militant activity has been high.

About 200 children and 10 teachers began protesting at the checkpoint at 7 a.m. Some took part in the classes, and dozens of others tried to burst through the checkpoint, but soldiers shoved them bac.

No injuries were reported.

Pupils carried signs reading, “We have the right to learn,” We have the right to pass to our school,” and “We want to go to school.” Others carried posters of the late Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.

Oh, those mean Israelis! Stopping palestinian schoolchildren from learning! Cruel! Inhuman! Horrible!

Well, maybe not. Let’s take a look at the reason the IDF stopped this palestinian schoolchild:

“I stood next to the metal detector at the checkpoint. A 16-year-old Palestinian youth arrived, looking frightened. He approached me, carrying a bag which looked like a school bag,” he said.

“I opened one of the zippers and saw two improvised pipes. I became suspicious, opened the other zipper and found two improvised handguns. We immediately closed the checkpoint, removed the people and dispatched sappers to the scene,” he added.

Zavatsky said that the boy looked frightened and did not say a word.

Interesting things palestinian schoolkids are packing in their backpacks these days, hm? Perhaps the soldiers have reasons for searching those backpacks, after all.

New day, same old garbage

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 8:41 am

So let’s see. Israel has leverage over Hezbullah. She could withhold the bodies of the terrorists killed in the invasion a few days ago, bargain with them to gain information about Ron Arad, as Lair Simon pointed out. So what does Israel do? Hand over the bodies as soon as the Lebanese grumble about it.

And today, the palestinians officially opened the Rafah crossing. The various terrorist groups will be celebrating shortly, with fireworks inside of Israel, complete with ball bearings and shrapnel to make as big a blast as possible.

Funniest of all is Mahmoud Abbas’ claim that he’s going to cut down on “lawlessness” in the terrortories (sic):

Abbas inaugurated the terminal by cutting a ribbon in front of 1,200 guests, then toured the refurbished facility.

He also announced a major security clampdown in the West Bank and Gaza, saying the Palestinians must end the lawlessness in their territories to spur economic recovery and revive peacemaking.

You can’t revive something that was never alive to begin with. Abbas is Arafat under a different name, and with less influence on his own people.

Hope? What’s that?

11/24/2005

Giving thanks

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 9:02 pm

I am now happily ensconced (thanks for the spelling tip, velvel) in my brother’s dining room. One of the kids is downstairs in her bedroom. I think my brother is downstairs watching TV. The other teen is in his room playing video games, and the third is off with Grandma. He’s staying over there and going to the doctor’s tomorrow. Eric is on his way home. I’m staying here tonight.

I told my nephew that I was going to Rockaway Mall tomorrow to get my hair done by my favorite stylist, which I do every time I come up to NJ. “Can I come?” he wanted to know.

“Sure.”

Of course, you can’t ask one without asking the others. So tomorrow, two of them will accompany me to the mall, and if Mike is out of the doctor’s in time, Grandma will drop him off.

Um. I’m going to be in a NJ shopping mall on Black Friday. Yikes. And: Oy!

But then, I don’t care. I like the idea of having three teenagers around. There is a very comfortable, happy feel to this house. We sat around the table for a long time after dinner, telling stories. Then we got back around the table for dessert and told some more. The kids liked the stories about the fireworks and the hickory nut fight and the magnifying glass and the newspaper. (“Kids, don’t try this at home,” we’d preface those stories with.) They told stories in their turn.

The wind is howling outside. It rained, snowed, and sleeted during the last twenty minutes of my drive this afternoon, and the temperature is dropping to the twenties overnight. But it is very, very warm inside my brother’s house.

And oh yes, dinner was superb.

11/23/2005

Contentment

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 10:39 pm

I am happily ensconced in central NJ, at the home of Kim and Bob, friends I’ve known for some fifteen years. They took me out to dinner at a restaurant I had previously admired, where I ordered the prime rib, and we bantered with the waiter who was from Brooklyn, making jokes about my being back in civilization again. I thought he had me cornered after I told him I can distinguish southern dialects fairly easily.

“Then you can tell where I’m from,” he said.

“I don’t do New York dialects.”

“C’mon, try.”

[pause]

“Brooklyn.”

I was right. He told me to answer “Brooklyn” anytime anyone wanted to test me, and I’d be right half the time. Then he said that people from Lawn Guyland weren’t really New Yorkers. (Sorry, Michele, he said it, not me.)

I’m quite proud of myself today. Last night, I sat down with a map of Maryland and plotted out a way to avoid I-95 completely. If possible, I’d like to avoid Delaware completely. I prefer not to think of it at all, really. Delaware has the most traffic, the most cops, and charges the highest tolls on the east coast, and we’re talking per mile. Delaware reeks. Normally, I take 301 until it merges with another road that brings you into 95 south of the rest stop, which puts you into the middle of the worst of the traffic. This time, I veered off on Route 40, which put me into Delaware on the ramp to the Delaware Memorial Bridge. So I didn’t pay Delaware one red cent this time around. I may take 301 every time, Thanksgiving or no Thanksgiving. In fact, I didn’t pay a dime to the state of NJ, either. I took 295 to 130. No tolls. The only tolls I paid were the fifty cent toll for the Powhite in Virginia, and the Bay Bridge toll in Maryland.

