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Max whet his cyberpunk appetite with Sam Farmer's upcoming Last Life adventure game.
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Pretty sure this is the only video on YouTube of a grown man doing Super Metroid fanart using condiments and macaroni.
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The fine folks over at Activision have revealed this year's entry in the Call of Duty series: ADVANCED WARFARE. Hear what Max and Hamza thought of the new trailer.
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+Bonder Activision is a billion-dollar toy company. They play things pretty safe, and they make shit that works. It's not groundbreaking, but it's functional, and a whole lot of people like it, so when a new release in one of the bestselling video game franchises of all time comes along, we cover it, because it's something people are interested in. This is our most viewed video this week.

As far as sucking Activision's dick goes, they're actually sort of annoyed with us because we got a leaked copy of that trailer and put it up early. And before you say that it was a fake leak, go find that trailer on our channel. You won't, because it was immediately flagged for copyright violation when we uploaded it, because Activision isn't about to reveal their multi-million dollar game on someone else's channel, especially one where the people running the channel talk about sucking Call of Duty's money-blasting dick.

I do know what I'm doing: I'm doing my job, which is to talk about video games. What I'm unclear about is what you're doing. You seem genuinely angry over a video about a video game, which is pretty fucking silly. You don't like Call of Duty? That's fine. I'm not wild about it either. However, I think jet bikes and Kevin Spacey are kind of cool, so I'm mildly curious. I might check out the campaign a bit, but the multiplayer usually feels like gym class.

If it bothers you so much that big video game companies continue to make big video games for the sake of turning a big profit, you should find another hobby, because that's what they do. If you want something with more soul, get up on that indie shit. But if nothing else, if Call of Duty pisses you off so much, don't watch videos that say Call of Duty in the title and then get mad at us in the comments, we didn't trick you.

If you're this angry about a video game, you've got some other shit you need to work out. -Max
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Join the cast of Hardline as they discuss Nintendo's many goings-on, the new Unreal Tournament, and becoming strong like garbage men.
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Here's this week's Reviews In Reviews! Child of Light, Kirby Triple Deluxe, Daylight, LEGO The Hobbit and more! Ben is on a porch!
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+DTOID "Yeah but it's a horrible website to navigate, and for every fantastic rendition, there's ten whole galleries of Knuckles Echidna getting his asshole licked by Crash Bandicoot." A huge exaggeration but I see your point. What ever works for you. No problem with that. :-)
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