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THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE
by danisnotonfire 116,632 views
This video is the most terrifying thing you will ever see. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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DAT 4:3
So yes even though 'messing around on Photo Booth' has been around SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, Jenna made it a tag. And I definitely want to help make it have a comeback. Also yolo.
Jenna's video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eQq4-3crqGA
Phil's channel: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
I look forward to the horrifyingly hilarious videos everyone else makes.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FRIENDS
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I'M A MESS
by danisnotonfire 1,142,350 views
I just can't go all the way man! I need to sort my life out. Especially my sock drawer. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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but YES internet friends do you know what i mean about the whole 'half-tidying' thing?? do you do anything that accidentally makes your whole life an unorganised mess? got any advice? tell me in the comments!
i swear to you all i will tidy before my next video.
also sock goblins. don't deny the truth.
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Existential Crisis
by danisnotonfire 1,397,567 views
Are you having an Existential Crisis?! Hopefully not. Let's find out! click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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A lot of people always ask what exactly I'm on about so I thought I SHOULD JUST EXPLAIN for once! hahah. If you are having one then I hope you find this video helpful! And if you weren't sorry if I just caused one.. ..
So yes this in many ways concludes my 'quarter life crisis' trilogy of videos. I personally feel I've come out of the existential crisis tunnel I've been in for about a year and a half so let's see what that looks like eh? ;p
why did this take 25 hours to write
(also this video isn't a conclusive view on anything - it it not necessarily meant to impress or inspire, and it's certainly worse than any book or movie, but it's just a video on the internet showing what was in one person's mind at a particular point in his life where he was 'having an existential crisis'. if you don't relate to this or for any reason feel offended at my stupidity i am sorry!)
HOPE YOUR LIVES ARE WONDERFUL INTERNET BUDDIES
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CRINGE ATTACK
by danisnotonfire 1,432,706 views
That moment a repressed memory suddenly decides to remind you how much you suck at life. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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I love remembering of all of my failures and simultaneously look like I'm having a seizure!
Haha jk. But no really I wouldn't be who I am today if I didn't live through all of these haunting mistakes.
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Was the pokemon battle bit worth however many hours I spent doing it? OF COURSE IT WAS. Let me know if you related to this and please share your opinions/experiences below! I hope you guys enjoyed this! ^^
obligatory edit: it seems everyone thinks i'm wearing pink lipstick, i'm not but it's nice to know that if i did you'd all think it is a good look!
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My First Time
by danisnotonfire 1,753,530 views
I open up to the internet about my troubled childhood. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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I hope you guys enjoyed this! Whenever I look back at my past and cringe so hard I implode - at least I can draw comfort in you all learning from my mistakes.
And go louise (sprinkleofglitter) for making a genuinely quite cool vlogging tag!
Stay supermegaawesome danosaurs.
edit: why does everyone in the comments seem to think i'm a virgin? were people expecting the youtubers to literally describe their first sex in these videos i mean rly also that's the enjoyable irony of the title
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The Joy of Illness
by danisnotonfire 1,641,038 views
I've been sick for a week! AND WHAT FUN I'VE HAD. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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I could have spent the week dying quietly in the corner (like I probably should have) but I instead decided to vent all of my sadness and fury into a video. Now that's what I call healthy expression.
I literally sound like a goose.
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Dan the Dinosaur
by danisnotonfire 1,706,592 views
This video has been funded by KELLOGG'S KRAVE cereal. - i'm supposed to say thanks for helping me make the video but my face literally has bruises. a catapult? you fiends. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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I hope you guys enjoyed! It seems you all wanted it to be by far the most insane of the challenges and I like to think my destroyed bedroom floor testifies to that, haha. So many mice will now live in my bedroom.
VIP competition challenges open Friday at 9.30am and close Sunday at 9.00pm - click here to get
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and THANKS TO PHIL (for getting his revenge?) http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
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TRUTH OR DARE 5
by danisnotonfire 1,587,383 views
IT IS HERE. Dan being subjected to the sick wishes of the internet in TRUTH OR DARE 5! click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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you sent those truths and dares so i hope you guys enjoyed this! it was very fun to film until the wasabi (which was fun in a my-eyes-are-melting kind of way). please share it around if you enjoyed it to spread the love :D
I Can't Even: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQy-834HY3M
Knightmare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74r-EbIqt9s
edited ps: at vidcon i was inspired to make more videos more often so look forward to those
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How NOT to Stay Cool
by danisnotonfire 1,935,714 views
I AM 50012% DONE WITH THIS HEATWAVE. this video contains no helpful advice whatsoever. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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what's it like where you live?! and any tips on actually keeping cool because apaz it's gonna be like this for a while and i'm dying here. i hope you enjoyed!
i thought you'd be interested to know i woke up this morning ready to make a totally different video but had a sudden beautiful moment of inspiration and pooped this video out with passion.
so much unintended censoring.