Speaking of bridges: I am never going to take that bridge again. I’ve changed my mind about taking 301 every time. I forgot about the bridge. My fear of heights is back with a vengeance, and the Bay Bridge is 186 feet at its highest, and 4.3 miles long. Stop and think about that a minute: 186 feet is nearly nineteen stories high.

I suppose the good news is I’d be dead the second I hit the water. The bad news is it would take me a while to fall 19 stories.

Have I mentioned that I am afraid of heights?

Thinking about it now, I can’t believe I snapped pictures the first time I went over that bridge. I put them up in a post some time ago, I think. If not, perhaps I’ll dig them out and post them so you can all see how friggin’ high that bridge is.

Nineteen stories. Geez.

I need to stop obsessing over this.

Anyway.

Except for the bridge, the ride was uneventful. I’ve learned how to avoid all the major traffic areas by now. I never go near D.C. on holidays, and I have a few alternate routes if need be. Funny, I didn’t see many cops on the road today. They’re usually all over on a holiday. I saw maybe two or three cop cars, that was it.

And that’s it for this post. My eyes are starting to close. I think I’ll call it a night and really rest up for tomorrow.

Happy Thanksgiving

Filed under: Site news — Meryl Yourish @ 10:00 am

Today’s a travel day for me. Posting will be light, but then, you’re all going home from work early and most of you will be traveling as well. Well, many. of you I have a lot of visitors from other countries.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Oh, that’ll help

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 8:43 am

Israel dropped leaflets over Beirut, telling them to rein in Hezbullah.

“To the Lebanese citizens, who protects Lebanon?” read the small leaflet written in Arabic. “Who is lying to you? Who is sending your children to a battle they are not ready for? Who wishes the return of destruction? Who is the tool in the hands of his Syrian and Iranian masters?”

Then in bold letters, it said: “Hezbollah is causing enormous harm to Lebanon,” and added that Israel was determined to protect its citizens.

The note was signed “The State of Israel.”

By the way, the AP quotes Hezbullah, but does not quote a single Lebanese citizen who is not a terrorist. Because, like, it’s not important to get the Lebanese point of view on having an Iranian/Syrian-controled terrorist army on their southern border. No bias there. Or here:

Hezbollah guerrillas attacked Israeli military outposts on Monday and Israel pounded guerrilla positions with artillery and by missiles from warplanes. Four guerrillas were killed and 11 Israeli soldiers were wounded in the clashes in a disputed area near the border in some of the worst fighting in three years.

Hezbollah, the militant Shiite Muslim group, is a close ally of Syria and is backed by Iran. The fighting may have been intended to take the pressure off Syria, which is facing an international probe into the assassination of former Lebanese Premier Rafik Hariri.

Hezbollah has denied it started Monday’s fighting. But the U.N. undersecretary-general for political affairs, Ibrahim Gambari, said Tuesday the shooting started on the Lebanese side of the border.

Israel, under military pressure from Hezbollah, withdrew its army from a border buffer zone in southern Lebanon in 2000, ending 18 years of occupation.

For the AP, that’s practically balanced: Getting a third party to affirm Israel’s statement that Hezbullah invaded her northern borders with the intention of killing and kidnapping her citizens.

Michael Oren: Peace is the absence of war

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 8:37 am

Michael Oren was interviewed by a writer for Yeshiva University’s newspaper.

I got only the briefest of glimpses, because this is a travel day, but here is a quote that fairly leaped out at me:

Q: Do you believe that Israel will ever see peace?
Oren: The period of 1960-67 is considered one of the most peaceful periods in Israeli history. Do you know that per-capita more Israelis were killed every year in terrorist attacks during that period than today? We’re in the Middle East, a very unstable and violent area, and, accordingly, we have to have realistic expectations of what peace means in our area. Peace for us really means the absence of active war.

There is a fairly annoying registration process in order to read the full interview. They lie when they say it’s a brief process.

11/22/2005

1,000th comment

Filed under: Site news — Meryl Yourish @ 11:16 am

The Doctor posted the 1,000th comment since this blog went WordPress.

Okay, it’s a silly milestone, but a milestone nonetheless, and it is the Doc’s.

Ignore this post

Filed under: Site news — Meryl Yourish @ 11:06 am

I’m claiming my feed, dudes.

Interesting.

I password-protected the post, which, duh, now that I think of it, would not allow feedsters robot to find it. No wonder it took a few tries.

It’s all done now. Never mind.

What other people are saying

Filed under: Linkfests — Meryl Yourish @ 10:50 am

Lynn B. has a fascinating account of an evening with Khaled Abu Toameh, one of the few true palestinian journalists. Worth the read, and click on the link to the speech from last year as well.

Dave has the best roundup of information on Ariel Sharon’s withdrawal from Likud.

He also points out that David Moskovitz, the hero who prevented Hezbullah from succeeding yesterday, is a yeshiva boy. I meant to say that in my earlier post. And don’t miss this post on how the PA handles car theft. Spit-monitor warning.

Soccer Dad messes with your mind in this post on the Times’ paean to Ariel Sharon. And he joins my attempt to save our cities a few bucks by helping Baltimore, which is high up on the shitty-city list, too.

Rick Richman had the honor of introducing Deborah Lipstadt. Read what he said about her.

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