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Dust, Dust, DustI arrived in Hampi two days ago with a wicked sinus infection. I'd been trying to treat it with homeopathic and aryuvedic remedies to no avail. The day before yesterday I got some anti-biotics and have been doing nothing the past two days. Hence, the radio silence. I'll probably venture out late after the heat begins to dissipate. Internet access is very slow here, so no pictures until I get to Bijapur. More soon. As for my 'Indian Moment.' I got a bit testy with the conductor and then sulked for about twenty minutes. Basically asking myself, "what the hell am I doing here? And how the hell can anyone call this fun? I want to go home." India does that to you. But I got over it pretty quickly. The proximate cause of the outburst was I had been promised an upper berth in the sleeper compartment and didn't get one. I got a lower berth, which is basically community property, no matter if the seat-holder wants to sleep or not. Again, I re-learned the most important lesson there is to learn in India: whatever my expectations are, I should a.) plain not have expectations at all and b.) simply proceed on the assumption that everything will never be as I am told and expect the worst. That's just the way travel in India is. More soon. One last thing: if I disappear for a few days, fret not. It's just India. Everything is difficult here. And yet, it's an amazing place. I just never know what's going to happen from day to day. Sean Paul Kelley February 27, 2009 - 11:52pm
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
First India Moment Arrived Last NightI had my first 'India Moment' last night as I was pulling out of Bangalore City Station to Hampi. Pretty much just lost it. I knew one was coming. Funny thing is, I doubt any of the Indians on the train even noticed. I mean, if they can ignore naked, blue faced sadhus walking down the streets begging they can certainly ignore a raving mad, foaming at the mouth white man. Right? And Bangalore is a fucking pit. Sean Paul Kelley February 26, 2009 - 11:18am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
I've Got A Bone To Pick With Tom FriedmanAlrighty, so now I am in Bangalore, the IT capital of India. It is absolutely nothing like what Tom Friedman depicts in his book. I've taken a boat load of photos to prove it. I'm really beginning to think he flew here in a private jet, was picked up at the airport in a limo with blackened windows, taken to the Infosys and Tata facilities and then the golf courses and his 5 star hotel and then left, without ever once walking the streets of the city or having tea down on the corner. But I promised not to obsess on him. So that's it for now. I didn't make it out of Bangalore as I had hoped. Serendipity intervened and I'll be heading to Hampi tomorrow night at 1030. So, I'll make a day of it tomorrow and see what there is to see in the city and then head off to the ruined capital of the Vijayanagar Emperors. More soon. Sean Paul Kelley February 24, 2009 - 9:15am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Travel DayToday is a travel day. I'm heading north towards Bijapur. Not sure if I will make it in one day. If not, I'll overnight in Bangalore (and try to keep my quips at Tom Friedman to a minimum) and then head out the next morning. So, I'll probably be out of pocket for 48 hours or so. Sean Paul Kelley February 24, 2009 - 12:01am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Things I Like About IndiaA positive mental attitude is critical to traveling in India. This time around I think I've figured that out. One thing that really helps is smiling at people. When I travel I get a lot of stares. If I wasn't as keyed in as I am, I'd assume they were hostile stares. But they aren't, they're just curious. A lot of Indians, as my friends in Calicut were fond of saying, "have never seen whites." (They also apologized profusely every time they used the word 'white.' I just laughed. It's humorous to me to hear myself described by the color of my skin. Besides, it's true, I am white. No harm, no fould.) And a smile is the best antidote to stares. Instantly the Indian who was staring at me grins widely and knocks his or her head back and forth slightly in greeting. So, I smile a lot and smiles tend to reinforce a positive mental attitude. (And no, I haven't gone all pop-psychology on you, it's just true.) And in that spirit here are a few things I like about India. The hotels have 24 hour check out times. So, if you arrive at 4pm in the afternoon, your check out time is 4pm the next day. This is very sensible. Why don't we do this? Also, the tea. I