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One Direction - Best Song Ever PARODY! Key of Awesome #75

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One Direction is still doing what they're told for your enjoyment.
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Lyrics:
HARRY
Steal an anthem from The Who.
LIAM
Who?
HARRY
Take Tenacious D's old concept. (Tribute)
LOUIS
Swipe a character from Cruise.
Little girls won't know the difference.
ZAYN
We can't write or dance or play or sing,
But we're pretty good at modeling.
1D
Here's a half ass track that they slapped together.
If you just hit mute it'll sound much better.
We'd write our own songs, but we can't do better.
If we just stay cute we can sing whatever
NIALL
I could go bla bla bla
ZAYN
I can go Fart fart fart fart
ALL
We could go (GIANT BURP)
LITTLE GIRL
Oh my god I could taste it!
DIRECTOR
Don't forget do guy stuff.
NIALL
Like football?
DIRECTOR
No, Piggyback leapfrop and grabass (I'll show you)
LIAM
Help me trash this ladies' desk
SECRETARY
I just work here, wha?
ZAYN
Throwing papers is so badass.
SECRETARY
Hey why do you have to mess with me?
As if this job weren't already shitty.
ALL
Cus they make us play like we are rebellious.
We can't be bossed around, at least that's what they tell us.
We're just really a bunch of polite young fellas.
If we disobey them, they're gonna geld us,
And make us go
oh oh oh
E e e
While they touch our butthoooooles
DIRECTOR
Whoooo.
LOUIS
You know you know I know I know
LIAM
Louis' finally lost it
Hee Haw, See saw, EEEEAWW
DIRECTOR
Hey let's take his wallet.
SECRETARY 2
What the F.
You little bitches wrecked my desk.
You better clean up this mess
Or we're gonna kick your ass.
1D
Trying to be badass was a failed endeavor
HARRY
I bet would could take them if we worked together
1D
We're running out of words we can rhyme with ever.
KOA TEAM
This might be our last 1D Parody ever.
BIEBER
But like the great Justin Bieber said "Never say Never."
MARK
All right enough. I'm sick of this boy band crap. Cut. Do the logo thing.

Holy S*** I'm Playing All Of The Parts! Key of Awesome #73

by Barely Political 828,584 views

Mark's tribute to YouTube musicians & himself! Download EMW Music Group's album Shuffle http://www.emwshuffle.org to listen to the original song, "Rewrite" by Tatiana Owens (@tatianaowens)

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Directed by Tom Small
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Lighting by Matt Giudice
Production Assistance by Kristen Brancaccio
Set and Wardrobe by Anastasia Douglas
Drum Sequence Edit by Doug Larsen
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Start A Mumford Band! Key of Awesome #71

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The Key of Awesome gang shows you how to channel your inner hipster and start a Mumford band!
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LYRICS:
Grab every single one of your friends
And start a Mumford band
Take a Mumford stand
Ya don't need a drummer in a Mumford Band
Ya just stomp your feet and ya clap yer hands
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Pack yer bags. We're goin' to mumford land
We got our own spoonman
Scuse me sir I'd like to know where is this Mumford land?
It's somewhere between Limmerick and Williamsburg Brookland
So pull up your suspenders, chug another jug of wine
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899
We strum on our guitars so hard, we break our strummin' hands
We use the toaster filter when we post on instagram
We used to be the house band for The Antiques Roadshow
Someone sound the trumpets now lets do some hey's and ho's
Ho's and Hey's
Hey's and Ho's
3 cheers for the Lumineers
They're a Mumford Band
And Phillips Phillips
He's a Mumford man
Well he's more of a Mumford kid.
We saw "Oh Brother Where art Thou"
And said lets start a band right now
Our clothing and our songs are hand me downs (spoon solo)
They way we play is pure and honest
bordering on weird and Amish
Technology is what we abolish in Mumfordland
Cus we're a Mumford band
The oldest latest fad
Laddie plays the washboard, Wendel plays the fipple flute
Bare Knuckle boxing's How they settle band disputes
Emmet plays the jews harp and Bill plays his own mustache
Thaddeus the barkeep and he makes us cocktails in a flash
Joe scratches the victrola like an old timey DJ
Jill's on social media she twitters from the stage
We've got too many members now the stage is cavin' in
Can't tell where the audience ends and where the band begins
Hey mumford fans
We need an ambulance

Macklemore - Thrift Shop PARODY! Key of Awesome #69

by Barely Political 4,286,097 views

Marklemore has a new pet project.