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Dan & Phil vs. Tumblr
by danisnotonfire 1,802,445 views
We go to the deep dark corners of Tumblr ..and what we see, cannot be unseen. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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or check out mi amigo Phil: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
Big shoutout to all the amazing and hilarious people on tumblr for watching my videos and making this stuff! Nothing cheers me up when I'm down quite like a stroll through your blogs. And also a thanks to the people that watch me who don't have a tumblr! haha.
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I used my 'likes' as a way to save the best stuff I saw in my tag without having to wade through the gif challenges and imagines while recording! So many unironic imagines blogs. So many.
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What not to do at The Beach
by danisnotonfire 1,939,058 views
I had a bad day by the sea. So I made a video expressing my UNFATHOMABLE FURY at human kind. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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But what about you guys?? What about beaches do you like the leastes? (I tried) Please unleash your emotions in the comments down below or if you feel creative, a video response!
Thanks to the guys from http://youtube.com/SortedFood for being in the video! check out this video where they made me and Phil eat snails and frogs legs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGNP5Zt-Uo it was the worst.
(This was filmed in Cannes, France as I was there doing some work for actual YouTube! It was warm and had palm trees.)
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Internet Support Group 2
by danisnotonfire 1,267,012 views
I was feeling like Jesus so decided to spend another evening looking back on all of my mistakes to help solve your problems! click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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Thanks to all the people that sent me emails! the adress is DanGivesAdvice@gmail.com I'll be sure to wade through the many-thousand of them again when I do this next.
but remember guys there's certain things that I shouldn't really be offering advice on.
http://www.childline.org.uk/Pages/Hom... :)
See you next week evurryone.
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Ironic Appreciation
by danisnotonfire 1,255,259 views
Are we losing ourselves to irony? Or using it to shield our guilty pleasures? Has society shackled us behind bars of sarcasm?! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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okay so i have of course now recovered from this myself. no more inappropriate yoloing for me. though i will continue to watch winnie the pooh in my spare time BECAUSE I WANT TO OKAY IT'S GOOD
i hope you enjoyed! please share your guilty pleasures or opinions (god help us all) down in the comments belooow :)
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Fictional Friends
by danisnotonfire 1,777,255 views
The dangers of becoming addicted to fictional universes and the heartbreak that ensues when they inevitably betray you. Click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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This may or may not explain what I have spent most of my time doing recently. ..make sure to tell me what you're watching/being heartbroken by at the moment! You guys have good taste so I look forward to seeing it. haha.
dw I've taken the picture of Daenerys off my pillow now.
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Draw My Life - Dan Howell
by danisnotonfire 1,998,032 views
HERE IT IS. The video everyone has been dismembering themselves with excitement for. I draw my life so far!
and ya'll can follow my life AS IT HAPPENS on twitter! http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire ^__^
If there's being late to the draw my life party, I've turned up at 6am the next morning when everyone's crawling out of the house and puking in the flower bed.
I hope you all enjoy it! I didn't want to make it either ridiculously depressing or cheesy which seems hard with these videos! haha. but it is my actual life story :p
yes i've been a bit busy recently but dw i wanna get back to pumping out the videos! thanks guys.
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APARTMENT TOUR!!1!
by danisnotonfire 1,498,102 views
The moment all of mankind has been waiting for. Let's look at Dan's stuff! WOO!!!!!! click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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Complete with butt-chair. And scary-sex-neighbour. ..like seriously though he makes some WEIRD ASS NOISES I really don't want to know what he's doing. ..totally don't.
I do hope you enjoyed! And my next video will be the climax of my audience video takeover! Look forward to it ;D Thank you!
