Climbing somewhere up and then wondering how to get down - isn't that something cats do?

Actually, Limburger cheese doesn't come from Wisconsin, but from Limburg, Belgium. It's well known in Germany.

What do you mean by "Greek Empire" (2:45)? The Delian League? The Macedonian Empire?

What happens once it has eaten itself entirely? Does it just disappear? Or does it become a tiny black hole?

There is this brand new exhibit in the Earthling Museum on Aldebaran 4, showing an actual Malaysian aircraft with crew and passengers in stasis. I wonder where that plane came from...

The best thing about the German language is actually the cool "construct your own word" feature. Customized über-nouns! User-created content! Yay!

There's nothing like fish fingers and custard, methinks.

(Then again, I'm an alien...)

Frankly, Earthlings, this net neutrality is why the whole galaxy envies you for your internet.
In the GGG (Great Galactic Grid), the Central Galactic Bureaucracy decides which sites get how much bandwidth. In consequence, sites like ggg.hailtothebureaucracy.glx or ggg.ilovebrainsuckers.glx get all the bandwidth they want, whereas critical sites like ggg.brainsuckersareparasites.sys or ggg.bureaucracysucks.mwy get like 1 nanobit/sec. That's how the galactic authorities control the information flow and hold opposition down. Do you really want that on your planet?

Does Warner/Chappell claim copyright for every use of the Seikilos Epitaph, as they do with the Happy Birthday song? ,)

Wait... The Cochrane Collaboration ? I thought they were working on developing the warp drive.