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LYRICS:
Hey Marklemore, can we go pet shopping?
Woof woof woof woof
Meow meow (repeat)

MARKLEMORE
I'm gonna pet some cats
And I got snasages in my pocket
Lookin' for Llama
Or maybe an iguana
This is a nice possum
Walk into the store like what up I need a peacock
Say "Yo Adrian" to the cashier at the pet shop
Up in the front there's a newborn husky
The people like damn that's a cute ass puppy
The managers annoyed with me accuses me of loitering
Sir you have to buy something
I just won the lottery
Now I will fulfill my dream
Of a snake shopping spree
But can I get a guarantee
That they won't strangle me
Hiiiiiiiiissssssssss
Shit. I'll just keep them in the bathroom.
I'll take a basket 10 cats and a casket for dead rats
And a case of wee wee pads
Cus I hate pickin' up scat
A Ceasar Milan back pack
For my Rodigian Ridgeback
Where can I buy some diet mice
So my snakes don't get too fat
Imma take your Basset Hound
Ima take your Chow Chows
For real I'll emincipate these furry bitches now !
I'll take some nasty ass salmon treats for my 10 kittens
And since it's winter lemme git 40 small mittens
They had a neutered beagle
I bought a neutered beagle
He's got an empty sack
But he keeps on humpin' people
My room was a pigsty now it's a zoo
I can't walk through without steppin on some shitzu
I just bought blind dog who might be deaf too
The puppyheads will be like
GIRL
Awwwww, is he a rescue?
MARKLEMORE
Yeah
GIRL
Well he's hella cute
MARKLE MORE
Hella so are you. So, do you live around here?
KID
Pet store. Pettin' cats
MARKLEMORE
Get outta here, kid.
I'm gonna hoard some cats
Got about 25 in my apartment
Just like an awful
Depressing commercial
With Sarah McLaughlin




This dog is old as shit
He's got a plastic hip
I taught him three new tricks
Stay right there, play dead, and sit
I'm Dr. Doolittle
My place is full of bull
This shark is really cool
Can I store him in your pool?
I better sell some pets
They don't pay rent for this apartment
They just sit around
Lookin' for a hand out
For this I blame Obama
CREEPY KID
Is that your grandma's dog?
MARKLEMORE
Who's kid is this?

One Direction - Kiss You Parody!! Key Of Awesome #67

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1D's new director is giving them a lot more than just one direction...

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Lyrics!!

ZAYN
Oh I'm just tryin' to make it to the beauty
salon
Get out of my way I gotta get my nails done
Gonna get my eye brows threaded then
then I'll get
a funky skunky stripe put on my head

HARRY
Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from?
Looks like he gave birth to me from his skunk bum

LIAM
Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light
l think I'm feelin' motorcycle sick

DIRECTOR
You're not as cute
as these other two.
So let's just move you there
Now mince about, and act as though you're having fun

NIALL
He only gives us one
di rec tion

DIRECTOR
Now run from the waaaaaaaaaaaave.

ZAYN
I need more Hair Spraaaaaaaaay

LIAM
This wanker is a
sad old man

LOUIS
He's got us dressed like
old man bands

1D
Can we take a breaaaaaaaak

DIRECTOR
No bloody waaaaaay
Now put on your swimsuits

Spoken:
LIAM
Aw C'mon. We're quite pasty.
NIALL
We've yet to develop muscles

ZAYN
Oooh This one director won't ever let us leave

DIRECTOR
You can leave as soon as you hit puberty

ZAYN
Come on mate, its cold in here look over here
Harry's crying frozen tears.

LIAM
He's dead

NIALL
Well they tell us we're like Elvis back when he was a kid
I hope we don't die on the toilet like he did
Someone let me off the ride, I'm dying inside

DIRECTOR
This is the worlds smallest violin
Lets have you twoooo
Remove those sailor suits
and dress like prostitutes, yeah.




ZAYN
The saddest part is we're not getting
paid that much

LIAM
They never even buy us lunch
and that's not faaaaaaaaair

ZAYN
How is my HAAAAAIR?

DIRECTOR
Now put on these assless chaps
I bought them at the Assless Gap
Let's do 50 Shaaaaaaades
of Graaaaay
and let him hit you
Here's a tissue
I just tricked you
I made you sniff glue
Now let me fist you
Ha ha ha ha I'm just kidding
Just checking if you were listening
Let's go hillbiilly hand fishing

Now lets do the ending from Broke
Back Mountain

HARRY
I think I'm starting to have fun

DIRECTOR
Try to make him staaaaay
and that's when you say

HARRY AND LOUIS
I wish I could quit you.
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Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together PARODY!! KOA #64

by Barely Political 11,687,372 views

Taylor confronts Jake Gyllenhaal about their uh "relationship" and maybe takes it a little too far!
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LYRICS
I got dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal
last year
So I bought this  hipster voodoo doll
with a beard
I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs
Still he won't return my calls Why?
I'm calling just to say that I've moved on
With my life
This'll be the last time that I call
Tonight
Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn
I say I love  you . We hates him. the precious, Smeagol
Ooooooooh One side of me gets the hint but
PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT
This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy
We were never ever ever actually together
Sweetie remember member member
smoking crack together
We ate chalk
and did bath salts
and had sex with a tree
Um We have never ever done any of that together
Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it.
Yeah, I remember that. Me too.
I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills
Flintstones
These voices in my head feel like a drill
Gollum
He's telling me that we have to kill
your mom, but I can't seem to trigger this bomb. Darn
MMMMMMMMM
I can't hear you through the gag
Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries
She can never ever ever be put back together
Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater
I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a Kennedy  Yippee!
Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century
They got shot, his plane got lost
and this ones dating me.
If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER
He will be dismembered
My precious

Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me PARODY! Key of Awesome #62

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Justin Bieber is all grown up and ready to fight for love!
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LYRICS:

BIEBER
That guy sure was grumpy
No one can touch me
As long as I'm swaggy
Whatever that means
Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing
That fool don't know meI do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting
I'm hot shit, I'm way cool
I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool
And also I have bodyguards
No one can touch me
I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat
Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke
Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts
Someone call 9 11111111111111111 this sucks
GIRLFRIEND
How many nines was that?
BIEBER
It's just a flesh wound
He's drivin' on my head
But I'm just playin' possum
There goes my front tooth
When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him
Come back here, we ain't done
That's just my arm. I got another one
This shit just got real
He folded my legs back
Ripped off my nutsack
Stuck me with thumbtacks
He must be mad
Pushed me off the roof
Beat me with phone books
How does my face look?
GIRL
It's not that bad
BIEBER
No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie.
BIG SEAN
I don't if you know this but
Yo ass looks pretty torn up
That old man from Kill Bill
needs to take a chill pill
I don't know happened son you said you knew karate
But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song chopped off your whole body
DAD
That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'
Do the Booty Jam Do the Booty Jam
Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam
You're telling me you never heard this?
BIEBER
Calling Beliebers it's Justin Bieber
Put me in the freezer to preserve my head
EMPEROR
We'll resurrect him
We can perfect him
We'll reanimate back from the Dead
Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise
Shawty
Join the Dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide
BIEBER
Swaggy
EMPEROR
Justin, can you hear me?
BIEBER
That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber.

Summer Jam Song! Key of Awesome #60!

by Barely Political 2,448,600 views

A song based entirely on your suggestions!
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Call Me Maybe PARODY! The Key Of Awesome #58

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It's the worst "morning after" ever!
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LYRICS:
CARLY
We met last night at the club
You told me you were in love
Came home and smushed in the tub
And now you're in my yard
Woke up and saw you were gone
Your running across my lawn
without your pants or shoes on
Here comes my St. Bernard
Vodka was flowin'
Butt cleavage was showin'
Your mind I was blowin'
Man we were so freaking wasted
Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is Carly
But all my doctors, just call me "crazy"
I made you poptarts with extra gravy
But I'm a call girl, you have to pay me!
Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazy
Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me
The doors are locked now. You can't escape me.
C'mon lets do sex again
I want to be more than friends
Look how far my legs can bend
DOUG
I'm sorry I can't stay
Look I don't mean to be rude
But, I don't think that we screwed
CARLY
I've got the pictures to prove it
Hey don't look away
You're my one and only
That's what my dog told me
But, don't think you own me
Now lets sacrifice some chickens
I've got some hand cuffs
Feel free to spank me
But here's the safe word
It's "call me maybe"
CARLY
Hey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me
DOUG
They don't look like they're really playing
CARLY
Crap that's my husband he's in the navy
He's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy.
HUSBAND
I'm gonna kill you cus that's my "laaaady"
What's going on here?
CARLY
He tried to rape me
HUSBAND
When people try to rape "my wife" it makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad
I'm gonna kick your ass
Come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real man
So call me maybe

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What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction Parody! Key of Awesome #57

by Barely Political 32,653,810 views

One Direction Parody!
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LYRICS:
Look at my face, so sweet and pure
They let me sing even though I have a stu-u-uter
We're hangin' tough We punch the air
Cus like the honeybadger we don't f***ing caaaaaare
This song was made by a gay computer
We all sing high cus we're neutered
Baby we make real bands go home and slit their wrists.
We are the seventh sign of the apocalypse
We running now cus we don't know what water is
You don't know Oh oh You don't know we're terrible
You thought that boy bands were dead, and gone,
But just like cancer, and aids we're still going strong
10 million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong.
Let's all point and run
Pointing at stuff is such fun Point Point
We don't know we're almost done
What's going on? I see your thong
Girl, did you know that I've got the same one ooon
We're on the beach doing a sport
We didn't bring any beach stuff not even shorts
Here comes a girl who was paid to be here
Lets all split one luke warm beer
Me and my four friends all want you so desperately
Now that I say that out loud it sounds quite creepy
Come back here, you're not in danger of pregnancy
Cus we don't know oh oh
We don't what boners are
Now lets do the nana part
This is the part where we na nana
Every hit song needs a na nana
You'll wake up at night screaming na nana
My grandmothers nickname is Nana
And now I'll point at the place where you make babies
I want somebody to grow old and point with me.
I like the fact that we wear the same size Capri's
I don't know oh oh
I don't know that I'm gay yet
Someday he'll come out of the closet
In five years I will O.D. on heroin
One of will be the Justin, I think it's me
Oh I don't think so, bro I will be the Justin one
You will be the fat Fatone
F**k you
I will be in Musicals

Somebody That I Used To Know - WOTE Parody! Key of Awesome #55!

by Barely Political 17,882,852 views

WOTE is getting tired of sharing one guitar!

