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MyHarto

"YOU'RE THE 1Z" || LYRIC VIDEO || (this is a song about pajamas)

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LYRICS FOR FULL SONG:

This is a song about pajamas.
lyrics
yes onesies are pajamas
you wear them daily
and that's fine by me

you're the 1Z 4ME

i'm ready to get to the root of this
don't wanna vegetate that's ludicrous
don't mean to agitate ya
but it's in ya nature
and like a good pupil
I'm studious

see carrots are good for you vision
so I grade you at Vitamin A
and I'll be patiently waiting
while haters be hating
beatboxin those toxins away

i'm around if things start to get dicey
nutrition don't have to be pricey
don't grin and bear it, baby i'm your carrot
not be a good bunny
speak nicely?

YOU'RE THE 1Z 4 ME

took so long for me to see that
you're the 1Z
took so long for me to see that
you're the 1Z

feeling so alone (so alone)
now i finally see (finally see)

YOU'RE THE 1Z 4 ME

this flow will go bananas so you know
that i gotta split
got my suckers on you giving hugs
like a giant squid
got a beet so sweet the taste can barely be
digested
if you don't know where i go
lemme repeat what i just said

being a survivor
just takes a little fiber
be a striver not a lifer
be a driver not a diver
be a grower and a shower
don't go lower barely know'er
don't go backwards just move forwards

so when i double tap i know that you like it
when i do this rap i'm a carrot not a white kid
we're not here to brood it's the mood that we lighten
we're not going viral going fungal like a lichen
like a lichen

YOU'RE THE 1Z 4 ME

took so long for me to see that
you're the 1Z
took so long for me to see that
you're the 1Z

feeling so alone (so alone)
now i finally see (finally see)

YOU'RE THE 1Z 4 ME

carrots are truly divine
the taste is sweeter than wine
when you hit the scene with beta carotene
hello
you'll be looking so fine

carrots have a green stem...
...could be a butch or a femme...
you see carrots are orange...
...and that is...so...str....or...ange?

(what rhymes with orange?)

YOU'RE THE 1Z 4 ME

took so long for me to see that
you're the 1Z
took so long for me to see that
you're the 1Z

feeling so alone (so alone)
now i finally see (finally see)

YOU'RE THE 1Z 4 ME

i'll be your little rabbit
i'll be your best habit
you know nuns wear habits
i wonder if a habit is technically a onesie...

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