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Joe Weller
Ronaldo Chop (Official Music Video)
960,952 views
3 months ago
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Cristiano Ronaldo has finally won the Ballon d'Or title and in this song Joe Weller takes CR7's infamous skill move, the 'Ronaldo Chop' and creates a slightly different meaning. This is the Cristiano Ronaldo song.
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Lyrics:
I was walking down the street
It was all going wrong
Like bomb too strong for me
I felt the illest
The weirdest and the realist
But then I looked to the floor
And then I just felt fearless; tearless
I came to a stop
Took a little look
Ronaldo chop
Bit down, to the ground
felt as though I passed out
Next ting I know
Pow!
School bound
Enter the gates
Been found
Now I'm the bait
Worthless,
Embarrassing,
You're just plain dumb
This ain't the way that it's going down son
CHORUS:
Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too
Later that day,
I was looking at the weather
When walking by
The fittest girl ever
I went in for the kill
And Offered up the D
Said I've brought 10 rubbers with me
I was thinking it was all going well,
Then saw that I'd pissed myself...
He's a loser, and ugly too
Yo bitch, STFU
CHORUS
Now that, I'm basically magic
I feel like a monster,
No not Jurassic
Woah look!
It's Draco Malfoy
"I got you a ride!"
Now let's go to town boy!
Pimpin' and dealing,
He's at it all day
His specialty?
Self BJ's
Outa nowhere
A penguin appeared
Beating up malfoy
Not today dear!
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Cristiano Ronaldo has finally won the Ballon d'Or title and in this song Joe Weller takes CR7's infamous skill move, the 'Ronaldo Chop' and creates a slightly different meaning. This is the Cristiano Ronaldo song.
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/joe_wel...
FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/hel...
INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/joe_we...
T-SHIRTS: https://joeweller.spreadshi...
Special thanks to @justsayluke and @the0baker for making this possible!
Lyrics:
I was walking down the street
It was all going wrong
Like bomb too strong for me
I felt the illest
The weirdest and the realist
But then I looked to the floor
And then I just felt fearless; tearless
I came to a stop
Took a little look
Ronaldo chop
Bit down, to the ground
felt as though I passed out
Next ting I know
Pow!
School bound
Enter the gates
Been found
Now I'm the bait
Worthless,
Embarrassing,
You're just plain dumb
This ain't the way that it's going down son
CHORUS:
Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too
Later that day,
I was looking at the weather
When walking by
The fittest girl ever
I went in for the kill
And Offered up the D
Said I've brought 10 rubbers with me
I was thinking it was all going well,
Then saw that I'd pissed myself...
He's a loser, and ugly too
Yo bitch, STFU
CHORUS
Now that, I'm basically magic
I feel like a monster,
No not Jurassic
Woah look!
It's Draco Malfoy
"I got you a ride!"
Now let's go to town boy!
Pimpin' and dealing,
He's at it all day
His specialty?
Self BJ's
Outa nowhere
A penguin appeared
Beating up malfoy
Not today dear!
CHORUS x2 Show less
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