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MARK
Now and then we like to play one guitar together
And that's convenient since we only have the one
Tony sold our other instruments
To pay some gangsters but he's still in debt
And if they catch him he will surely be dismembered
Tony is addicted to wide array of narcotics
He claims they help him write but we're a cover band
I'm not sure why we keep him in the band
Maybe it's because he drives the van
The rest of us can only drive an automatic
TODD
This used to just be my guitar
Now Dave is banging on it like he's fucking Tito Puente
We look sad because we're starved
Tonight for dinner we're splitting a candy bar
We are the poorest band in the world
We have to act like we are camping, but we're really homeless
I don't even own this voice We had to borrow it from Peter Gabriel
Don't you know you gotta shock the monkey
MARK
Climbing up on Salsbury Hill
TODD
Sledge hammer
DOUG
OOMPA LOOMPA DOPATY DO
My feet are cold cus Tony sold my shoes
STASIA
I don't think that we should blame our problems all on Tony
Tony not the only dead beat in this band
I don't want to name any names
But Derek, Timothy, and Dave
Each have fooled around with me
I threw up this morning and I'm gonna have a band baby
TODD
You could've mentioned that before
How can we afford to put a kid through kindergarten.
MARK
Hey guys where did Tony go
You all know that Tony can't be left alone
TODD
Now he's got the camera
and If he sells it then we'll officially have nothing
Theres nothing Tony can't destroy
But none of us knows do the plinky noise
EVERYONE
The clinky noise
TODD
We need Tony
EVERYONE
To do the clinky noise
TODD
Somebody get Tony
EVERYONE
He does the clinky noise
TODD
And send us some money
EVERYONE
For the clinky noise
STASIA
My stomach feels funny

Pitbull - My Own Song! (Rain Over Me Parody ft. Marc Anthony, J-Lo) Key of Awesome #53

by Barely Political 7,311,306 views

PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help!
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LYRICS:
PITBULL
Mr. Worldwide! Red 1
Got my very own song!
Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305,
and as always, Da le!
Here's a special song I made it just for you,
Did it all by myself its my solo debut
This time it's all mine,
I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme
I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind
No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca!
"Donde esta la biblioteca?"
I'm just kiddin' I don't read
Now...what to rap about?
MARC ANTHONY
Since J-Lo said goodbye
All I do is cry
And watch romantic comedies
PITBULL
We already did that song!
MARC ANTHONY
Why ay ay is she dating that young guy
My kids tell me he's muy sexy
PITBULL
You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony
PITBULL
I said you could crash for a week not a year
You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears
C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat
you're bound to find a booty that's just as fat.
Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang,
If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's
(spoken) more like PF Cha ching. Tally!
MARC ANTHONY
I just can't leave her behind
I wish I could turn back time
But I don't the technology
PITBULL
Knowledge
MARC ANTHONY
Hey why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side?
PITBULL
[spoken] Shut up
MARC ANTHONY
Now even Pitbull's mad at me.
PITBULL
I forgive you
U a rockstar man u almost handsome
We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on
Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong)
Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door
J-LO
Hey Pitbull Imma keep it short
Just came by to get Marc's child support
PITBULL
Marc Anthony he disappeared
he's definitely not anywhere around here
J-LO
Cut the mierda I know you're not alone
I can smell his nasty Brut cologne
Also the kids have to go to the dentist,
I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice.
PITBULL
Donald
MARC ANTHONY
I-I-I want to know when your heart died
J-LO
Don't take another step towards me
PITBULL
Both of you stop it can't you just get along?
Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat,
Tell me your problems but do it to the beat,
J-LO
He dresses like he on Fantasy Island
MARC ANTHONY
She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds
PITBULL
I know how this relationship went off track
I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts.
See J-Lo's much more attractive than you
She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue
Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys
But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi
J-Lo
Who's that?
PITBULL
He played in Fargo.
J-Lo
Oh my god, he does.
PITBULL
Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix
STUDIO GUY
Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six.
PITBULL
Say what? DAAAAAAAAALE!

Justin Bieber - Mistletoe PARODY! Key of Awesome #51!