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THE POWER NAP
by danisnotonfire 1,479,366 views
The time Dan decided to hide under a table and have a nap ..at work. Yeah I don't know why I'm allowed to be alive seriously. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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Click here to watch Part 1! THE PANIC ALARM: http://youtu.be/F99LYU8dVSE
it's funny because both of these stories are literally 100% accurate. i look back and think why
just
why
..why..........
but hey i'm a good role model just never do ANYTHING i EVER DO EVER :D
see you next week!
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THE PANIC ALARM
by danisnotonfire 1,669,058 views
The time Dan actually pressed a panic alarm and it was the worst thing ever omfg. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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Click here to watch Part 2: THE POWER NAP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad_LVGJfH-M (it might somehow be even worse what is my life)
or see me and Phil in the 401 show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abQT__VBDRg
this is literally word for word what happened what is my life and why do I do this to myself. this is why I will never work in retail again. ..well to be honest who would ever hire me after hearing this story oh well #yolo
I hope you enjoyed :D
ps: sorry this took a while to make! as some of you know I have been HORIFICALLY ill but I am all better now so the videos will keep on coming. ^__^ thanks!
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Human Interaction
by danisnotonfire 2,048,545 views
Look it isn't personal, I just hate you all. JK I'm just incredibly lazy. Help. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and yo if you want to know what's happening in my life, you should follow me on twitter!! http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire
srsly tho it's not all the time, but some days i just want to be in my own space! ..and i will be the worst and least interesting human you've ever met.
but what about you?! if you are like me then tell me in the comments! or if you've ever irritated a friend or been irritated yourself by doing this, let us all know down below! haha :]
WEEK 1 of the HAPPY1MILLIONSUBSCRIBERFOURWEEKFOURVIDEOTAKEOVER! woop.
this took 29 hours to make. idek why. i plan to get back on my weekend schedule after this haha.
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DAN IS ON FIRE
by danisnotonfire 2,004,776 views
A horrific accident on the set of an otherwise pleasantly sexual music video shoot. ..the reason my initial 'Happy 1,000,000 video' didn't go to plan. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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To clarify: yes I was actually on fire but the whole thing was a joke. there was no music video as the whole thing was a joke, but I was legitimately on fire.
but no really a million subscribers! wow. I don't think I'll ever fully appreciate that number! haha. thanks to everyone that has been with me at any point over the last 3 years, and hey, into the future! the best is yet to come ;D
and yes that was real fire I actually could have died or become horribly deformed.
sexy endscreen official song coming to itunes soon (not really) (i wish)
Danke to: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil for ruining everything.
And the bodacious: http://www.youtube.com/user/CiaranOBrien89 for filming it.
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How not to survive School
by danisnotonfire 2,708,244 views
Dan presents his expert guide on EVERYTHING TO AVOID if you want an enjoyable education! click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and my hearts go out to all of you who, like me, spend most every other week rolling around on the floor having a quarter-life crisis.
but seriously, if you are in school and it is the worst, stay strong! most of us survive! just look for that light at the end of the tunnel. haha :)
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IT WAS A MISSION. BUT I FINISHED THIS VIDEO!! woo! there will be a new one this weekend as well dw :) -
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New Year? NEW YOU!
by danisnotonfire 1,545,819 views
How to actually achieve your New Year's resolution as explained by YouTube's worst life-coach, Dan. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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What do you think you can do to make your life a little happier? Even if it's a small thing it's worth doing it for you! :) Make sure to tell me these or any Resolution mega-fails you've had down in the comments :D
It was a truly spiritual journey making this sequel to my other New Years videos. Hopefully I can begin to turn my life around now I have resorted to literally being forced to exercise out of awkwardness in front of someone. I am grateful you have been on this adventure with me.
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CHRISTMAS DISASTER
by danisnotonfire 1,875,673 views
Some of the most HORRIFIC things that can happen to you this festive season. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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go here to find out more from the Red Cross! https://www.facebook.com/Lifeliveitnow (the more u know u kno?)
