Karl the Fog  ☁️

Today's SF forecast: • You'll get cold, put on hoodie • You'll get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll stop to sit down, get cold, put on hoodie • You'll walk uphill, get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll walk downhill, get cold, put on hoodie • Repeat until September

Nothing says summer in San Francisco like a space heater near the couch and 3 extra blankets on the bed

It’s taken me hundreds of years to perfect that straight linehttps://twitter.com/SandhyaABC7/status/1019740424473382913 …

Current view of San Francisco:

Heaven is a place on earthhttps://twitter.com/marshallkilduff/status/1019417741390835712 …

Things that are foggy: me Things that aren't foggy: San Francisco if global warming keeps up so march with @ThisIsZeroHour and keep me around for another few millenniahttps://twitter.com/TimGuinee/status/1019407321942908938 …

Today’s high: 68 degrees Today’s low: when the US president doesn’t believe his own country’s intel one day and then changes his mind the next day

Today’s forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of treason

Current temperatures NYC: 89 Boston: 92 Philly: 94 DC: 91 Chicago: 89 Atlanta: 88 St Louis: 96 Phoenix: 108 Salt Lake City: 95 Dallas: 96 San Francisco: 65

You know how much I love ruining the 4th of July. But it’s been a shitty year and you deserve a break, so I’m taking the night off. Happy independence from me day.

Tonight’s #FourthofJuly forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of disappointment

Apocalypse, nowhttps://twitter.com/ep_daly/status/1013485935550390272 …

Clarification of what’s going on: -I came back from vacation last night so it’s foggy -The smoke from the fire reached SF last night so the combo is making everything look yellow/red -Children shouldn’t be in cages and Trump is still a pathological liar

Feel that wind? See those tiny clouds floating across the sky? I’m back and ready to celebrate gray pride

It’s already above 70 and it’s not even 10am. Welcome to the worst day ever.