Things I Don't Understand About Girls

"holy shit, i need that science." HAHAHAHAHHA

Life goal: To finish a chapstick, before losing it.

Hahah ''Hi Kermet''

I goo hoard the fuck out of some lotion and conditioner...if you were me you'd understand.

Ok that is totally me with all my bags and its like "ohhhh i left my money or my pencil in my other bag".

OMG i don't know why but i find this girl so annoying

Except for going out w/friends, I carry the same giant mom purse w/too many compartments every day. Don't want to forget something--never know when I'll need that bandaid, or extra earbuds, or what seems like every receipt ever shoved into random sections (but can't find the one I actually need to return something)! Under the bathroom sink is half-used shampoo & conditioner purgatory. Goo hoarding.

i think you should make a video about annoying people _________ . (like annoying people on the bus,orin the washroom,or at work,or in the club,or on the street,ect)

I don't think the banana was for your hunger

where did u get ur shirt?



HILARIOUS. I goo hoard and hold on to it thinking I'll finish.

Wow, I thought I was bad for trying to keep 1 stick of chapstick with me at all times...