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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 22
	Today's SF forecast: • You'll get cold, put on hoodie • You'll get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll stop to sit down, get cold, put on hoodie • You'll walk uphill, get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll walk downhill, get cold, put on hoodie • Repeat until September
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 18
	Nothing says summer in San Francisco like a space heater near the couch and 3 extra blankets on the bed
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 18
	It’s taken me hundreds of years to perfect that straight line twitter.com/SandhyaABC7/st…
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 18
	Replying to @mialoira Feels like we both want San Francisco
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 17
	Current view of San Francisco: ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️🌁☁️☁️☁️☁️
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 17
	Heaven is a place on earth twitter.com/marshallkilduf…
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 17
	Things that are foggy: me Things that aren't foggy: San Francisco if global warming keeps up so march with @ThisIsZeroHour and keep me around for another few millennia twitter.com/TimGuinee/stat…
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 17
	Today’s high: 68 degrees Today’s low: when the US president doesn’t believe his own country’s intel one day and then changes his mind the next day
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 16
	Today’s forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of treason
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 15
	Sweeping into San Francisco for Sunday night dinner pic.twitter.com/dOIZdV57Fv
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 13
	My happy place is San Francisco pic.twitter.com/PBTrjAluQT
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 7
	Replying to @Britebarb @IKEAtkinson I dew whatever I want
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 6
	Replying to @xternality @SFGiants I'm a @SFGiants fan, I wouldn't dare
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 5
	Current temperatures NYC: 89 Boston: 92 Philly: 94 DC: 91 Chicago: 89 Atlanta: 88 St Louis: 96 Phoenix: 108 Salt Lake City: 95 Dallas: 96 San Francisco: 65
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 4
	Replying to @michaeljscott I’m trying out this “being thoughtful” thing. It’s new and weird.
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 4
	Replying to @benjshap pic.twitter.com/brMLDpMwGR
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 4
	You know how much I love ruining the 4th of July. But it’s been a shitty year and you deserve a break, so I’m taking the night off. Happy independence from me day. 💥☁️🇺🇸💥🇺🇸☁️💥
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 4
	Replying to @flowersandbytes This would tickle but I’m down to give it a shot
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 4
	Replying to @iwheeler I’m the original flat white
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	Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog	Jul 4
	Tonight’s #FourthofJuly forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of disappointment
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