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Reasons why Dan's a fail!
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BUTTERFINGERS
by danisnotonfire 811,869 views
Don't laugh, its recognised as a real disability nowadays.
hahaha. ^^
Thankyou so much to everybody that subscribed over the last couple of days!! It means alot!
And if you haven't yet, please subscribe!! :D
I hope you enjoy this video as it's an example of a type of video I'd like to do every now and then :]
& also the three songs featured in this video are probably the best three songs ever made.. you know its the truth.#
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Procrastination
by danisnotonfire 498,263 views
this actually happened,
i suck at life. xD
NEW VIDEO ON [Monday]lolsoz !
will adress some current issues and will be more real and vloggy than this.
sorry its been a while!
just wanted to let the new subscribers see my other two vids :]
hope your all doing well though!
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New Years Resolution Fail
by danisnotonfire 442,501 views
Happy 2010 everybody! :]
I sincerely wish you all good luck on your endeavours to get fit, adopt venezualans and or stop cake binging.
sorry for the 3 week gap guys!
ive been srs busy and stuffz.
but you should all prepare for an onslaught of REGULAR videos I have planned for the near future!! x]
I hope you're all doing well and that your year has gone well so far :)
x
If you want to know when I have a new video coming soon,
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SELF MUTILATION
by danisnotonfire 471,089 views
Unlisted as people were still sending things to my now closed PO box. (unlisted doesn't mean i'm trying to hide the video you spoons anyone with the link can see it)
this is a true story. and it happens every day xD
i take pride in having no dignity on this website. lmao
if you want to send me stuff ^^ the adress is: NOWHERE BECAUSE ITS CLOSED ATM SOZLOL
hope you guys enjoyed :D
i'll make a new truth or dare video soon!
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STUPID HANDSHAKES
by danisnotonfire 1,192,306 views
Am I the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH that suffers with this?!
Okay all jokey extremeness aside though, this is a serious problem for me.
Does anyone else share my awkwardness? D: hahaha
But hey pass this video to your friends maybe we can start a REVOLUTION!!
..no? ok.
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Dan Mail 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eriKsn1idu8 :D
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and sorrrryyyy it's been a while x] it's uni exam time and other lame excuses.
my next video will not take 3 weeks! *internet promise*
also a 2 minute video?! that shaves 15 minutes off my usual average xD
I'm sure my next video will be 6 minutes long so don't worry.
THANKS:]
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xxxsexyllamas.com
by danisnotonfire 1,559,156 views
the fear of anything innapropriate you've ever seen in your life ever suddenly appearing at the worst time imaginable.
i haven't actually been on that website by the way, i wonder what's there..
i hope you guys enjoy! :D
(new video very soon)
vyou have updated their website and it's supersupersuperawesome!!
sign up and check me out! ^__^ http://vyou.com/danisnotonfire
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SPIRAL OF LIES
by danisnotonfire 1,189,102 views
When an innocent white lie cascades in to a WHIRLING VORTEX OF MISERY.
also my extreme inability to walk into a full room. that story has actually happened about 8 times fml.
I hope you guys enjoy! :D
sorry for looking so horrendously ugly in this video, it's hot and sticky here!!
i don't look like this irl i promise.
(danmail 4 is delayed due to circumstances beyond my control)
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Inappropriate Winking
by danisnotonfire 1,934,419 views
it turns out High School Musical is like The Ring but instead of killing you it makes you awkwardly wink at people until you destroy your social life. (which is much worse)
hope u guyz liked the video! :]
and plz follow me on vyou! http://vyou.com/danisnotonfire ^__^
and my super awesome Gold Saucer t-shirt is from insert-coin clothing!
http://www.insertcoinclothing.com/tees/guys/gold-saucer/
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LEFT HANDEDISM
by danisnotonfire 1,799,057 views
Left handed discrimination suffered by Dan throughout his life.
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It's all true. (apart from the graphic violence)
are you left handed too? or do you sympathise? click here to tweet the video! http://clicktotweet.com/4kzd2 :D
hope you enjoy guys :)
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TSHIRTS! ^___^
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you can buy them from wherever you are in the world and they are amazing!
i hope you like them as much as i do :D
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go to http://playlist-live.com/ for info about when/where me and Phil will be in Florida in march! :) it'd be awesome to meet some of you U.S guys so buy a ticket! it's gonna be amazing
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Thanks to Life of Luxury for sending me that awesome tshirt :D
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Near-Death Experience
by danisnotonfire 1,593,945 views
Near death experience? I shouldn't be alive. Dan's possibly biblically induced misadventures in traffic, lunch time and BLOODY 2FT LONG BLAZING MACHETES
click here to check you are subscribed to me! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfire :D danke schön
remember to tell me if you've ever had a near death experience! this should be pretty entertaining. let's keep it light hearted though - don't want to make people sad xD
but I hope you enjoyed! seems like a while since I did a proper RWDAF.
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I Care Too Much
by danisnotonfire 1,812,720 views
ALL THE FEELS. except literally and it's kind of debilitating. new videos every thursday! :D click here to subscribe: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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do you have my problem? caring too much about other peoples feelings? or easily jealous? in the spirit of the internet support group tell me in the comments and we can all band together to be slightly less worse :D
this is technically a reasons why dan's a fail but i want to make a new intro for that so yeah.
i hope you enjoy!
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I Can't Sleep
by danisnotonfire 2,445,570 views
and it's completely my fault. also someone incepted me into having sexy times with Oprah. click here to subscribe to my channel! you'll be told when i make a new video http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and click here for my ~Second Channel~ if you want the occassional bonus dan woo: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
but seriously one of those nights where you feel like you were awake for the whole thing but trapped in a horrific maelstrom of nonsense. it was the worst. what about you?! leave a comment telling me your sleep stories! yay internet support group yay. my next video will be new and exciting.
i hope you enjoyed ^__^
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PERSONAL SPACE
by danisnotonfire 1,816,453 views
stop invading my bubble you space invaders. it's not my fault my elbow is perfect boob height for most females on public transport. click here to subscribe to my channel to be told when i make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
re wahoo :D
but tell me! this weeks internet support group topic is all about bubbles. kind of. do you have any entertaining idiosyncrasies?! or an anecdote of joy? tell me in the comments so we can all make each other feel better!
see you next friday :)
(ps thank you to http://youtube.com/whataboutadam for tenderly assaulting my neck at the end)
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Human Interaction
by danisnotonfire 2,048,545 views
Look it isn't personal, I just hate you all. JK I'm just incredibly lazy. Help. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
re to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos :D
and yo if you want to know what's happening in my life, you should follow me on twitter!! http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire
srsly tho it's not all the time, but some days i just want to be in my own space! ..and i will be the worst and least interesting human you've ever met.
but what about you?! if you are like me then tell me in the comments! or if you've ever irritated a friend or been irritated yourself by doing this, let us all know down below! haha :]
WEEK 1 of the HAPPY1MILLIONSUBSCRIBERFOURWEEKFOURVIDEOTAKEOVER! woop.
this took 29 hours to make. idek why. i plan to get back on my weekend schedule after this haha.
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