and thank you to the fantastic:
http://youtube.com/amazingphil
http://youtube.com/kickthepj
http://youtube.com/crabstickz
and do please let us all know down below about any Christmas fails you have committed! I can't be the only one to smash a TV with my butt right? ..right? but I hope you enjoyed this festive special and I will see you guys soon :D
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Men vs Women
by danisnotonfire 2,613,618 views
Who really has it harder, Men or Women? IT IS TIME TO FIND OUT. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and thank you to the wonderful carrie for decimating the entire male population: http://youtube.com/itswaypastmybedtime
I mean honestly I think we all knew the results before the video even began, but it's still funny to laugh about painful boobs and awkward teenage boners. OUR LIVES LOL
but do leave opinions or any other examples you may have in the comments!! but nothing about social issues please. this is -stricly- biological. if you have a problem take it up with god. see you next week guys! ^^
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How to ruin a Meme
by danisnotonfire 1,758,820 views
The life and death of internet joke. Featuring PENIS and that awful guy from Facebook. click here to subscribe to my channel to be told when I make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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well done to all of you for being the shining beacon of hope in the otherwise suspiciously-damp cave of despair that is humanity.
Dan and Phil POSTER and new tshirt! http://www.districtlines.com/danisnotonfire get 'em while they're hot so you get them while you're cold :D and yes when you get to the checkout they'll convert Dollars to your currency!
but I hope this video pleased you! I just couldn't not show you guys when I saw that on my feed like seriously I just sat there in shock for about 10 minutes. What should our slogan for the Grumpy Elderly Hipster club be?
and fyi mission Dan-srsly-don't-be-nocturnal begins this weekend.
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List of reasons why I'm an awful Human Being
by danisnotonfire 2,575,229 views
tbh i'd be surprised if Jesus himself would forgive me after watching this. click here to subscribe to my channel to be told when I make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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BUT you should tell me all your annoying habits in the comments so i don't feel as atrociously evil! or if you have a flaming rant you'd like to express about one of the things i do then you can also feel free! haha.
but i do hope you enjoyed and i need to work on not going to bed at 4am. see you next week buddies! :] (that sounded lame)
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What not to do on Public Transport
by danisnotonfire 2,058,168 views
Things you should NEVER do out of the safety of your own home for risk of angry commuters, trenchcoat-exhibitionists and escalator shaped scars. click here to subscribe to my channel to be told when I make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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Unfortunately everything I say in this video is true and has literally happened in the last 3 weeks fml.
but what bout u?!?!?! please let me know your thoughts in the comments or a video response so we can all have a chuckle :D and i hope you enjoyed!
it was worth this video being delayed for all the photoshopped pictures. so worth it.
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Internet Support Group
by danisnotonfire 1,670,392 views
Come share your problems with Agony Dan! please don't sue me. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and make sure you're following me on twitter so you know when I ask for things again! http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire
but make sure you tell me in the comments if you have any relationship advice or anything you wanna get of your chest! I'm sure it will be a good mix of helpfulness, laughs and advice that is potentially illegal. just like this video.
I hope you enjoyed :) and sorry for the delay!
all this crazy radio news and what not. see you next friday.
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ENVY
by danisnotonfire 1,495,579 views
One of the seven deadly sins. I will turn off the TV if you're beating me at Halo. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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Make sure you leave a comment saying what things you are jealous/envious of! Have any advice for coping with it? Maybe a hilurius anecdote? Tell us down in the comments ^__^
I hope you enjoyed! I may do 6 more videos like this.
See you next ~Friday~ (see that doesn't spell something rude now)
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SMOKING IS COOL
by danisnotonfire 2,423,906 views
Dan kissed a girl and didn't like it, the taste of her ashtray chapstick. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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part of the #AwkwardConversations discussion on youtube!
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but what is your opinion on fags? oh yeah sorry british. CIGARETTES.
have any funny/awkward stories about friends or parents? cringey conversations? let me know in the comments! then we can all sail across the shitstorm of learning into the horizon.
I guess this was technically a danecdote. hope you enjoyed! see you next week :)
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How To Speak INTERNET
by danisnotonfire 6,226,396 views
A guide to all of today's internet slang, with Jack and Finn the twins and Dan. (unintentional rhyme) click here to check out the video on Jack's channel! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91x1_M1ucQM
or click here to subscribe to me to be told when I make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfire
any words you didn't know, anything we missed? let us know in the comments below :D
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Jack's channel: http://youtube.com/jacksgap
Jack's twitter: http://twitter.com/jacksgap
Jack's facebook: http://facebook.com/jacksgap
Finn's twitter: http://twitter.com/finnharries
Finn's facebook: http://facebook.com/finnharries
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what sexual links! I hope you all enjoyed this twist on a youtube classic. see yo next week :) -
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FANDOMS
by danisnotonfire 2,311,889 views
FANDOMS one of the most amazing and dangerous forces on this earth. And also one of Dan's favourite things on the internet. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
re :D
but do tell me! are you a member of any fandoms? do you have any fandom problems you would like to share? or did you stare in disbelief at this video and wonder what the hell has gone wrong with humanity? let me know in the comments :D I want to be involved in your life!!
