Yourish.com

06/30/2009

New Shire Network News

Filed under: Podcasts — Meryl Yourish @ 8:55 pm

The latest SNN is up, and it has a new contribution by yours truly, one of my better ones.

I will be updating my podcast page this weekend, probably. If you want to hear me before then, well, you know what to do.

Spain’s activist courts becoming inactive

Filed under: Israel Derangement Syndrome, World — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

Looks like the Spanish government is finally reining in its ridiculous activist judges.

Spain’s National Court on Tuesday decided to shelve an investigation launched by one of its judges into a July 2002 air strike by the Israel Defense Forces on a Hamas target in the Gaza Strip, judicial sources said.

Leading Hamas militant Saleh Shehadeh was killed when the Israel Air Force dropped a one-ton bomb on his apartment building in Gaza. The explosion destroyed the building and killed 14 other people, most of them women and children. Spanish Judge Fernando Andreu had argued that it could constitute a crime against humanity.

The suspects named by Andreu included former defense minister Benjamin Ben-Eliezer and six current or former IDF officers or security officials. The case had created some diplomatic tension between Spain and Israel.

The court decision followed a preliminary approval by parliament of legislation limiting the right of Spanish judges to investigate alleged human rights violations abroad.

Funny how they never manage to get the flip side of the argument. I have yet to read a single article condemning Hamas terrorists for living, working, and creating bombs in the midst of thickly populated civilian areas. But then, that would demand critical thinking skills on the part of Israel’s critics, and there is no such thing for most of them.

At least now Israelis will be able to travel to Spain again without worrying about being arrested. Will the U.K. follow suit?

Ship of Fools: Fooled twice

Filed under: Gaza, Israel Derangement Syndrome — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

The Israeli Navy stopped the Free Gaza “peace” activists. Expect the usual lies about ramming, random cruelty of the IDF, and other ridiculous stories.

At around noon Tuesday the Israeli Navy intercepted and took control of a boat that had set sail for the Gaza Strip with three tons of medical supplies, Palestinian sources said, adding that the Navy jammed the boat’s radio signals.

The IDF Spokesperson’s Office confirmed the report. Israeli military sources said there was no violence after the small ferry, sailing from Cyprus with activists from the US-based Free Gaza Movement, was intercepted off Gaza.

Here’s the Israeli side of the story:

Earlier Tuesday, “Free Gaza” founder Greta Berlin told Ynet that at around 11:00 am six Navy vessels approached the boat and ordered it to stop some 50 kilometers off Gaza’s coastline. Despite the order, the boat continued to sail towards the Hamas-ruled territory, said Berlin, who is currently in Cyprus.

Berlin said that the communication with the boat had been disrupted from 1:40-6:00 am, adding that its GPS and navigation systems had been blocked by the Navy, forcing the crew to navigate with the use of a compass alone.

Yeah, well, all they used to use were compasses, and sailors of old managed to do quite well without GPS systems.

Expect to hear about how they were stopped in international waters. By mean ol’ Israeli navy boats that tried to ram them. And since Cynthia McKinney was on board, expect to hear more Jew-hatred from her.

For what it’s worth, the Free Gaza website is not responding. Either it’s so lame that it can’t handle the extra traffic today’s incident brings, or someone hacked it. I suspect the former.

Necessary, insufficient and 16 years late

Filed under: Israel, palestinian politics — Tags: — Soccerdad @ 10:00 am

Last week a number of news organizations focused on the growing security responsibilities of the Palestinians in Judea and Samaria.

Howard Schneider of the Washington Post reported For Palestinian Forces a growing role in the West Bank:

Amid a marked decline in violence in and emanating from the West Bank, the Israel Defense Forces said its troops would no longer enter Ramallah, Bethlehem, Jericho and Qalqilyah unless there are “urgent security needs.” The agreement, struck at a Palestinian command center outside Bethlehem where commanders from the two sides gathered on Wednesday night, authorizes Palestinian police and security troops to remain in control of the four cities 24 hours a day. They had previously pulled back between midnight and 5 a.m. to avoid “friendly fire” encounters with IDF patrols.

The agreement stops short of recent demands by Palestinian officials that the IDF pull back fully from “area A” — the mostly urban territory that, under the 1993 Oslo accords, was put under the authority of Palestinian forces. The Oslo arrangement unraveled beginning in 2000 when a violent intifada, or uprising, led the IDF to reestablish control over the entire West Bank and surround Palestinian cities with checkpoints and barriers.

Isabel Kershner of The New York Times also reported Israelis Cede More Control of West Bank Security:

Israel has agreed to give the Palestinian security forces more freedom of action in four West Bank cities, Israeli and Palestinian security officials said Thursday, a move that implies a reduction in Israeli military activity in those areas as the Western-backed Palestinian forces assert more control.

The Israeli military also recently removed several significant checkpoints inside the West Bank, in line with a policy of easing movement and improving daily life for the Palestinians so long as calm prevails. A Palestinian can now drive from Jenin in the northern West Bank to Hebron in the south without being stopped and checked at any permanent roadblock along the way, the military says.

The article also notes (similar to the Washington Post):

But Palestinian officials said that the Israeli measures did not go far enough. The prime minister of the Palestinian Authority, Salam Fayyad, told reporters in the West Bank city of Ramallah on Thursday that they did not meet Palestinian expectations, and that “what is required is a full cessation of military raids in Palestinian Authority areas.”

Yaacov Lozowick observes:

It was always thus: Israel doesn’t meet Palestinian expectations.

There are a few points worth elaborating.

Left unsaid in these articles is that the reason there’s any semblance of order in Ramallah, Bethlehem, Jericho and Qalqilyah, is because Israel destroyed most of the terrorist infrastructure during Operation Defensive Shield. Acknowledging that there is a military solution to terrorism is one of those things that’s just not reported.

Also missing is a serious recounting of the “Aqsa intifada.” At the time, Israel and the Palestinian Authority had joint security patrols and Israel allowed the Palesitnians a lot more freedom. However Arafat used that freedom to create a terrorist infrastructure. So when Israel reclaimed control of the areas it had previously ceded it wasn’t because it was defending its citizens. This is typical of reporting on the Middle East: treating Israeli military or security actions as arbitrary and ignoring the very real reasons why Israel undertook them.

Finally, it’s worth pointing out that this isn’t 1993, but 2009. Even if the Palestinian efforts at building a civil society are successful, it’s awfully late in the game. If Arafat had made similar efforts, we’d have peace by now. But the Clinton administration found it expedient to ignore Arafat’s perfidies in the name of peace. And still the Palestinian Authority is a lot more inclined to make peace with Hamas than with Israel, still honors terrorists and is marginalizing its most moderate leader.

