March 11, 2016

THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Mississippi House passes bill requiring teachers to grade parents

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on March 11, 2016 at 06:31 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Mysterious 13ft Sea Creature Washes Up On Beach In Mexico

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 11, 2016 at 06:30 AM
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UPDATE

Competition favours shy tits

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 11, 2016 at 06:28 AM
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'PEOPLE WANT TO BE TIED UP'

Kinky sex may be the new normal in Quebec, study suggests

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 11, 2016 at 06:24 AM
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March 10, 2016

IN THAT CASE, SIR, ETC.

Nashville burglar tells homeowner he's breaking in to save wife Taylor Swift

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 12:57 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Jewelry flushed down toilet by toddler found three years later

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 12:51 PM
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THIS IS WHY WE OBSERVE THEM SO CAREFULLY

A 24-year-old Colombian woman was arrested at Frankfurt airport after she was found to be carrying 1kg (2.2 pounds) of cocaine inside her breasts, German customs officials said on Wednesday.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 12:49 PM
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MEANWHILE IN OUR NATION'S CAPITAL OF CULTURE

Start spreading the nudes.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 12:44 PM
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MEN:

If your wife asks you to help with the housework, help with the housework.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby, Michael Moyer and Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 06:10 AM
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AN ANGLE GRINDER WAS INVOLVED

Fetishist has penis freed from THIRTEEN metal sex rings by firefighters after 4 agonising days

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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CARRY-ON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Passengers and crew on the Air France flight AF1891 from Istanbul to Paris on Monday night were shocked when they discovered the one-year-old moving in a woman's luggage

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 06:05 AM
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'WITZELSUCHT'

The curse of the people who can't stop making puns

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 06:01 AM
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YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Nova Scotia firefighters battling Aylesford blaze find hydrant clogged with fish

(Thanks to Ray Reese, Jon Harris and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 05:58 AM
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HEH

James Deen’s Porn Company Faces Stiff Fines for Failing to Use Condoms on Set

(Thanks to Stan Ruth and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on March 10, 2016 at 05:57 AM
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March 09, 2016

'IT'S NOT CLEAR WHY THE MAN FIRED SHOTS AT A BED AND WALL'

Cops find gunfire suspect, 75, asleep after 4-hour standoff

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 9, 2016 at 02:12 PM
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THEY ALL PRODUCED VALID ETC.

Ponies Back Home After Running Free Near Turnpike in NW Miami-Dade

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on March 9, 2016 at 02:06 PM
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YIKES

Man Photographed Hugging Massive Christmas Island Crab

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on March 9, 2016 at 02:03 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important.
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A WEARY WORLD REJOICES

Ian Ziering, Tara Reid returning for Sharknado 4; Gary Busey among new cast

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Debbie in the Hague and Mike Ester)

Posted by Dave on March 9, 2016 at 02:00 PM
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THIS IS CNN

Here's grandson Dylan critiquing my performance this morning.

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Posted by Dave on March 9, 2016 at 09:23 AM
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A FLORIDA LICENSE ETC.

SUV Crashes, Lands on the Roof of a Pennsylvania Supermarket

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on March 9, 2016 at 06:34 AM
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