mean, face it: tea in India is just the best. You go to Indonesia to drink coffee and India for the tea! Another thing I really like is that you can buy one of anything. Need a small bit of shampoo? Buy a small package for 1 rupee. Want to buy just one cigarette? No problem. Want a chappatti for the road? Just buy one. Soap? Same deal. Trial size portions of everything are available here in India. Why don't we do this? Oh yeah, 'bigger is better.' Dal! Lentils are wonderful, especially in a good curry sauce with some chilis. Why don't we eat more lentils at home? For some reason this time around the filth doesn't faze me. As a matter of fact, it's really become part of the background and charm of the place. I don't even notice it anymore. And I've always been pretty much a clean freak. Not obsessive-compulsive or anything, but still. And now? The list of things I like about India could go on for a while, but I think those four are a good start. I'll add to the list as I continue to roam about the country. One last note: I had curry for breakfast two mornings in a row. I have to say, it's not much more different than having breakfast tacos with salsa, once I figured out that the curry in the mornings is a lot lighter than that which they serve in the evenings. Needless to say, all those cultural barriers I carried with me into India are slowly being reduced to nothing and I fear how I will be perceived when I return home, all elbows, head knocking side to side, going days without a shower and I am now a skilled practitioner in the fine art of 'skybombing.' I feel real sorry for my family. Sean Paul Kelley February 23, 2009 - 11:39pm
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
It's no secret that great milk comes from Happy Cows, and Happy Cows come from CaliforniaNandi, a local Mysore cow (technically a bull) recently learned of California's 'Happy Cow' Campaign and auditions for a 'Fresh Face.' Nandi wants the part. "Every cow here in Mysore dreams of going to Bollywood. But Hollywood? That would be being amazing," said Nandi. "Also, I am named after great bull of India that Shiva is always riding. I am shoe-in," Nandi told The Agonist. Asked what his qualifications were, Nandi replied: "I'm a 100% pure vegetarian cow. I am coming from India. But I am being a happy cow." The Agonist's Editor at Large, Sean Paul Kelley, conducted this once in a lifetime exclusive interview this afternoon on the streets of Mysore, India, just across from the city bus stand. Nandi has gone on a hunger strike, as he believes all California cows should look like Pamela Anderson and the bulls should look like California's Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nandi's hunger strike, something Americans would call a diet, has taken India by storm. But Nandi remains unfazed by all the media hype. When asked why he wanted to be a California 'Happy Cow' Nandi told The Agonist, "I am having the right colors. Just look at me! I am being sexy! And I am having my own guru, just like all Californians and I won't be a botheration when I am there. I am fitting in to American life just well." Nandi did however, sound a note of caution. "Don't think you'll be eating me over there in America. I am not beef cow. I am sacred! I know he is not having a job any more like so many other Americans, but please tell George Bush I am bull, please don't try and milk me!" It is unknown if Nandi was aware the contest was over or not. Agonist Editor at Large Sean Paul Kelley did not feel like asking the question, due to a previous run in with a Water-Buffalo in Indonesia. Sean Paul Kelley February 23, 2009 - 9:57am
Did The New York Times Really Print This?I've tried to explain to people that the lives Jews lead in Iran aren't bad. They aren't persecuted. I've done what is humanly possible to educate people about Iran and the Jews that live there. And as a non-Jew I learned the hard way that there are things I am "not allowed" to say. Or, rather that there are things I cannot authoritatively discuss, even though I probably know more about the Jews living in Iran than most American Jews. How's that for democracy and freedom of speech? But this? I'm really blown away the New York Times even had the balls to print this:
Congratulations to Cohen for observing facts over mere words, indeed:
The bottom line is this: a non-Jew could never write something like this and get it published. And to think an American Jew had the courage to go to Iran and report on facts? Might my faith in the Times be resurrected? Read the whole thing. It's that good. Sean Paul Kelley February 23, 2009 - 8:10am
( categories: Iran )