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Justin Bieber wants to get with you- but keep it on the down-low!
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LYRICS
I get more ass than a toilet seat
Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street
My life is an endless buffet of hoes
I been pimpin ever since my voice got low
Christmas is a time for charity
So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me
I could be partying with hookers and blow
Instead I'm here with you on the down low
With you, slumming with you
Hey you, you're only a two
Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe
You don't need that seat in front of the fire
You can stay warm with your spare tire
I don't know why your self esteem is low
Be sure to duck down if we see my bros
My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter
Just like the chicks that work down at hooters
Here comes one now girl you got to go
No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe
Eww I stepped in some poo
Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new
You look like you're going to throw up
(watch the Jordans yo)
Jesus was born in a barn
Girl would you please push the car
We're making a left on to the interstate
Why do you complain so much
Your butt looks big with that crutch
Don't forget we're going dutch
Did I mention that it's Christmas
I can't decide which girl I like best
Maybe I should have you fight to the death
I know I don't treat you like I should
But I send you an autograph and it's all good
You are not the girl that I prefer
When I go out with her you can be the chauffer
Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?
I never really learned to drive oh nooooo
That was totally rude
Who are you? paternity suit?  I'm screwed
Lets keep this on the down low, baby
Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back?
What would Aqua man do in this situation?

Halloween Battle! The Key Of Awesome #49

by Barely Political 1,876,456 views

The guys are tired of the ladies getting all the attention on Halloween! It's a sexy battle of the sexes!

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LYRICS

DEEJAY
Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here
GIRLS




On Halloween we rule the night!
Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight!
DEEJAY
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there.
MARK
Inside the club it's a treasure of chests
But outside in the line it's a sausage fest
TODD
The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx
This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks
Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough
Was your costume on sale cus it is half off
MARK
We're totally sexy we're totally hot
What do those witches got that we ain't got
TODD
We's could walk around all scantily clad
MARK
Wait a second that idea ain't half bad
It's time to break free of Halloween oppression
To be a sexy bee that is the question
Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half
BUZZ
We're putting the ween back in Halloween
MARK
If we all band together then no one will laugh
BUZZ
I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning"
MARK
Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain
You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train
DEEJAY
Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door, That's right make room for the guys!
It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!!
Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year.
FRENCH MAID
You can't be sexy No freakin' way
You spoiled our night now it's time to pay
MARK
Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O,




A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe
TODD
You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better
We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater
MOM
I'm dressed up as a sexy mom
Wearing only a baby and five coupons
BUZZ
I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear
JACKIE O
You might want to think about switching to light beer
LIBRIRIAN
Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian
CONAN
Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian
HOMELESS STRIPPER
I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid
I'll leave you horny, and a little offended
PUMPKIN KING
NOOOOO! ENOUGH!
You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King
By dressing up in costumes that are obscene
On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell
Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves
You guys are scary but in the wrong way
Are you about to sing YMCA?
If I wanted you to be half naked outside
I would've put the holiday in freakin' July
Cover yourself for the love of Candy.
Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home?
Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo. I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo.
Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering?

Adele Someone Like You PARODY! Key of Awesome #47

by Barely Political 6,342,866 views

Adele's ex-boyfriend REVEALED!
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Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/digi2012dc
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimore
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Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012boston
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012cleveland
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.com
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co

LYRICS:
I wrote another song about
me wanker ex he's a worthless lout
His name is Timothy Matthews
He lives on 5 Rubbish Road flat number 22
Please harass his ass on Facebook till he loses all his marbles
If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles
Push him down the stairs and pull him up by his nostrils
Did I mention
He has herpes (and warts)
I'll never stop talkin' shite about you
I wish nothing but, arse worms
for Timmy Matthews
If you cross me
You're dead
I'll hide under your bed
Next time you check the mail
You'll find your new girlfriend's head
Oi Adelle I think you've lost the plot haven't you? Two can play at this game. Gimme that mic
Adele's got bipolar disorder
She's an angry drunk and a kitten hoarder
She left out the verse where she cheated on me
With all her roadies and Mr. Bean
I always brought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed
You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you pleased
You offered me some lovin
Then you gave me a dutch oven
And you kicked my arse on Christmas
Everyone of your songs is untrue
I caught herpes and dick warts from you
Children tell me to drop dead
They throw milkshakes at me head
Even the Queen once said,
Fuck you Adele's boyfriend
Nevermind all that stuff about Tim Matthews.
Instead lets focus on Neal Kent from primary school
Cus he used to kick my chair
Then he put glue in my hair
He called me a cabbage head
Lets ruin his life instead

A**-Hole on the Beach! Key of Awesome #45

by Barely Political 1,855,279 views

Mark's Labor Day on the beach is interrupted by some beach offenders!

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Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co

LYRICS

MARK
Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar

DRUNK GIRL
Class of 2012

MARK
All you beach offenders out there you know you are

DRUNK GIRL
Party People in the house tonight bleaaaaaah

MARK
White trash family who's sitting too close
Inbred family your children are gross
You never secure your umbrella. yeah there it goes

REDNECK
Git the umbrella Shane! The wind done swept er up again!

