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Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!
by Barely Political
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012la
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Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012tempe
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012houston
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/digi2012dallas
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/digi2012dc
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimore
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012nyc
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012boston
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012cleveland
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.com
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co
LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it -
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Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas!
by Barely Political
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K-Stew retells the First Christmas story!
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Justin Bieber - Mistletoe PARODY! Key of Awesome #51!
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Justin Bieber wants to get with you- but keep it on the down-low!
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Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012la
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012lasvegas
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012tempe
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012houston
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/digi2012dallas
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/digi2012dc
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimore
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012nyc
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012boston
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012cleveland
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.com
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co
LYRICS
I get more ass than a toilet seat
Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street
My life is an endless buffet of hoes
I been pimpin ever since my voice got low
Christmas is a time for charity
So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me
I could be partying with hookers and blow
Instead I'm here with you on the down low
With you, slumming with you
Hey you, you're only a two
Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe
You don't need that seat in front of the fire
You can stay warm with your spare tire
I don't know why your self esteem is low
Be sure to duck down if we see my bros
My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter
Just like the chicks that work down at hooters
Here comes one now girl you got to go
No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe
Eww I stepped in some poo
Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new
You look like you're going to throw up
(watch the Jordans yo)
Jesus was born in a barn
Girl would you please push the car
We're making a left on to the interstate
Why do you complain so much
Your butt looks big with that crutch
Don't forget we're going dutch
Did I mention that it's Christmas
I can't decide which girl I like best
Maybe I should have you fight to the death
I know I don't treat you like I should
But I send you an autograph and it's all good
You are not the girl that I prefer
When I go out with her you can be the chauffer
Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?
I never really learned to drive oh nooooo
That was totally rude
Who are you? paternity suit? I'm screwed
Lets keep this on the down low, baby
Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back?
What would Aqua man do in this situation? -
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Voldemort vs. Santa!
by Barely Political
445,299 views
Dumbledore plays a trick on Voldemort to get him in the holiday spirit!
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Lady Gaga and Batman and Happy Holidays from the Key of Awesome!
by Barely Political
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Happy Holidays from The Key of Awesome and Barely Political!
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9 BIEBER FEVERS!!
by Barely Political
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Eminem Gift Rapper Song!
by Barely Political
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Why are dad's so hard to buy gifts for?
Eminem vents through this gift rap.
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Lyrics:
(spoken) Man, this holiday season was crazy. I didn't know what to get nobody. I went all over the place, just lookin' for gifts. then i went to another place. then I had to go from that place to get back to the first place, cuz i got kinda lost. then i just got everybody what i always get 'em. Gift cards. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. then i ate too much Yo it's here, that time of year, when the world is sincere Whisper yer list in Santa's ear as you pull on his beard
He says he'll make it so then he goes ho ho ho
But my whole family knows that I'm the one with the dough
So now I'm back at the mall so I can shop for them all
next year I swear I'm gonna have this all done by the fall
You gotta start early son cus if you fail to plan, you plan to fail you know what I'm sayin'?
I never knew my dad but if I had I woulda got him a tie no that's a lie
If could I woulda got him a suit of the rack or some whack khaki slacks
Or some tools for that fool so he could fix up his pool
I could get him cologne that's inexpensive and stinky
Or a zerconium ring that he could wear on his pinky
Or perhaps a weed whacker for his unkempt lawn
Man, talking bout these dad gifts is making me yawn lets move on
(CHORUS) I don't know why shopping is so hard
What do you buy for a bodyguard
I guess Santa Claus never got my letter,
Cus all I got was a reindeer sweater.
Huh Huh. Dads always be getting the short end a the stick you know what I'm saying.
I got dozens a cousins and friendemies on my list, theres always someone I miss
I'm always Rapping bout gifts I guess that why they call it gift rappin'
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Bed Intruder Christmas
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Hide yo trees, Hide yo lights.
I went over to the Gregory Brothers' place to play some music!
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Awesome New Years Eve! Barely Guys!
by Barely Political
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The Barely Guys wish you a Happy New Year the only way we know how!
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