it's hard to make a video about fandoms relatable when pretty much all the ships are gay. dantesers 4 lyfe.
shout out to my Avengers fandom victim: http://youtube.com/paperlilies
I hope you enjoyed! see you next week guys.
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Life's Unanswerable Questions
by danisnotonfire 2,489,297 views
In which the worlds greatest and most oh-god-stupid mysteries are answered. By Dan and Alex. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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And of course you should check out the wonderful Alex's channel if you for some reason don't know who he is: http://youtube.com/nerimon I wore my best/worst ever tshirt just for this delightful collaboration. I hope you liked it.
At the time of posting this video I wasn't aware people would be taking the answers so seriously when they were just supposed to be jokey responses to the attitude of the question :p I'd link you to the website but it was some obscure blogspot plus I think the person put their email there and I don't want to cause cyber bullying.
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The Meaning of Life
by danisnotonfire 1,582,008 views
In which you learn what is the meaning of life. According to Dan. Which may disappoint you if you just want to do it with everything. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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I hope you guys enjoyed this! I felt like I've wanted to make a video about this for a while.
Basically just know that you are essentially the centre of your own universe so you should do everything you can to make your life the best it can be. Yes you should care about other people but that's not the point I'm making. This isn't to tell people what I'm doing or to give advice to everybody's different situations it's just to make people that might not have previously been aware to think about it. Go join the circus.
*barfs uncontrollably* yup needed that. see you next friday guys! :)
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Sexy Internet Dating - London
by danisnotonfire 1,692,673 views
THE SQUEAKUAL. Sexual guinea pig dating fun has now come to London. click the 'share' button above this sentence to share this video with facebook or twitter! :D and click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and a thank you to http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
One of the biggest factors in our decision to move from Manchester was fear of a man called Harold who we realised lived in our building, this pales in comparison to Manesh who I now fear will be hiding outside my bedroom window completely naked waiting for a moment to strike. I hope you guys enjoyed!
--OFFICIAL LLAMARMY LLAMA HATS OMG-- http://www.districtlines.com/64003-Llama-Hat/danisnotonfire how exciting! email me a pic and I'll feature you in a future sexy viewers montage :]
Also I just realised that prior to this my last three videos in a row were all reasonswhydansafail's *vomit* so look forward to some variation in the coming weeks! haha.
See you next Friday.
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PERSONAL SPACE
by danisnotonfire 1,816,453 views
stop invading my bubble you space invaders. it's not my fault my elbow is perfect boob height for most females on public transport. click here to subscribe to my channel to be told when i make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
re wahoo :D
but tell me! this weeks internet support group topic is all about bubbles. kind of. do you have any entertaining idiosyncrasies?! or an anecdote of joy? tell me in the comments so we can all make each other feel better!
see you next friday :)
(ps thank you to http://youtube.com/whataboutadam for tenderly assaulting my neck at the end)
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I Can't Sleep
by danisnotonfire 2,445,570 views
and it's completely my fault. also someone incepted me into having sexy times with Oprah. click here to subscribe to my channel! you'll be told when i make a new video http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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and click here for my ~Second Channel~ if you want the occassional bonus dan woo: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
but seriously one of those nights where you feel like you were awake for the whole thing but trapped in a horrific maelstrom of nonsense. it was the worst. what about you?! leave a comment telling me your sleep stories! yay internet support group yay. my next video will be new and exciting.
i hope you enjoyed ^__^
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I Care Too Much
by danisnotonfire 1,812,720 views
ALL THE FEELS. except literally and it's kind of debilitating. new videos every thursday! :D click here to subscribe: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfi
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do you have my problem? caring too much about other peoples feelings? or easily jealous? in the spirit of the internet support group tell me in the comments and we can all band together to be slightly less worse :D
this is technically a reasons why dan's a fail but i want to make a new intro for that so yeah.
i hope you enjoy!