MARK
Why do humans always ruin what I love the most?

Beach goer who gets stabbed by the umbrella
Ahhhhhhhh my stomach

REDNECK
Oh no! Why does this always happen?

MARK
Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations

LI LADY
You know I can't eat that because of my Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Four abortions?

MARK
I don't need to hear all about your old operations

LI LADY
I have to have it drained twice a week. You wanna see?

MARK
A-hole with a metal detector
Your T- shirt says bikini inspector
Sand castle pervert is making six foot dong

SANDCASTLE PERVERT
This is my masterpiece!

MARK
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake
I think we can agree that was a mistake
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
Old man in a speedo everyone can see your old balls

OLD MAN
Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my the back of my thighs?

MARK
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
Excuse me fisherman can I borrow your chum
Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is just good clean fun

PitBull - Give Me Everything PARODY! Key Of Awesome #43

by Barely Political 19,114,174 views

Pitbull is having a party, but nobody wants to come! ft Ne-Yo, Nayer, Regis, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Josh Groban, Waldo, Neo, Ron Weasley, Gandalf, and Lassie!

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Additional vocals by Anastasia Douglas
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Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimore
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Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012boston
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012cleveland
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.com
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co

LYRICS:

PITBULL
Me not working hard?Yeah right capture that with a polaroidJust take it and shake it - wait - they no longer make it?Then try preparation H for your hemorrhoidsJust made a million for that - my checkbook's on steroidsPitbull, Nayer, Ne-yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie

NE-YO
Guess what, we just banged in the elevator
That was fun I'll call you later
Oh no were trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow
Oh, god I can't breathe

NAYER
I am whispering
Because I can't sing
Have you seen Ne-yo
No not that Neo
He said to meet him here
He has my underwear
I'm just eye candy

NE-YO
Call the fire department tell em hey
We are trapped and our phones have died
This is payback from my wife
Try and pull the doors apart
Oh c'mon, did you just fart?

PITBULL
Now lemmie get this right,
Sent all my people the evite, and they said they was attendin'
But tonightIt seems like nobody was payin' atten-tion
It's insane to me that my friends can't focus
Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus
They need to stop spreadin' A.D.D or get them some Ritalin
I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin
Wait - did I say June or July baby?
Now that's going to drive my mind crazy.
Not even Waldo showed, I can never find him anyway though
Dalek
Excuse me, Even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight
James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and "Poke ya in the eye".Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up, and the dragon fly Check out the 7th grade photo
Dolly
Lassie, you made it! What's that you sayin, girl? Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator? But he's right over here.
Oh, you mean the other Neo. Damn, you an inspirational dog. What kind a breed are you? Ah, just as I suspected: Collie

NE-YO
You guys I've been stuck in here since five
Had to eat this chick to survive
I didn't realise this red button opened the doors
That's hilarious

Katy Perry - E.T. ft. Kanye West PARODY! Key Of Awesome #41!

by Barely Political 6,583,521 views

Kanye is forcing Katy to turn her sweet song into a pervy alien space romp!

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Russell Brand played by Todd Womack

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Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012houston
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/digi2012dallas
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/digi2012dc
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimore
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012nyc
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012boston
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012cleveland
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.com
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co

LYRICS:

KANYE
I got on silver pants I'm in a Spaceship
I'm not a Sissy, but I'm feelin' kinda Spacek
I'm the greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw uuuuuup
cus I ate at Space Pizza Hut
Had to move to outer space the only place my head can fit
Gonna find a borg chick and go to space bed with it
Knocked up a Neptunian created a new race
Dated a Plutonian, but only got to 5th base

KATY
Kanye why are you here?
I don't like this version
You're not on the album

KANYE
Katy uh let me be clear uh
Every single pop hit
Needs a rapper on it

KATY
This song's about Russell B.
It's got nothing to do with
Doin' it with blue chicks.

RUSSEL BRAND
Katy it's okay with me
I'm actually quite enjoying this

KATY
I tried to write a smart song
With deep symbolism
They've got me made up
Like a space slut who dances for Jabba the Hutt

CHORUS
Sell me s s sell me
Bury all my talent
With robotic sounds and
Auto t t tuning
Package me to death
And don't forget my chest
More, product placemiiient
We've got to pay the rent
Mix Wall-E with T and A
Now, here's more from Kanyeee ay

KANYE
Come take a ride on my rocket
Give you a grand tour of my cockpit
Why does it burn every time I go space pee
I musta caught a case of E.T.V.D.
Them green whores gave me iridescent sores
Why did I boldly go where so many had gone before?
Too many seventeensomes with romulans
Next time I'll have to pack a stack of plasma condioms

KATY
Pop life is no longer fun
I'm flyin' to the sun

RUSSEL
But who will raise the benjamins
I can't afford this mansion

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Eminem, Rihanna and more! Put Down the Phone! It's Key of Awesome #39!

by Barely Political 1,931,906 views

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We Are The World: Key of Awesome!
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, PitBull, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Eminem, Elton John, and the Black Eyed Peas join together to tell you to put down the phone.