Daled Amos focused on articles in Pajamas Media and Ha’aretz. He concluded:

The face of the West Bank is changing–albeit very slowly, and with lots of external help. The West Bank still does not have the infrastructure to exist as an independent state, but it is not the impoverished and overpopulated hellhole that Palestinian apologists claim.

It’s good that the Palestinians under Fatah have decided to create a civil society, however slowly that’s proceeding. That’s a necessary condition for peace. But it is not sufficient. They also have to create a society willing to co-exist with Israel. It is far from clear that they are creating such a society.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

06/29/2009

It’s settled: No settlement freeze, please

Filed under: Israeli Double Standard Time — Meryl Yourish @ 6:16 pm

Now we definitely have to push hard for no settlement freeze.

Jordanian Foreign Minister Nasser Judeh on Monday told the chairman of the Geneva Initiative, Yossi Beilin, that “a total freeze of settlements is a condition for the partial implementation of the Arab peace initiative”.

The initiative in question is the Saudi initiative, which wants Israel to withdraw to the 1949 Armistice lines, give back half of Jerusalem, and allow millions of Palestinian “refugees” to live in Israel.

Meantime, the Palestinians have to do—nothing.

Non-starter. Stand your ground, Bibi.

I’m back

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 5:15 pm

The drive was exhausting. But I have a corned beef cooking, and a Gencarelli’s panelle bread, and some kosher steaks in the fridge. I had a very nice weekend with friends, and learned that my nephew is, indeed, going to my alma mater. He was accepted to Montclair State University (it was a college when my brother and I attended), and the deposit’s been sent. Not too many people still there that remember me, though. Although, he’ll definitely find out if there are any left. His father and I made quite an impression on the teachers and administrators. Mostly because of the work we did on the college paper. We were quite the investigative reporters way back when.

Well, off to finish dinner and see what news I’ve missed. The Michael Jackson Google News story count surpassed 26,000 stories last time I checked.

Diehl me out

Filed under: Israel, Politics, palestinian politics — Tags: — Soccerdad @ 10:00 am

Jackson Diehl’s End the Spat with Israel, is a very important op-ed. It’s also interesting that both Diehl and David Ignatius are showing skepticism of the administration’s tactics regarding Israel. That’s not to say Diehl’s column is perfect – it isn’t, but he makes some very important observations:

But, starting with a statement by Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton in May, the administration made the mistake of insisting that an Israeli settlement “freeze” — a term the past three administrations agreed to define loosely — must mean a total stop to all construction in the West Bank and even East Jerusalem.

This absolutist position is a loser for three reasons. First, it has allowed Palestinian and Arab leaders to withhold the steps they were asked for; they claim to be waiting for the settlement “freeze” even as they quietly savor a rare public battle between Israel and the United States. Second, the administration’s objective — whatever its merits — is unobtainable. No Israeli government has ever agreed to an unconditional freeze, and no coalition could be assembled from the current parliament to impose one.

Finally, the extraction of a freeze from Netanyahu is, as a practical matter, unnecessary. While further settlement expansion needs to be curbed, both the Palestinian Authority and Arab governments have gone along with previous U.S.-Israeli deals by which construction was to be limited to inside the periphery of settlements near Israel — since everyone knows those areas will be annexed to Israel in a final settlement. Before the 2007 Annapolis peace conference organized by the Bush administration, Saudi Arabia and other Arab participants agreed to what one former senior official called “the Google Earth test”; if the settlements did not visibly expand, that was good enough.

(I’m not sure I buy the “Google Earth test” as presented by Diehl; the Saudi “peace plan” makes no exceptions, even for sections of Jerusalem such as Ramat Eshkol, Ramot or Gilo.)

Diehl doesn’t come out and say it, but the Obama administration has taken a strong anti-Israel posture in its dealings with in the Middle East. The premise of the Obama administration is that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is that the heart of the instability in the Middle East, that Israeli intransigence is largely responsible for prolonging the conflict, so that pressure on Israel is the most effective way to solve the problems plaguing the Middle East. In other words, the Obama administration has fully adopted the premises of J-Street/ Peace Now/ Israel Policy Forum. (President Clinton subscribed to this view also, but since there was a Labor government in power when he became President, he was able to work with Israel with few excuses until 1996.)

Diehl’s also saying that adopting this position is self-defeating. He also realizes:

The result of such posturing is that the administration now faces a choice between a protracted confrontation with Israel — an odd adventure given the pressing challenges from Iran and in Iraq, not to mention the disarray of the Palestinian camp — or a compromise, which might make Obama look weak and provide Arab states further cause to refuse cooperation.

However, there’s a lot that Diehl gets wrong. For example:

Pressuring Israel made sense, at first. The administration correctly understood that Netanyahu, a right-winger who took office with the clear intention of indefinitely postponing any Israeli-Palestinian settlement, needed to feel some public heat from Washington to change his position — and that the show of muscle would add credibility to the administration’s demands that Arab leaders offer their own gestures.

Israel has changed a lot since 1996. Netanyahu – who wasn’t even such a right winger then – is certainly not one now. Still the portrayal of Netanyahu shows a myopic view of the Middle East that is so prevalent in the Washington press corps.

Barry Rubin writes:

Fayyad is prime minister for one reason only: to please Western governments and financial donors. Lacking political skill, ideological influence, or strong support base, Fayyad does keep the money flowing since he’s relatively honest, moderate, and professional on economic issues.

But his own people don’t listen to him. Most PA politicians want him out. International pressure keeps him in.

So here’s the Fayyad paradox. If he really represented Palestinian stances and thinking, there’d be some hope for peace. Since he’s so out of tune with colleagues, though, Fayyad sounds sharply different from them. And even he’s highly restricted by what’s permissible in PA politics, limits which ensure the PA’s failure, absence of peace, and non-existence of a Palestinian state.

The Palestinian political culture is so far removed from the Western premises of peaceful coexistence that it really doesn’t matter who the Israeli Prime Minister is. If Tzippi Livni had been able to form the most recent coalition, we would be no closer to resolving the Palestinian/Israeli conflict. And yet, even as Diehl argues that the administration’s pressure on Israel is excessive, he refuses to see the other side: the Palestinians in the nearly 16 years since Oslo are no more prepared to live peacefully with Israel than they were in 1993.

Finally Yaacov Lozowick sounds a warning that would serve the administration well:
American Pressure on Israel can Cost Lives.

