Karl the Fog  

@KarlTheFog

All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.

San Francisco, CA
Регистриран през август 2010 г.

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  1. 22.07

    Today's SF forecast: • You'll get cold, put on hoodie • You'll get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll stop to sit down, get cold, put on hoodie • You'll walk uphill, get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll walk downhill, get cold, put on hoodie • Repeat until September

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  2. 19.07

    Nothing says summer in San Francisco like a space heater near the couch and 3 extra blankets on the bed

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  3. 19.07

    It’s taken me hundreds of years to perfect that straight line

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  4. 18.07

    Current view of San Francisco: ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️🌁☁️☁️☁️☁️

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  5. 18.07
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  6. 18.07

    Things that are foggy: me Things that aren't foggy: San Francisco if global warming keeps up so march with and keep me around for another few millennia

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  7. 17.07

    Today’s high: 68 degrees Today’s low: when the US president doesn’t believe his own country’s intel one day and then changes his mind the next day

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  8. 17.07

    Today’s forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of treason

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  9. 16.07

    Sweeping into San Francisco for Sunday night dinner

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  10. 14.07

    My happy place is San Francisco

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  11. 5.07

    Current temperatures NYC: 89 Boston: 92 Philly: 94 DC: 91 Chicago: 89 Atlanta: 88 St Louis: 96 Phoenix: 108 Salt Lake City: 95 Dallas: 96 San Francisco: 65

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  12. 5.07

    You know how much I love ruining the 4th of July. But it’s been a shitty year and you deserve a break, so I’m taking the night off. Happy independence from me day. 💥☁️🇺🇸💥🇺🇸☁️💥

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  13. 4.07

    Tonight’s forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of disappointment

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  14. 4.07

    Will you be able to see fireworks tomorrow in SF?

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  15. 1.07
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  16. 1.07

    Clarification of what’s going on: -I came back from vacation last night so it’s foggy -The smoke from the fire reached SF last night so the combo is making everything look yellow/red -Children shouldn’t be in cages and Trump is still a pathological liar

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  18. 24.06

    💨 Feel that wind? 🌤 See those tiny clouds floating across the sky? 🌈 I’m back and ready to celebrate gray pride

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  19. 23.06
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  20. 23.06

    It’s already above 70 and it’s not even 10am. Welcome to the worst day ever.

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