BIEBER
There comes a time
When you feel the need to tweet
Something sweet while walking across the street

GAGA
There are people trying
To conversatiate with you

PITBULL
You being rude rude
there's no excuse scuse
and your attitude is not cute

Will I am
We can't sit by

TABOO AND Apl De App
SIT BY!

Will I am
And watch our children's minds

TABOO and Apl De App
Fragile minds

Will I am
Turn to mush, in front of miniature screens

TABOO and Apl De App
We need a screen vaccine

OBAMA
Malia and Sasha
Are obsessed with Fruit Ninja

EMINEM
Haley I don't want to see you playing your PSP on the count of 3 it's gonna belong to me. 1 2 3

Chorus

RIHANNA
Put down the phone eh eh
Put down your i-pad

EMINEM
I'll set it on fire!

J-LO
Just take a time out from technology
And make eye contact
(Make eye contact)

LAMBERT
There's an entire nation
Of Morons trying to drive

KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND
While watching terrible movies
Like Rush Hour 3

ELTON JOHN
Awwww pull em aside

GAGA
Scream into their tiny ears

ELTON AND GAGA
So they hear the message loud and clear

FRANK
And Todd has shown us with his shiny chrome dome head
It's never wrong to slap someone else's kids.

DALE
Whoa whoa whoa now

KANYE
Get off Facebook
Stop playing Farmville

COOKIE MUNCHER
Farmville stupid

ADELLE
Go play outside you need Vitamin D
Your looking quite ill

Xavier
There are leaves for raking
And Chimneys that need a sweep

MAGNETO
And God forbid you read a book
Without sexy Vampires

EVERYONE
Hang on a sec (just a sec) I need to take this (it's important)
Hey what's up man? No its totally cool I'm just recording (it's no biggie)

Did you talk to Tommy
He's such a doo doo head

I know and I was like whatevs
and OMG


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Key of Awesome Acoustic Jam!

by Barely Political 503,172 views

Mark, Jake, Todd, and Stasia practice playing acoustic Key of Awesome songs for the DigiTour!

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Dave Days, Destorm, The Gregory Brothers, David Choim Mystery Guitar Man - all going to be there!
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Apr 27
Vienna, VA
Jammin' Java
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$15.00
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Dave Days, Destorm, Ricky Ficarelli, David Choi, The Gregory Brothers, The Key of Awesome, Christina Grimmie

Apr 28
West Chester, PA
The Note
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Lancaster, PA
Chameleon
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$10.00
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Dave Days, Destorm, Ricky Ficarelli, David Choi, The Gregory Brothers, The Key of Awesome, Christina Grimmie

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Baltimore, MD
Sonar
(410) 783-7888
$10.00
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Dave Days, Destorm, Ricky Ficarelli, David Choi, The Gregory Brothers, The Key of Awesome, Christina Grimmie

May 01
New York, NY
Gramercy Theatre
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$18.00
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Dave Days, Destorm, Ricky Ficarelli, David Choi, The Greogry Bros, Christina, The Key of Awesome, Kimmi Smiles

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LADY GAGA - Born This Way Parody - The Key of Awesome #36

by Barely Political 6,087,017 views

Gaga is bored of doing all this crazy s**t!

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Written by Mark Douglas with Michael Reisman
Directed by Tom Small

LYRICS:

Intro:
This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon , a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians,  The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads.  On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, "From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs.  The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait, which Madonna songs?"  The Mucus heads said nothing because they we're mucusheads. Thus began the dance war.  Now watch this unrelated video

It doesn't matter if you make due, or make doo doo, (she bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry.   Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say...gravy
 
Verse:
My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
Hey hey hey
If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it's just an homage.
Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky sci fi gay pride collage

Chorus:
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby
I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What If I bang Santa Clause
 
Post-Chorus:
When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away

Everyone is super gay
Gay gay gay everyday
Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays

Don't be a rainbow be a flag
Don't drink the tea just lick the bag




Don't be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low

Verse:
I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor
This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me becuase when he frowns it looks like a grin 

Chorus:
Don't go for second best ba...
Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe i am second best.
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes

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Winter Girls Song! The Key of Awesome #34!!

by Barely Political 2,517,631 views

Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter!