I’m skeptical that this administration would take Diehl’s or Lozowick’s warnings to heart. It is too ideologically committed to its positions. I don’t believe that the President believes that a “spat” with Israel is counterproductive or a distraction from more pressing matters

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

And more on Honduras

Filed under: Politics, World — SnoopyTheGoon @ 7:32 am

From WSJ:

Honduras Defends Its Democracy

With a great subtitle:

Fidel Castro and Hillary Clinton object.

Well, politics make strange bedfellows, they say. However, I disagree with the last sentence of the article:

The struggle against chavismo has never been about left-right politics. It is about defending the independence of institutions that keep presidents from becoming dictators. This crisis clearly delineates the problem. In failing to come to the aid of checks and balances, Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Insulza expose their true colors.

Mrs. Clinton doesn’t have any permanent colors, only the camouflage of expedience. Still, she has been jumping into too many random beds too quickly lately. Should take care, methinks.

Cross-posted at SimplyJews

Honduran coup: left, right, left, right…

Filed under: Politics, World — SnoopyTheGoon @ 7:28 am

It looks like Latin America is starting another swing of the hundred(s) years old pendulum. This time from a left wing (populist really) government of a single honcho intent only on keeping himself at the trough to a right-wing military junta. As if there wasn’t any middle ground.

So, on one hand, you might say (and be right at that) that a military coup is no way to manage a democracy. But then you read this crap:

“This was a brutal kidnapping of me with no justification,” Zelaya said.

Uhu… tell it to the Marines, dear. Then – this should make you sit up and listen:

The coup was widely criticized in the region, in strongest terms by Zelaya’s leftist allies, including Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

And your antennae start quivering. And then:

Zelaya, a leftist elected in 2005, had found himself pitted against the other branches of government and military leaders over the issue of Sunday’s planned referendum. It would have asked voters to place a measure on November’s ballot allowing the formation of a constitutional assembly that could modify the nation’s charter to allow the president to run for another term.

So the man was only trying to do a Hugo on his country. Just another Caudillo-to-be. Now read this – from a person who lives there and knows more about Honduras than you and me:

Do I speak for Hondurans when I say, “Leave to Honduras what is Honduran”? We don’t want or need international intervention from Venezuela, Nicaragua, the US, or anyone else. I feel a little resentful hearing the meddling comments from other countries. The US can’t and does not need to try to save every country in the world. Hmmm, now I understand how all those other countries feel.

There is so much misinformation on the internet, even from respected news sources, about what happened here and why it happened that I am astounded.

First of all, the military did not make a coup d’etat or golpe de estado against the government of Honduras. The government of Honduras (at least two branches of it) have been and continue to be in charge. The military were just following their orders. One branch of the government, the Executive branch, put himself above the others and ignored a verdict of the Supreme Court, who agreed with the Legislative Branch, who agreed with the majority of the population. This was no out-of-control military or rogue guerrilla group taking over our government.

Apparently the Honduran constitution does need to be changed, however. It needs to allow for calm, peaceful, and legal manner of impeaching/removing a president who puts himself above the law and the other branches of government. Call what happened today an impeachment, Honduran style.

Uhu. No Pasaran, baby.

Cross-posted at SimplyJews

06/28/2009

About those “settlements”

Filed under: Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time, Politics — Tags: — Soccerdad @ 8:00 am

In an op-ed that is fully supportive of the administration, What a Freeze Can’t Do, David Ignatius lets a little inconvenient truth slip out.

That doesn’t mean any breakthroughs are imminent, however. The more the administration pressures Israel, the more concessions the Arabs seem to want.

Of course at the end of the article Ignatius writes something that requires a little expansion:

The settlements issue illustrates why the Arab-Israeli problem drives people crazy. Even if you achieve a breakthrough, there’s always another snag ahead. White House officials grumble about Israeli intransigence, but they’re also worried about “squishy” Arab promises and demands for preconditions. “Don’t keep faxing it in, saying I gave you a peace plan in 2002,” complains the senior White House official.

Let’s be clear about something: All the major concrete breakthroughs have come from Israel: recognizing the PLO, ceding control of seven cities to the Palestinians in 1995, completely withdrawing from southern Lebanon and Gaza. The responses have been the strengthening the likes of Al Aqsa Martryrs Brigades, Hamas and Hezbollah, not peace.

But of course the harping on “settlements” has given the Arab world an excuse for never moving beyond “squishy” words.

Jennifer Rubin adds:

You’ve got me. It is the triumph of ideology over reality. And it is evidence as to just how deceitful was Obama’s campaign rhetoric with regard to Israel and the Middle East. We know what he said then. It bears no resemblance to the current approach. Had he revealed his hand during the campaign certainly then-candidate Clinton, who professed to be a great friend of Israel, would have seized on the issue.

There’s more to that too. Those of us who questioned how someone with Barack Obama’s ideological background would be pro-Israel were regularly dismissed as misinformed, if not racist, cranks. Now President Obama’s hand has been revealed. Is anyone paying attention?

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

06/27/2009

Saturday picture shows

Filed under: Cats, Life — Meryl Yourish @ 12:49 pm

We’re waiting for Bob to get home from the movies before we go to lunch, and for the clouds to go away before we go swimming. But I have time for blogging, and I simply had to share a few pictures. First, the House Of Meat (or, as it should be called, House O’ Meat). We stopped there because they said “kosher” on the marquee. It was not. It was halal only, pretty much, and very Arabic.

houseomeat

Alas, the cable cable (which you have to describe as the cable cable) is interfering with the proper display of the House O’ Meat sign.

Next, we have more kitty pictures. Here’s another shot of Tig in my computer chair.

tig_chair2

And of course, another shot of Miss Gracie, who also likes the chair. I often find her next to it in the morning.

gracie_napping

She’s actually fairly close to it in this picture. She’s sleeping below the window pictured above.

There. We have more kitty pictures, and the House O’ Meat, in Hamilton, NJ. I have done my job for the day.

06/26/2009

Traveling

Filed under: Life — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

I’ll be on the road by the time this is posted, on my way to NJ for my nephew’s graduation party. I swear, he was only six last year. Maybe the year before last. But graduating high school? No way. That’s make me at least fifty. Oh. Wait.

Got an oil change before I left, getting up at the crack of dawn to be there by seven so that my condo could be invaded by a horde of Latina women bearing cleaning tools. One of the things I decided I would fit into my budget since buying the condo was a monthly housecleaning visit. I use a franchise called The Maids, who did such a great job on my old apartment, saving me a TON of work and not really costing very much. (The service more than paid for itself, as I got my full deposit back.) I’m a lousy housekeeper. I have known that about myself for ages. I swore that when I could afford it, I’d have people come in and clean. Thankfully, I can now keep that promise to myself. Last month, the cleaning crew remade my bed. That was embarrassing, because, well, I had already made my bed. It apparently was not done well enough to pass muster with The Maids. (Today, I simply forgot in the rush to get to the mechanic’s, so I’m not in the least bit embarrassed that they made my bed.)