An Island In The Kaveri"About 14km from Mysore the great river Kaveri divides into two branches which meet again about five kilometers further down," writes R.K. Narayan, "and these parted arms enclose a space of land known as Srirangapatnam." Narayan, in The Emerald Route, his travel-memoir of his native state of Karnataka continues, "In 894 AD, a person named Tirumalaiya built a temple for Ranganatha and called the place Sri Ranga Pura." It was at this temple where my day began. The Sri Ranganathaswamy Temple is an old one. And it is a holy one. And the worship there remains very vibrant and alive. The temple compound was filled with hundreds of people. First I had to deposit my shoes at the front gate and then enter. Once inside I waited in the queue, on a holiday no less, which was quite an experience: I've never had old ladies elbow me amidst a crush and throng of people like this. (I've come to find out that there is a silent rule about elderly women in India: they are allowed to push to the front of the queue as much as they like.) We were all jammed into a very small space bordered by iron railings and ropes. Groups of fifty were let in frequently, but still I waited in line for at least thirty minutes. A cool breeze came from outside, so it wasn't terribly hot, that would come later, inside the temple proper. More after the jump. Sean Paul Kelley February 23, 2009 - 1:17am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
The MeltdownIt's long, but worth a watch. Sean Paul Kelley February 23, 2009 - 12:25am
( categories: Global Financial Crisis )
Srirangapatnam PhotosThe photos I took at Srirangapatnam are now up. I can't really say which are my favorites, I had such a good time taking them all. I've got a post on Srirangapatnam coming tomorrow, so I'll say no more and let you have a look for yourself. Enjoy! Sean Paul Kelley February 22, 2009 - 11:49am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
The Enemy That Almost Isn'tFantastic article and push back on the meme that Iran is the next big enemy. Do yourself a favor and read this. Too bad it's not from an American paper. Here's a sample:
Yeah, what did happen? Read on and find out. And one more:
I believe this is the kind of article JPD referred to when he said we need more mid-term thinking. This article seems to be just that, if you ask me. Sean Paul Kelley February 22, 2009 - 11:22am
( categories: Iran )
A Short Primer On Hindu MythologyIf you are like me, you probably find Hindu mythology bewildering. I mean, how many gods are there? I had a discussion in Calicut and asked just this question. Sanjiv was the first to answer, saying,"there is one, Brahman. All others are incarnations of the 'one,' or the 'absolute.' Perhaps, I thought to myself, we might say in the West, a 'singularity.' Brahman, as I was later to discover has no attributes, for he is nirguna, or immanent (to use one of my favorite words), as opposed to the other gods of the Hindu pantheon who are saguna, with attributes. Not to be confused with Brahman, Brahma is the creator. He only acts in the creation of the cosmos (which if I am correct, has been created and destroyed several times already). When he is not busy creating he is meditating. His wife is Saraswati, the goddess of learning and he is often depicted riding a swan. I imagine his swan and wife are both very bored most of the time, as he seems rather an absentee landlord. But, he does have four heads! And Brahma is also the first member of the Hindu Trinity, or Trimurti. More after the jump. Sean Paul Kelley February 22, 2009 - 6:36am
Learned Something Useful TodayI learned something useful today. Sometimes it's just easier to just to give a beggar one rupee than to wave them off four or five (and sometimes even more) times. If you give 'em one, they just go away. (Yes, I do learn somethings only very, very slowly.) This has been an Indian public service announcement. Now back to your regularly scheduled blogging. Sean Paul Kelley February 22, 2009 - 6:13am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Mysore Photos, Day OneI swear, there is so much to see and do that it's hard to find time to write. Action, is indeed, the enemy of reflection. Nonetheless, I did manage to take a boatload of photos today and upload them. I first visited the Maharaja of Mysore's palace. It was a wowser! It's a pretty damned good specimen of Indo-Saracenic architecture. I'm pleased I saw it: although they don't allow photography inside, the outside photos were pretty fantastic. After that I visited the Deveraja Bazaar, built about 250 years ago, during the time of Tipoo Sultan. I've visited lots of bazaars before, but this one was pretty amazing when it