A Stanford adaptation of Miley Cyrus’s “We Can’t Stop.” This post brought to you by sleep deprivation, excess caffeine, and the letter S. It’s way more fun if you sing along using Bastille’s British accent version.
Goin’ hard at Green. Photo credit: Michael White, ’12.
It’s our finals we can eat what we want
It’s our finals we can sleep when we want
It’s our Dead Week we can scream when we want
We can cram what we want
We can sing what we want
Flashcards and study buddies everywhere
Wearin’ sweats to class like we don’t care
‘Cause we came to get some work done now
Turn up the beast mode, suppress all the fun now
If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a “Hell, no!”? (Hell no)
‘Cause we’re gonna cram all night
‘Til we see the sunlight, alright
So la da di da di
We like to study
Holing up in Green
Coding ‘til we see the sun
This is our life
This is our school
And we can’t stop
Cause we can’t drop [any classes since we’re past the add/drop deadline]
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night?
Runnin’ practice problems ‘til we get ‘em right?
It’s our finals, we can sleep when we want.
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We Honor Code ‘cause we classy
Don’t steal answers from nobody
Yeah, yeah
It’s our finals we can eat what we want
It’s our finals we can sleep when we want
It’s our Dead Week we can scream when we want
We can cram what we want
We can sing what we want
To my home girls here with the big books
Tryna get good jobs and the big bucks
Never let the slackers judge ya
Forget the haters ’cause you’ll get an A-plus
And everyone on couches in the Bender Room
Tryna take a nap in the Bender Room
We all so crammed up here
Getting crammed up, yeah, yeah
La da di da di, we like to catch Z’s…
So la da di da di
We like to study
Holing up in Green
Coding ‘til we see the sun
This is our life
This is our school
And we can’t stop
Cause we can’t drop [any classes]
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night?
Runnin’ practice problems ‘til we get ‘em right?
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We Honor Code ‘cause we classy
Don’t steal answers from nobody
Yeah, yeah
It’s our finals we can eat what we want
It’s our finals we can sleep when we want
It’s our Dead Week we can scream when we want
We can cram what we want
We can sing what we want
Photo credit: SF Gate
It’s our classes we can cram what we want to
It’s our school we nerd out if we want to
It’s our finals we can pass if we want to
It’s my essay I can say what I want to
Say yeah, yeah, yeah, ehh
And we can’t stop
Cause we can’t drop [any classes]
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night?
Runnin’ practice problems ‘til we get ‘em right?
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We Honor Code ‘cause we classy
Don’t steal answers from nobody
Yeah, yeah