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Innuendo Bingo
by danisnotonfire 1,847,331 views
Innuendo Bingo with Dan and Phil on Radio 1. Two boys get sexual and end up making each other very wet as people watch and laugh and some people take photos and film them.
click the 'share' button to show this video to your friends on twitter or facebook :D
and click here to subscribe to my channel to see when i make a new video! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfire
Featuring: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
Also you should totally check out our behind the scenes videos for the Fun and Filth cabaret in Edinburgh as they are actually amazing:
Day 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNwzwK8gcYY
Day 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW5A1q8OCaI
I hope you enjoyed! After watching these pretty films and being seduced by the accents I need to escape before Scotland traps me forever.
See you next Friday!
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Truth or Dare 4
by danisnotonfire 2,040,285 views
Truth or Dare. DAN VS THE INTERNET. look what you made him endure.
plz click here to tweet this video! http://clicktotweet.com/9lesn
or just click the 'share' button to share it on facebook! :D
and press the 'subscribe' button above to see when i make a new video.
did you enjoy?! i think it's nice once in a while to not be 'creative' or 'original' and just put toothpaste on your face. yep.
thanks to my glamorous assistant: http://youtube.com/amazingphil
new video next friday! :D thank you
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5 Kinds of Drunk People
by danisnotonfire 2,557,605 views
Side effects may include: silliness, anger, embarrassment, tiredness, promiscuity with a chance of Blastoise, and spontaneous nudity.
plz click the 'Share' button to show this video to your friends! :D
and tell me your opinions/horrific anecdotes in the comments! Then as usual we can all learn from/laugh at each other and have teh funs. and which one are you? (I'm probably a fun and unhealthy mix of 1&5)
also new danisnotonfire next Friday how exciting!
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DRAMA LLAMA
by danisnotonfire 2,840,206 views
Internet Drama - Y U EXIST? Some handy tips to defend against stupidity, because ..well y'know YOLO. *joking*
plz click the 'share' button and show anyone who you think might enjoy/benefit from this :D
and tell me what internet behaviour you find annoying! we have each other guys.
--LIVE SHOW-- omg
click here - http://www.younow.com/users/danisnotonfire then log in with Facebook and press 'become a fan' - yay!
i hope you guys enjoyed! on the srs-silly meter this was in the middle i think. what did you think?
(new video in soon)
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I Will Go Down With This Ship
by danisnotonfire 3,485,055 views
Fan-fiction, shipping, Cherimon and OJ.. when did it get so popular?! ..and normal
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GO GOLDEEN!!
just fyi this video is not meant to be taken seriously. fan-fiction isn't creepy, i'm creepier than you anyway, we're all meant to chuckle at this together and the thorki joke is just a joke, thou canst do what thou wantst on the internet :D
Starring: http://youtube.com/charlie & http://youtube.com/nerimon
and of course http://youtube.com/amazingphil
in the words of super nanny, the fact this took two weeks is UNASSEPTABLE (but i think it was worth it to have charlie and alex. don't you?)
enjoy!
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Near-Death Experience
by danisnotonfire 1,593,945 views
Near death experience? I shouldn't be alive. Dan's possibly biblically induced misadventures in traffic, lunch time and BLOODY 2FT LONG BLAZING MACHETES
click here to check you are subscribed to me! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfire :D danke schön
remember to tell me if you've ever had a near death experience! this should be pretty entertaining. let's keep it light hearted though - don't want to make people sad xD
but I hope you enjoyed! seems like a while since I did a proper RWDAF.
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How To Procrastinate LIKE A PRO
by danisnotonfire 1,961,268 views
WARNING: This video is in no way helpful if you want to stop procrastinating or succeed at anything in life.
click here to tweet this video! http://clicktotweet.com/25hkW
remember to tell me how you like to procrastinate guys! :D haha.
we can all wallow in each others fail like usual.
(i have done everything in this video on at least 6 occasions)
(also is it perhaps ironic that this video is 3 days late because of the exact things included in this video? fml)
hope you enjoy!
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What not to do In Town
by danisnotonfire 1,892,104 views
The things NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO in town/at the mall/your local watering hole, some awkward things Dan does, and some people that genuinely scare him. Enjoy :D
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As usual if you have any funny stories/things to say then please tell me in the comments! I think we all know by now how hilarious you guys' comments on my video are xD
this video took so long to make as i actually went into town 3 times to try and film the statue guy. what is my life.