There’s actually been quite an uptick in my life these last few years. I find myself frequently delighted and surprised that I actually live in my own home, and not someone else’s apartment. Especially today, when I look around and see the shiny, empty counters and the neat lines in the carpet, and the dust-free items on the mantel. Tig and Gracie love it here, too. Gracie has never seemed happier, and Tig is currently yowling for me to come back to the playroom (the guest room). But I’m off to bed, since I’m writing this post yesterday even though you’re reading it today. Ah, the beauties of scheduling.

I’ll be posting from New Jersey. Kim has those cute little Teacup Yorkies, so there may be pictures. Meantime, feel free to start talking up this blog again. After a long period of stagnation, I think I’m getting back to where we were when people actually, you know, talked it up in the comments here. Yes, I’ll be posting more kitty pictures. I wouldn’t dream of disappointing Tig and Gracie’s legion of fans.

No more Spanish war crimes lawsuits?

Filed under: World — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

The Spanish government is trying to change the laws that allow, well, anyone to sue anyone else in the world, for whatever reason.

Spanish legislators voted Thursday to change a law that let judges indict Osama bin Laden and Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, narrowing its scope to cases with a clear link to this country and yielding to criticism that Spain should not act like a global cop.

The reform will not be retroactive, so the dozen or so cases now being investigated at the National Court will continue, the Justice Ministry said. These include investigations of alleged Chinese abuses in Tibet, an Israeli air force bombing in Gaza that killed 14 civilians, and alleged torture at the U.S. prison for terror suspects in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

I guess Spain is tired of being laughed at. Or perhaps they’ve finally realized that nobody’s going to go to Spain anymore if they can be arrested for any allegation that their political enemies can bring against them. Or perhaps they just woke up to the fact that they have no jurisdiction to try these cases.

Here’s hoping it goes through.

Imminent? Maybe. Costly? For sure.

Filed under: Hamas, Israel, Syria — Tags: — Soccerdad @ 10:00 am

Elder of Ziyon noted on Wednesday that Israel’s release of Aziz Dweik – a Hamas politician – stirred rumors that a deal for the release of Gilad Shalit is in the works. But then he noted that a Hamas politician “authorized to speak on the issue” did not know if Shalit was alive.

Today Ha’aretz is reporting that Shalit’s transfer to Egypt is “imminent.” (via memeorandum)

The European source said Shalit’s transfer to Egypt was the first stage of the Egyptian-brokered agreement hammered out between Fatah, Hamas and other Palestinian factions, in coordination with the U.S. and with Syria’s support.

The deal would put the Gaza Strip under the leadership of a joint committee subordinate to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, removing it from the control of the government of Prime Minister Salam Fayyad.

There’s a lot here that’s distasteful. Ha’aretz reports that Hamas is insisting on the release of prisoners with “blood on their hands.” If Syria is supporting this deal, it suggests that the American decision to restore diplomatic relations with Syria is related to this deal. Also Jimmy Carter was apparently very much involved in the transaction.

Finally, while he’s far from ideal, the only Palestinian official who has shown any capacity for governing is Salam Fayyad. Removing Gaza from his authority is a sign that Hamas has won a power struggle. Abbas is wholly ineffectual. Of course this also would show that Fayyad has absolutely no power base.

I have to say that there’s a lot here to be skeptical about. Certainly, if the deal as described by Ha’aretz is accurate, and Shalit is released, Israel will have, once again paid an extremely high price for the return of a soldier. Additionally the deal will strengthen the positions of Syria and Hamas, which is not good.

But Ha’aretz reminds us that:

On Tuesday Palestinian news agency Maan quoted Egyptian sources as saying that Shalit was to be transferred from the Gaza Strip into Egypt within hours, a report that Israeli sources denied.

The Astute Blogger is skeptical. Michael Goldfarb is hopeful, but I think he’s wrong that it will help Netanyahu, as I wrote above it will strengthen Hamas and Syria and it will vindicate (at least in the short term) the administration’s efforts to reach out to extremists.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

Meshaal to Israel: No, No, No again

Filed under: Hamas — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 7:00 am

Once again, the Jimmy Carters of the world are going to be proven idiots. As Carter and the Obama administration insist that Hamas can be a viable peace partner, the “peace partner” makes liars of them.

Hamas’ senior political leader Khaled Mashaal said on Thursday that his organization is willing to cooperate with any international effort to end the occupation but would never accept the notion of a demilitarized Palestinian state.

“The Palestinian people reject the Israeli position on a demilitarized state, on the refugees, on Jerusalem, and on the Jewish state,” the exiled Mashaal said in Damascus, referring to Israel’s demand any future Palestinian state recognize it as a Jewish nation.

So, what part of “no” don’t you understand? Because he elaborates even more:

“A demilitarized state is a pathetic state, not a serious national entity. The Palestinians will not accept Jerusalem as a unified city under Jewish control,” said Mashaal, adding that the Palestinians were dedicated to returning the refugees to their homes. Recognizing Israel as a Jewish state “would erase the right of return to lands taken in 1948.”

Meantime, the race to include Hamas as a serious negotiating partner continues. And the idiocy of Jimmy Carter? Well, that’s in plain view for all to see:

I have urged Hamas leaders to accept these conditions, and they have made statements and taken actions that suggest they are ready to join the peace process and move toward the creation of an independent and just Palestinian state.

Khaled Mashaal has assured me that Hamas will accept a final status agreement negotiated by the Palestinian Authority and Israel if the Palestinian people approve it in a referendum. Hamas has offered a reciprocal ceasefire with Israel throughout the West Bank and Gaza. Unfortunately, neither the Israeli leaders nor Hamas accept the terms of the Oslo Agreement of 1993, but the Arab Peace Initiative is being considered now by all sides.

Sure. One more time, Khaled:

“The Palestinian people reject the Israeli position on a demilitarized state, on the refugees, on Jerusalem, and on the Jewish state,” the exiled Mashaal said in Damascus.

Yeah, there’s a negotiating partner, right there.

06/25/2009

Your Friday funny, on Thursday

Filed under: Humor, Television — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 10:43 pm

Sarah sent me what may be the world’s longest elephant joke. Do not be drinking if you watch this.

Boy, I miss the Carol Burnett Show.

A Hebrew robocall?

Filed under: Jews, Life — Meryl Yourish @ 8:35 pm

Someone in the marketing department in some company that has my phone number really screwed up. Because I got a robocall in Hebrew late this afternoon.