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directed by Tom Small
music: Jake Chudnow
lyrics: Mark Douglas and Todd Womack

Aww yeah lay down that sensual massage jam cus its wintertime.
Ohh its cold, but I like it
You slip you gloves on
Slip your gloves on
You wrap a scarf around your neck and face
Like a sexy Russian peasant if there is such a thing
Then you get one of them things that's not a hat or a headband. It's kinda both
What the hell do you call that head muff hatband?
I don't know but it's sexy as heeeeeell.
And I'm willing to bet it was on sale.
It's wintertime and the livin' is freezy
Women are like dwarves, grumpy and sneezy
Angry faces and chilly cheeks
Wind blows so hard that your eyeballs leak
Well let me tell you bout my particular fetish
See I like a girl's nose when it's runny and reddish
The colder it is the more I get hot
I'll make out with your nose, I don't mind the snot
When it's cold as a witches you know what
You can call me a squirrel cus I'm bustin' nuts
Walkin' out of the Starbucks with a grande tea
Puffy coat makes you look like a Manatee
You hit a patch of ice trip slip and fall
Right now you don't feel too sexy at all
But that's where you're wrong girl, you're lookin' fine.
Slidin' down the hill on your behind
I don't care if your classy I don't mind if you're trashy
Just as long as your skin feels dry and ashy
I'll take you home and heat you up cus you're my frozen dinner
Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter
Wintertime girls you know you really rock my world
Snug as a bug in a rug
Wearin' nothing but gloves and Uggs
Wintertime ladies c'mon lets make some frozen babies
That don't make no sense.
Shut up.
Now we're back in the pad with two frozen chicks
I put on some jams, a cool wintry mix.
There's no need to rush things lets just chill
Can I interest you in a vodka Nyquil?
I got her in the room; she said "my hands are frozen
Can you turn up the heat?" I said nah it's broken.
I'll suck your frozen toes while you blow your nose
Lets put on more clothes girl I don't need to see those.
Most dudes just wanna see your breasts,
I wanna turn up the AC and see your breath
Some like the lights on and some like it dark
I wanna cover you up like Kenny from South Park
She said that's cool I understand the rules
Let me go slip into something less comfortable.
She went out then came back covered head to toe
She was moving kinda slow but she was ready to go.
We fooled around for a while till we needed some air
I uncovered her face and it was covered in hair
Wintertime hoes just made me make out with my bro
Ewwwwww that was disgusting man EWWW.
Yeah that was gross, but like if we're all covered up what's the difference really?
That's a good point.

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Eminem Gift Rapper Song!

by Barely Political 1,313,648 views

Why are dad's so hard to buy gifts for?
Eminem vents through this gift rap.

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Love the Way You Lie:
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Not Afraid:
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Lyrics:

(spoken) Man, this holiday season was crazy. I didn't know what to get nobody. I went all over the place, just lookin' for gifts. then i went to another place. then I had to go from that place to get back to the first place, cuz i got kinda lost. then i just got everybody what i always get 'em. Gift cards. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. then i ate too much 


Yo it's here, that time of year, when the world is sincere




Whisper yer list in Santa's ear as you pull on his beard
He says he'll make it so then he goes ho ho ho
But my whole family knows that I'm the one with the dough
So now I'm back at the mall so I can shop for them all
next year I swear I'm gonna have this all done by the fall
 
You gotta start early son cus if you fail to plan, you plan to fail you know what I'm sayin'?
 
I never knew my dad but if I had I woulda got him a tie 
no that's a lie
If could I woulda got him a suit of the rack or some whack khaki slacks
Or some tools for that fool so he could fix up his pool
I could get him cologne that's inexpensive and stinky
Or a zerconium ring that he could wear on his pinky
Or perhaps a weed whacker for his unkempt lawn
Man, talking bout these dad gifts is making me yawn lets move on
 
(CHORUS)
I don't know why shopping is so hard
What do you buy for a bodyguard
 
I guess Santa Claus never got my letter,
Cus all I got was a reindeer sweater.
 
Huh Huh. Dads always be getting the short end a the stick you know what I'm saying.
 
I got dozens a cousins and friendemies on my list, theres always someone I miss
I'm always Rapping bout gifts I guess that why they call it gift rappin'

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Ke$ha - We R Who We R - Music Video Parody: Key of Awesome #30

by Barely Political 34,728,039 views

Kesha is trying 2 hRd.

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It's an app that helps bad singers make music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiBVTzQdsUE
Works on dogs too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4bmK-acEM

Written by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
Music production by Jake Chudnow

LYRICS:

I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up
I pulled this song out of my butt 
Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus
Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think its hilurious
This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok bla bla face
Wake up in tubs but never bathe
I just use Febrese

THAT'S GROSS
CHORUS

I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung
I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums
I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns
 
I'm peein' in your yard
I'm trying too hard

DAD
Ke$ha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness
When you walk you leave cloud of dust
 
MOM
Please girl, take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some scope
 
KE$HA
You don't understand what I'm about
 
MOM
Did something die inside your mouth?
 
KE$HA
I sing like a drunk buffoon
Then its fixed with autotune
Check out my new Ke$ha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes
 
MOM and DAD
That's gross
 
KE$HA
Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm
Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm
 
DAD
She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard
 
MOM
She's got a beetle her ear
 
KE$HA
Don't kill my career.

Guys...I'm melting.

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