comes to the colors. Colors of the spices, the tikka colors, the fruits and vegetables and the garland-makers, everywhere. The most interesting part of the day was watching the guy make a stick of incense by hand. My favorite shots? Well, this one of the tikka colors is pretty nice. And, this garland maker. And an example of the finished product, too. Another colorful example here as well. I can't decide if I like this shot of the pigeons or this one? The Albino Indian woman was interesting as well. I wonder what caste she is? But the highlight really was the palace. All the photos can be found here. Tomorrow I am off to Srirangapatnam! And lest we not forget a bazaar kitty, for good measure. Sean Paul Kelley February 21, 2009 - 10:31am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Dead SandalsSadly, after trying several cobblers around town today I am afraid that it's time to admit the sandals are dead. Yes, those sandals. You know, they just don't make things the way they used to. Then again, how many countries, eight? How many miles? I admit, I did get my money's worth, more than likely in the grand scheme of things. I sure will miss 'em! Sean Paul Kelley February 20, 2009 - 10:10pm
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
MysoreMy butt is sore. I had a jarring, but fantastic bus ride today from Calicut to Mysore. I saw a nice herd of wild elephants in the Bandipur National Park, a whole host of Axis (or spotted) Deer, Sambar and tons of birds. I'm off to the Maharaja's Palace tomorrow. Here's the Wiki entry on Mysore, in case you are wondering where I am. I'll be visiting Srirangapatnam, Somnathpur and Melkote while I am here. Then I'll probably head up to Bijapur (I'm probably going to forgo Goa, as I had a week on the beach at Mamallapuram and a week on the beach at Varkala) and then head into Mumbai to see Rajesh. Sean Paul Kelley February 20, 2009 - 11:52am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
What Part Of Cannot, Do You Not Understand?The FT is reporting today that Iran has enough uranium for a bomb! Oh dear. Except their reporting is very, very lacking in the physics and engineering department. Here's what El Baradei recently said about Iran and the bomb:
How hard is it to google this shit? Update: As Paul Kerr, from Total WonKerr, just wrote to me in an email: "Here's the number of weapons you can make with LEU: zero." Any questions? Update Two: Newshoggers has a good post up on this too. Update Three: Arms Control Wonk has a good post on this and so does Cheryl Wolfer at Whirled View. Sean Paul Kelley February 20, 2009 - 10:17am
( categories: Iran )
Sounds Like A Plan to MeFirst, give this podcast a listen. As always, George Kenney at EP has an excellent interview with James K. Galbraith. It puts everything Numerian and Deninger are talking about into perspective. This sounds like a plan to me:
Anyone find any holes in it? Sean Paul Kelley February 20, 2009 - 7:14am
Humor Is Good, Except This TimeI brought six What I am to do? I have this picture in my head that a whole bunch of people are frantically looking around the hotel for my misplaced boxers now. I can't say I have ever had this happen. I really hope I get them before I check out. Update: They were found. I knew you all would have a field day with this post. So typical. Clowns! The lot of you! ;-) As for the ladies in the You Tube Video. Here's some humor for you: I am so out of touch with African-American dialect and so in touch with the Indian one right now I could hardly understand them. I mean, they need to add some Indian spice and 'botheration' and then I could get it. I'm in deep over here! Someone help me! Sean Paul Kelley February 19, 2009 - 10:39pm
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Travel DayOff to Mysore today, so light posting on my end. Sean Paul Kelley February 19, 2009 - 9:47pm
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Calicut UpdateSanjiv, Ahamed, Kader and Nithin have been keeping me very busy. And not the 'do nothing kind of busy' I was doing in Varkala. As a matter of fact, I've been so busy I've had a hard time piecing together a story for my time here in Calicut. So, today you'll get an abbreviated version of the last few days. First, how did I meet Sanjiv? I was unaware that Sanjiv and his wife are both long time readers--at least the last five years. That's amazing in and of itself. I mean, really, how many of you have had the same subscription to a magazine that long? Then, when I arrived in Trivandrum Sanjiv sent me a PM saying, he was visiting home (Calicut) from the US, where he lives with his wife. He said he'd love for me to visit Calicut if I had