It was the greeting that tipped me off that something was, er, not kosher.

“Shalom!”

From there, I spent the next minute trying desperately to recognize some words. I got “olam” somewhere in the middle, but I think I was laughing a little too hard to get many of them. Oh, and the last word was “shtayim,” but by the time I hit the two key, the robocall had ended, so I didn’t find out if I was correct in thinking the last sentence was, “If you’d like to repeat this information, press two.”

The best Sarah and I can come up with is someone at the local JCC messed up. At least, I’m hoping. Because my number is unlisted, and I moved recently, and I’m on the national Do Not Call list, so I’m thinking whoever called me with a Hebrew robocall is waaay off the mark.

A sad death

Filed under: Pop Culture — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 7:10 pm

Michael Jackson is dead of a heart attack. For all his fame and fortune, he led a pretty sad life.

Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press. CNN has not confirmed his death.

Jackson, 50, had been in a coma at the hospital, sources told CNN.

Brian Oxman, a Jackson family attorney, said he was told by brother Randy Jackson that Michael Jackson collapsed at his home in west Los Angeles, California, Thursday morning.

I’d have to say he’s out of his misery now—and also unable to harm anyone else. I believe the accounts that he was abused by his father. Children of abusers have a high rate of abusing others themselves, and I believed the cases against Jackson.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t feel sadness for him.

On the other hand, his children may now actually have a chance to grow up normally.

Sad. Pathetic. Talented, yes, but ultimately—sad.

Ship of fools stopped en route to Gaza

Filed under: Gaza, Juvenile Scorn — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

The latest “humanitarian” effort by pro-Hamas peaceniks was defeated by—inspection regulations.

Cypriot shipping officials cited inspection requirements for stopping the two vessels, a small ferry and a sailing boat, from leaving port two hours before their scheduled departure.

[...] “One of the ships was only recently registered in Cyprus and under Cyprus law it has to undergo inspection before being given permission to sail,” said Serghios Serghiou, head of Cyprus’s Department of Merchant Shipping. “(The second) … did not apply for any inspections before sailing.”

Pardon me while I snicker quietly for a moment. (Feel free to join in.)

You really have to love the utter ineptitude of the anti-Israel “peace” protesters. It’s the only thing about them to love.

Netanyahu’s “new” demand

Filed under: Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time, palestinian politics — Tags: — Soccerdad @ 8:00 am

Howard Schneider reports in the Washington Post on Netanyahu’s Peace Stipulation (h/t Backspin)

I suppose what’s disturbing about the article is its portrayal of Netanyahu’s demand as “new.”

The documents accepted by Israeli leaders during breakthrough peace talks with the Palestinians in Oslo in 1993 said nothing about their country’s status as a Jewish state or homeland — a concept absent as well from other accords negotiated by the two sides as recently as 2007.

“It has never been an Israeli demand,” said Ron Pundak, a member of Israel’s negotiating team in Norway and now director of the Peres Center for Peace in Tel Aviv. “When we negotiated Oslo, the issue of the characteristics of our state was never an issue. I think it is a mistake that we demand of others how we define ourselves.”

Well, no the nature of Israel was not explicitly part of the Oslo agreements. It was, however, implicitly there. One of the fundamental demands of the Palestinians was that they would change their Charter to eliminate all the clauses calling for the destruction of Israel.

That would have included article 20 of the Charter:

The Balfour Declaration, the Mandate for Palestine, and everything that has been based upon them, are deemed null and void. Claims of historical or religious ties of Jews with Palestine are incompatible with the facts of history and the true conception of what constitutes statehood. Judaism, being a religion, is not an independent nationality. Nor do Jews constitute a single nation with an identity of its own; they are citizens of the states to which they belong.

(See here too.)

Quite clearly this denies that Jews have any right to a state and serves as a tenet of Palestinian nationalism and a justification for further terror. Though Arafat supposedly convened the Palesitnian legislature twice to remove those sections of the charter, the PA never replaced the charter and this language remains a core belief of the PA and its leaders. Pundak parrots the PA’s claim that the nature of Israel was never discussed. But that’s misleading, the failure of the Palestinian leadership to acknowledge the historical ties of Jews to Israel and consequently Israel’s legitimate claim to the land.

When PM Netanyahu asks that the Palestinians acknowledge that Israel is Jewish state he is asking them to acknowledge the historical Jewish ties and rights to the land. This is a lot to ask, because it goes against their fundamental beliefs. But it is not a new demand. The chutzpah isn’t that Netanyahu is making this demand, but that nearly 16 years after the peace process started that the Palestinians still have not accepted Israel’s right to exist.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

06/24/2009

And now, kitty pictures

Filed under: Cats — Tags: — Meryl Yourish @ 11:26 pm

First, Mr. Tig in my new computer chair today. Gracie sleeps next to it, but I’ve never seen her on it. This is the first time I saw him on it as well. I wonder if it’s because it’s usually facing the desk.

Tig in the computer chair

That’s my new, good-for-your-back computer chair that I bought immediately following my unfortunate rear-ending experience up in NorVA. Moron was watching traffic, when she should have been watching me, and it was enough of a bump to aggravate my back, setting me back from months of anti-inflammatories and exercise for my arthritis. Oh, wait. I don’t think I told you all about that. Another time.

I think I need one for downstairs, too. That’s my work chair.

Next, fuzzy Gracie belly!

It has been literally years since I’ve seen Gracie’s fur all grown back on her belly. She may look a bit undignified here, but I just love seeing her pure white belly fur again.

Fuzzy white Gracie belly!

You can thank Lair Simon for the kitty pictures. Visiting his blog made me realize I miss them.

This Weeks Sign of The Apocalyse

Filed under: Israel — Jack @ 4:40 pm

(I do believe that Meryl said something about providing lighter content here. Since you’ll never find me posting about cats this will have to do for now.)

This Weeks Sign of The Apocalyse comes from our friends at Haaretz who report the following:

Is Britney Spears set to star in a Holocaust movie?

“Is American mega pop star Britney Spears set to return to the big screen, seven years after starring in the box office flop Crossroads? According to reports, Spears has been offered a part in the upcoming Holocaust film The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which integrates time travel, concentration camps and a love story.

If she accepts the role, Spears will be taking on the title role of Sophia LaMont, a woman who invents a time machine and succeeds in traveling to the time of the Second World War. According to the script, LaMont ends up at a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jewish prisoner named Eton. However, the budding love story is cut short when both are killed by the Nazis.”

I can’t decide what I like best about this. Britney will be perfect as a genius who invents a time machine that just happens to take her back to WWII so that she can be incarcerated in a concentration camp, fall in love and be killed by the Nazis.

