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  1. RIP Oliver Sacks

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    here's my impression of an unbearable person. [in a passive-aggressive, hushed but audible volume in line at a fast food place] unbelievable

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    !!! Fixed it for you . Let me know if you need an introduction to the 21st century.

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  4. achilles and patroclus were totally boning

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    German word for when you're so stressed out you involuntarily fall asleep.

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    writing college apps like

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    • @electrolemon

      like idris elba, but from a distance with your glasses off and you don't remember what he looks like too good. ( / / writer)

    • @JeremyDQuach

      Editor at the Stanford Daily. Intern at the San Jose Mercury News. Stupid college kid from Kansas City, Kansas who likes french fries, Sartre, and smiling.

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    if I hear "holistic review" one more time today I'm gonna barf

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    Dancing 7-Year-Old Looks To Expand Fan Base From Parents To Parents' Friends

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    "He was nice, but then casually let it slip that has access to both HuluPlus & Netflix. That's when I knew we came from 2 different worlds."

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  10. tfw ur the only brown person in a small german town

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    Frustrated Man Doesn’t Know What Else He Can Do To Get Cat Purring

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    Sure, Millennials use the word "hashtag" in spoken conversation, but we're leaving them a scorched & ruined earth, so it balances out.

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    Nick Jonas was only 15 when he wrote Burnin' Up

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    We get it Hillary, you smoke weed

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    I just shazam'd two cats fighting in an alley and it said it was Radiohead?

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    4 Hours Scrolling Through Facebook Before Bed Referred To As ‘Winding Down’

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    "Date my daughter, date me. It’s as simple as that.”

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    [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."

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