the time. "Hey," I say to myself, "why not? I have the time." Sure, Calicut is not on the tourist trail and that's not the point! the point is the journey, the accidental, serendipitous meetings of new people. And that is exactly what has happened here in Calicut. So, we set a date and on the 17th Sanjiv, Ahamed and Nithin met me at the train station the day before yesterday. Later the first evening we met Kader, who is Ahamed's older brother, for dinner. They are all very old friends, grew up together and their families have known each other a long time as well. So, I hear you asking, "what have you been doing in Calicut?" "Lots!" More after the jump. Sean Paul Kelley February 19, 2009 - 8:09am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Retest Or Another Leg Down?The Dow is at 7555.39. Is this a retest or the beginning of another leg downward? You all know how I feel, I think it's going lower. And you? Sean Paul Kelley February 19, 2009 - 1:08am
( categories: Global Financial Crisis | The Markets )
Indian MuslimsIt's interesting to note that Friedman comes out with this column the day after I spent a day with two Hindus and two Muslims, who have all been best friends their entire lives. I hope to find some time to write up the conversations we had regarding Islam and Jihadis and what occurred in Mumbai late last year. Suffice it to say, Friedman has his finger on the pulse correctly in this case. Indian Muslims don't like what happened in Mumbai, are appalled by it and say so, loudly and vociferously. It's sad that Friedman has to end his column with a horrible cliche, about "how it takes a village" and all that. And be an apologist for what we did in Iraq. Listen folks, Iraq was never the problem. The problem is what my friend Kader says is 'peace money.' That's money that comes from Saudi Arabia and the 'Gulfies' as he called them. (I'm paraphrasing what he said yesterday.) They give the money to the crazies of the ISI to basically blow shit up overseas and not at home. And his logic is borne out by the evidence. The biggest problem with salafist Islam is Saudi Arabia. Not Iran. Not Iraq. But Saudi Arabia. It's time we faced that. Sean Paul Kelley February 19, 2009 - 12:42am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
Let's Examine This Statement More CloselyLet's examine this statement a bit more closely:
The Government and the Central Bank aren't sitting idly by, that is true. But what they are doing is practically everything they can do to rescue the fools who got us into this mess. And in my opinion, trying to save the banks the way they have been going about it will only postpone the day of reckoning. And when that day comes we will have bank failures. I don't have the numbers on private investment figures, but I can tell you this: cap-ex has been falling for the last few years and I imagine it will increase its rate of fall this year and next. To what number? I can't say. Personal income hasn't done a damn thing in the last eight years. And it will fall this year. To what number, I can't say, but I can say it will be higher than most people now think and it will be lower than the doomsayers predict. The unemployment rate is already in the double digits, as measured by U6. We all know this. But the government and people like Saut, continue to pretend that it isn't. It will go higher. I still think the government's cooked number will be higher than 10% before this is over. As for defaults? I think defaults may approach 30% at some point. And what happens when people roll over on the credit card bills? As for excess capacity in the financial sector? I want what Saut is smoking. Really, I mean, Citi will have to be ripped apart or bailed out or both. Lehman? Gone. Bear Stearns? Gone. Saut is just flat out wrong here. There is massive overcapacity in the financial sector and the 'creative destruction' is only going to get worse. It won't be another "Great Depression." But the dreaded "D" word will be used before this is all over. Sean Paul Kelley February 18, 2009 - 11:57pm
( categories: Global Financial Crisis )
Calicut, Wayanand and The Western GhatsI'll have a post up in a while, but in the meantime, I've posted about two dozen new photos from my trip into the Western Ghats today and yesterday's awesome sunset on the beach here in Calicut. Sanjiv, Nithan, Kader, Ahamed and I had a great time. Highlights: the Magpie Robin and the Red-Whiskered Bulbul. One monkey picking another's butt. And of course, a Calicut Kitty. More soon. Sean Paul Kelley February 18, 2009 - 11:25am
( categories: Agonist Travel Journals | Asia: South-West )
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