Rumor has it that this film will be followed up by a blockbuster history piece about David Ben Gurion and Golda Meir starring media giants Perez and Paris Hilton respectively.

Oh and did I mention that Spielberg is negotiating with me for the rights to produce a feature film about my life. Stay tuned because in this wacky world anything can happen.

Crossposted on Random Thoughts- Do They Have Meaning?

“This is a massacre”

Filed under: Iran — Meryl Yourish @ 4:12 pm

Terrible news from Iran. Terrible, but not unexpected.

Saudi ERA Watch, AP whitewash edition

Filed under: AP Media Bias, Feminism, Religion, Saudi Arabia — Tags: , , — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

How cool is this? Wow, a member of the Saudi royal family says he sure does hope that someday, little girls in Saudi Arabia can grow up to play sports! (But not with men. Never with men.)

Appealing to a powerful Saudi prince, an 8-year-old girl asked why she was not allowed to play sports in school like boys. She got an unexpected response: The prince said he hoped government schools for girls would allow playing fields.

And how cool is this? The AP is taking this mealy-mouthed, patronizing anti-feminist pap and pushing it like it’s the equivalent of America’s Title IX.

The stand taken by Prince Khaled al-Faisal, governor of the holy city of Mecca and one of the most senior second-generation members of the royal family, on the controversial issue is the strongest official endorsement so far of women’s sports and a sign the government may be tilting toward opening up on that front.

And exactly why is it such obvious bullshit? Because in the next breath, the AP reports this:

Physical education classes are banned in state-run girls schools in conservative Saudi Arabia. Saudi female athletes are not allowed to participate in the Olympics. Women’s games and marathons have been canceled when the powerful clergy get wind of them. And some clerics even argue that running and jumping can damage a woman’s hymen and ruin her chances of getting married.

“Conservative”? Ronald Reagan was a conservative. A better description of Saudi Arabia would be “feudal.” Except I’m pretty sure that women had more rights in feudal Europe than they have in modern Saudi Arabia. And lest you think that the prince was suggesting any form of equality for women, think again:

According to local newspapers, the 8-year-old girl told Khaled: “I ask myself why is it that only boys can play sports and have courts while we girls don’t have anything?”

“I hope to see sports courts for girls inside girls’ schools,” the prince responded, according to Al-Hayat newspaper.

He said if this were to happen, it will be in coordination with the Education Ministry and “according to certain mechanisms that take into consideration women’s privacy in this country.”

Yes, the fabled privacy excuse. Because given half the chance, women in Muslim lands won’t throw off the shackles of repression and try to live normal lives. Oh, wait. Yes, they will (cf: Afghanistan, Iraq).

But when you live with medieval freaks like these, well, your choices are limited:

A statement issued by three senior clerics last month lashed out at Saudis who demand the opening of more gyms for women, saying such a move would “open the doors wide for spreading decadence.”

“It is well-known that only women with no shame will go to these clubs,” said the statement signed by clerics Abdul-Rahman al-Barrack, Abdul-Aziz al-Rajihi and Abdullah bin Jibrin.

In a recent column in Al-Watan newspaper, Sheik Abdullah al-Mani, an adviser at the royal court, said virgins should think twice before engaging in sports.

“Soccer or basketball require running and jumping and these could damage (a woman’s) the hymen,” he wrote. “If she marries, her husband will … think that her hymen was destroyed as a result of an (immoral) action.”

“He will either divorce her or lose confidence in her chastity,” he added.

But sure, let’s respect their culture and traditions. Because practices like these simply cry out for respect.

Shyeah.

A closer look at AP “analysis”

Filed under: AP Media Bias, Israel — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

It’s time for a lesson in yellow journalism, which I learned at my editor’s knee while in college. The lessons I learned in college are being applied throughout the mainstream (and non-mainstream) media today. It’s not just bloggers who cherry-pick data to make their arguments. It’s the paid journalists, too.

Here’s how you do it: First, decide on the angle of your story—in this case, settlement growth is not “natural growth,” it’s a huge influx of people from elsewhere. Next, strengthen your case with quotes and statistics that back you up, while denigrating the other side of the argument so that your reader is left with little choice but to nod his head in agreement with your thesis. And last, make sure that you trick the reader into thinking your facts are relevant and up to date, even if they aren’t.

Let’s take a look at how the AP skews the article about Israeli settlement growth. First, the headline:

Migrants boost Jewish settler numbers in West Bank

Interesting choice of word, “migrants.” It makes you think of people swooping into the West Bank from all over the rest of Israel, not merely moving from, say, Tel Aviv to Ma’ale Adumim, a suburb of Jerusalem. But that is the word they’re using to encompass all “settlement” growth. Next, the lead:

Israelis moving to the West Bank accounted for more than a third of settler population growth in recent years, undercutting Israel’s argument that it is continuing settlement construction only to accommodate growing families already living there.

That’s a pretty damning statement, also written to make you believe that people are simply flocking in to Palestinian areas of the West Bank. But what “settlements,” exactly, are they talking about?

Opponents say the government invokes “natural growth” as a cover to build thousands of houses across the West Bank, including hundreds that Palestinian laborers are building in Maaleh Adumim, a major settlement outside Jerusalem.

Ah, Ma’ale Adumim. About that “settlement“:

Approximately 6,000 people live in surrounding settlements that are included in the Ma’ale bloc. Israel has long planned to fill in the empty gap between Jerusalem and this bedroom community (referred to as the E1 project). The corridor is approximately 3,250 acres and does not have any inhabitants, so no Palestinians would be displaced. According to the Clinton plan, Ma’ale was to be part of Israel.

The AP doesn’t go into Ma’ale Adumim’s history. But they do supply a quote from the Palestinians.

“The Israelis are playing a game of deception by what they call natural growth,” said Yasser Abed Rabbo, a senior aide to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.

Not a single Israeli official is quoted in the article. But there are plenty of other people quoted to support the AP’s thesis.

Yossi Navon, the foreman who spoke of the Embassy personnel, said apartments were going for about half of what a comparable apartment in Jerusalem would fetch.

That quote is deliberately placed without context to make you think that apartments in Ma’ale Adumim are priced low to attract people to the town. Try this thought exercise: Replace “Jerusalem” with “New York” and “Ma’ale Adumim” with “Hoboken” for context, and you see the way that the reporter and editor are slanting this piece to go along with the thesis. Of course apartments cost less outside of Jerusalem. My rent in Montclair, NJ (12 miles west) was far, far less than a comparable apartment in Manhattan.

Now let’s look at the way AP manipulates the facts. Let’s analyze the data they present.

Data from Israel’s Central Bureau of Statistics supports that argument, showing that in 2007, 36 percent of all new settlers had moved from Israel or abroad.

It’s 2009. Have we got any data that’s more recent, perhaps?

More recent data, including for the period since Netanyahu’s government took office in March, is not yet available, but there are few reasons to think Israel has reversed the trend, said Hagit Ofran, a settlement expert for Peace Now, a settlement watchdog group.

No, we don’t have more recent data. But it’s all right to use two-year-old data. We have a quote from an opponent of settlements who says that two-year-old data can be relied on because, well, she says so. That’s some pretty awesome fact-checking, AP!

And then they back that up by using building statistics that aren’t broken down or contextualized.

Amid the influx of people drawn to cheaper housing in settlements, construction has continued—more than 5,500 new apartments have been completed over the past three years in the West Bank, bureau figures show.

So, from 2006-2009, that many new apartments have been completed. The data they are using ends sometime in 2007, so they’ve already neutralized one year of the data. How many were built in the last 18 months? How many in the last three months, since Netanyahu took office? The story doesn’t give that data. Why not? Well, it may not be available—or maybe it undercuts their arguments, in which case, a good reporter, working on slanting an article, knows better than to quote those facts. Again, standard practice when you want to slant an article. And so is analysis disguised as news, such as the following:

Settlements are a major obstacle to peacemaking because Israel has used them to extend its de facto boundaries into the West Bank and to cement its claim on east Jerusalem. The Palestinians claim both territories, captured by Israel in 1967, for a future state, along with the Gaza Strip, and want the Jewish construction there to stop.

Under the 2003 U.S.-backed road map peace plan, Israel promised to halt all settlement construction, including for natural growth. But the building has gone on.

Once again, use facts that support your argument, while ignoring inconvenient facts that would balance it. For instance, the fact that Palestinians are obligated to end terror and incitement in the first phase of the Road Map is never mentioned—only Israel’s obligations to halt settlements.

You’d think that objectivity might surface somewhere in the article. But you would be wrong.

Last week, Netanyahu grudgingly yielded to President Barack Obama’s demand that Israel endorse Palestinian independence, albeit shackled by a series of conditions. But he flatly resisted Obama’s pressure for a settlement freeze.

That’s a lie. Obama didn’t demand that Netanyahu endorse Palestinian “independence.” And Israel has had three Prime Ministers who agreed to Palestinian statehood. But the AP has to keep on slinging the mud at Bibi.

Netanyahu pointedly dropped the politically charged “natural growth” phrase for “normal lives.”

That wily Jew! Now he’s just messin’ with us! Like we’re messin’ with the statistics!

But the linguistic slight of hand doesn’t mask the fact that migration—and not just the growth of families—is a major factor in settler population growth.

Migration from Israel and abroad accounted for 5,300 of the 14,500 new settlers in 2007, the last year for which bureau data are available.

And 2007 wasn’t a random blip. Migration accounted for between a third and half of the population growth in each year between 1999 and 2007, save 2005, when numbers were skewed by Israel’s withdrawal of 8,500 settlers from the Gaza Strip.

Now you see how far back the AP is willing to go to bolster their argument. They have no statistics for 2008, which would be far more relevant, but that’s not stopping them from reaching back ten years for old data. And note how they don’t even mention the removal of settlements from Gaza. Because that would completely undercut their argument that Israel wants to keep every square dunum of land it got in the Six Day War.

To sum up: The AP has not made its argument. It has manipulated data, extrapolated it to explain current trends without any physical evidence to back up that extrapolation, quoted settlement opponents, chose only relevant facts from the Road Map, and used negative adjectives to describe everything the Israeli Prime Minister had to say, and put as negative a spin as possible on what “natural growth” really is.

And that, boys and girls, is how you manage to demonize Israel in the everyday news.

United States to return ambassador to Damascus

Filed under: Hamas, Syria — Tags: — Soccerdad @ 10:00 am

The New York Times and Washington Post are both reporting that the Obama administration intends to send reestablish diplomatic ties with Syria at the ambassadorial level. Here’s the Washington Post giving the administration’s line:

The acting assistant secretary of state for Near Eastern affairs, Jeffrey D. Feltman, informed Syria’s ambassador to Washington, Imad Mustafa, tonight of Obama’s intention, according to a senior administration official who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the decision had yet to be made public.

By returning a senior U.S. envoy to Damascus, the Syrian capital, the Obama administration is seeking to carve out a far larger role for the United States in the region as the president works to rehabilitate U.S. relations with the Islamic world and the Arab Middle East.

Of course the decision to withdraw the American ambassador, wasn’t merely due to a fit of pique, but to protest a real problem.

The Bush administration withdrew its ambassador in February 2005 to protest the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafiq al-Hariri. Syrian intelligence officials are suspected of being behind the bombing in Beirut that killed him, a claim Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has long rejected.

Of course Assad’s rejected it. It doesn’t make him look good. And even if the recent Der Spiegel report is true that Hezbollah was responsible for the murder, it’s hard to believe that Hezbollah didn’t act with the cooperation of Syria.

So this is apparently the administration’s rationale.

The loss of U.S. diplomatic leverage in the region — because of opposition among many Arabs to the Iraq war and a perceived U.S. favoritism toward Israel — has left a vacuum in recent years filled in large part by Iran. The decision to return the ambassador to Syria, senior administration officials said, represents the restoration of a sustained U.S. diplomatic presence in a secular Arab country central to many U.S. interests in the region.

It’s only central if it cooperates with the United States. Back in March, the United States initiated contacts with Syria and presented conditions for changing its policy towards Syria.

A senior U.S. State Department official told the Lebanese daily Al-Nahar that during Feltman’s meeting with the Syrian ambassador to Washington, the former had brought up the issues of Syria’s support of terrorism, its efforts to obtain nuclear weapons, its involvement in Lebanon, and the deterioration of the human rights situation in Syria. [10] The Lebanese daily Al-Akhbar reported that if Syria severed its ties with Iran, Hizbullah, Hamas, and other Palestinian factions that operate within its territory, the U.S. would be willing to play a role in Israeli-Syrian negotiations, to remove Syria from the list of states sponsoring terror, and to lift the sanctions currently imposed on it. [11]

The official Syrain response was:

After the commencement of the U.S.-Syria dialogue, spokesmen of the Syrian regime and articles in the Syrian press expressed the following positions:

· Syria has no intention of changing its policy and will continue to be part of the resistance camp. The U.S. is the one that must change its policy by lifting the sanctions imposed on Syria, appointing an ambassador to Damascus, and launching a dialogue with the resistance forces.

· In starting a dialogue with Syria, the U.S. has capitulated to the resistance and acknowledged the importance of Syria and Iran.

· The advent of the Obama administration does not herald an improvement in the relations with Syria.

Apparently Syria met none of the conditions that the Obama administration had earlier specified and the United States still has awarded Damascus with one of the prizes it sought. One would have assumed that Syrian support for terrorist organizations was a bigger threat to Middle East peace than Israeli settlements. Apparently the Obama administration has decided otherwise.

Remarkably, at a time when the Iranian regime is facing internal political pressures, the United States is going easy on its closest ally.

If Jimmy Carter’s boasts are true, the administration is also considering dropping the Quartet demands on Hamas. Hamas isn’t just a terrorist organization dedicated to Israel’s destruction it is also a major proxy of the Iranian regime in its efforts to project its influence across the Middle East.

If the administration really is intent on rehabilitation Syria and Hamas, it has really chosen a bad time to do it. It should be working to exert even more pressure on Iran not providing respite to the regime. Even if one believes (as I don’t) that President Obama’s Cairo speech has been responsible for stirring the citizen of Lebanon and then Iran to choose freedom, it’s hard to see how cozying up to Syria and Hamas promotes freedom.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

Other people’s blogs

Filed under: Bloggers, Linkfests — Meryl Yourish @ 8:30 am

Lair Simon has a great video of Nardo playing flippykitty.

Speaking of Lair, he sent me to this link about Captain America being brought back (he was killed by a sniper’s bullet two years ago). Well, I didn’t buy the book when he was killed, and I don’t plan to buy it now. He was killed to sell comics. Same reason most superheroes die. It now serves Marvel’s purpose to bring him back. And dudes, trust me when I tell you that this was decidedly not the scene in most households:

“The reaction was amazing,” says Marvel Executive Editor Tom Brevoort. “It certainly was like the world went crazy for three days. Everybody had a point of view about it, including fans who hadn’t read the comic for 30 years.”

Ah, no. Most people truly didn’t give a rat’s ass if Cap lived or died. However, I must point out that he was yet another superhero invented by Jews (Joe Simon and Jack Kirby).

Have I mentioned Elder of Ziyon lately? No, I have not. But I should have. Just start at the top and scroll down, you can’t go wrong.

The Trader Joe’s Battle of Couscous: A blog I did not know existed, with a perfect name for a Master of Juvenile Scorn: Divest This! (By the way, the campaign against Trader Joe’s failed miserably. Israeli products flew off the shelves, but in the good way, not the bad way. Click the link for the story.)

Omri’s news feed no longer gives you the full post, so now you have to go there to read his blog. He says it’s my feed. I say it’s his. Tomato, tomato, let’s call the whole thing off. (Say, Omri, when are you heading my way again? I have a guest room now for, well, guests.)

I wonder if Ilyka still gets emails if you post comments at her old site. I think you should all post comments there and see if we can drive her out of retirement (or at least out of hiding).

Contentions has been one of my favorite places these days. It should be on your must-read list. And Yaacov, too. I’m nearly finished with his book, “Right to Exist.”

All right. Another piece missing from this blog is being re-established.

06/23/2009

Best. Juvenile Scorn. Ever.

Filed under: Bloggers, Juvenile Scorn — Meryl Yourish @ 4:00 pm

You simply have to read this. It is the greatest example of juvenile scorn I have ever seen online.

It’s a takedown of Andrew Sullivan.

H/T: Allah.

Something’s missing from this blog

Filed under: Girl Talk, Life, Site news — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

I do believe my personal touch seems to have gone by the wayside. I rarely post about anything but the news anymore, and, well, I think you guys are getting bored with that.

I used to have a little more fun.

I wonder what happened… oh, yeah. I got busier.

But I miss posts like this. And comments like this. (Yeah, I REALLY miss Ilyka, but she just dropped off the face of the internet a while back and I can’t seem to find her again.)

I have cat pictures to put up, but it’s been a pain in the butt to choose them and get them ready for publishing, so they’re just staying in my camera. I have to find that darn cable again, too.

Last night, I took a few pictures of my new Shelob. There’s a spider who has set up her web in the corner of my garage, outside the door, so I’ve been watching in fascination as she comes out each night. Yesterday, she was doing something to a ladybug that had gotten caught in her web. I have no idea what, as she’d already half-cocooned her. I guess she was fully cocooning the ladybug. That must be the spider version of putting the food into the fridge.

Oh, the reason behind this post? I went back to find the date of this post (warning to guys who don’t like icky girl talk—don’t click the link) because I need information for a new doctor that I’m seeing later this afternoon.

Oh, and yesterday, I developed a new way to describe the onset of menopause: EFFING menopause. You have to say the word “effing” for real, and add a really, really, REALLY huge helping of scorn in order to get the effect. But that is what I am now calling EFFING menopause. I will find out later today if I’m really in it yet or not. This is not, by the way, a club that I want to be in. Alas, I have no choice.

And by the way, to all those women out there who like to glorify, sanctify, and make holy the onset of EFFING menopause: You’re all EFFING morons. Come visit me while I’m going through HulkMS. We’ll talk.

Palestinian rejectionism

Filed under: Gaza, palestinian politics — Tags: , — Meryl Yourish @ 11:00 am

I saw this headline at Ynet, and my heart leaped.

Israelis, Palestinians call for Shalit’s release

Solidarity at last?

Protest on both sides of fence: Hundreds of demonstrators from all over the country began blocking the Karni, Erez and Kerem Shalom crossings on the Gaza Strip border on Tuesday morning, in protest of the fact that Gilad Shalit has been held by Hamas for three years and in a demand for a sign of life from the Israeli soldier.

Nope.

On the Israeli side, the protestors planned to prevent the transfer of goods into the Strip. Dudu Gilboa, chairman of the People in Blue and White organization, said that the activists were blocking the crossings “in the hopes that this will send a message to the other side, that without a sign of life from Gilad we will only intensify our activities.”

The Palestinian protestors, on the other hand, are calling on Israel to open the crossings. “Shalit is one prisoner, but the lives of so many people are being run around him, and this blockade cannot continue,” said Sami Abed, a Palestinian journalist who organized the protest.

Business as usual.

The Palestinian rally was initiated by Sami Abed, who heard about the Israeli protest organized by Yoel Marshak. According to Abed, the demand to keep the crossings closed until the Shalit affair is solved is unfair and inhumane.

“We also want the Shalit affair to end and the siege on the Strip to be lifted. People say they cannot live like this for hundreds of years more,” he said, adding that the blockade was “a crime against Palestinian children.”

I wonder what the AP spin will be on this one.

Powered by WordPress