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How To Speak Northern
by danisnotonfire 1,946,429 views
Edutainment!! Dan and the rest of the world learn of the wonders and HORRORS of Northern England.
How To Speak Northern English! (not) Enjoy :D
here is Charlie's original video if you are one of the 3 people on earth who haven't seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnhzA9GrF1o
and here is my pal Chris! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REGTzgunBZk
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The Airport Incident
by danisnotonfire 1,872,656 views
Dan's recent airport experience of embarrassment, genocide, frozen bread and anal probing. SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY
R.I.P crappy Sony Vaio.
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(as my computer died I have to re-find the 'sexy viewers' photos so look forward to that next time! ;])
I promise my next video won't be an anecdote xD hope you enjoy!
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What not to do at the Cinema
by danisnotonfire 2,231,896 views
The don'ts and PLEASE, PLEASE DON'Ts of going to the cinema. as reminisced by Dan.
Do you guys have any funny cinema stories? Tell me in the comments!! :D
or leave a video response.
hope you guys enjoy!
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How I Got Fired
by danisnotonfire 2,016,442 views
Dan's facepalmingly awkward yet funny-to-laugh-at adventures in customer service. fml. everything I say in this video is true!
..except that I've probably killed about 15 people. (I hope)
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hope you all enjoyed!
sorry it took two weeks, I had a creative block and spent 4 days rolling around on the carpet in sadness.
see you soooooooon ^__^
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Sexy Internet Dating
by danisnotonfire 2,081,686 views
Sexy guinea pig action has come to town! to spoil everyone's (mostly) innocent romantic internet dating fun this Valentines. trololol
I saw some things I cannot unsee. also I'm never leaving the house in case I bump into Harold. Also this should not be used as an online dating tutorial.
check out the new episode of the Super Amazing Project! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dDS_p8xWA
TSHIRTS :)
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and thanks to http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil for his help making this.
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DIE EMO SCUM
by danisnotonfire 1,572,037 views
Emo 14 year old Dan relives his tales of failure and 2012 Dan gives wonderful mathematical insight into the world of YouTube. ..and humps a box
All the stories in this were essentially 100% accurate. xD
BACK TO FAPPING AT MODERN WARFARE!
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send me a photo if you buy one and I'll feature you in my next video! :D
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LEFT HANDEDISM
by danisnotonfire 1,799,057 views
Left handed discrimination suffered by Dan throughout his life.
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It's all true. (apart from the graphic violence)
are you left handed too? or do you sympathise? click here to tweet the video! http://clicktotweet.com/4kzd2 :D
hope you enjoy guys :)
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you can buy them from wherever you are in the world and they are amazing!
i hope you like them as much as i do :D
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Thanks to Life of Luxury for sending me that awesome tshirt :D
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Oli Sykes - Would You Rather?
by danisnotonfire 1,142,341 views
Oli Sykes of Bring Me The Horizon plays 'Would you rather?' with Dan and Phil!
taken from our radio show :D hope you enjoy.
to watch the whole 1 hour SPECTACULAR click here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00n10ml
woooo
new video in 7 days! :]
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OMG UR soo POSH L0L!!1!
by danisnotonfire 1,527,898 views
SORRY FOR KNOWING HOW TO TALK.
(I clearly have some repressed issues)
Click here to tweet this video! http://clicktotweet.com/ZxwiC
Hope you guys enjoy! :D
All HILARIOUSNESS aside there's no srsbsnss here, I know how I sound. xD
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Radio show!!
10pm-12am Radio 1 Christmas Day
http://bbc.co.uk/radio1
IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING
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College Dropout
by danisnotonfire 1,411,383 views
The story of why I was temporarily depressed but now happy and why I am a college dropout ..or going to be ..or maybe not idk it's confusing isn't it (don't worry about my life I know what I'm doing. haha)
Hope you guys enjoy this video XD I feel like it's been a while since I talked about my life, but if you don't want me to I promise I'll never do it again.
thanks to philllll: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
And check out the SUPERAMAZINGPROJECT :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGIRAD_XxOs
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OMG WTF ASDFGHJKL
by danisnotonfire 1,588,885 views
the tale of a boy who nearly had something long, hard and deadly inserted into him.
..sorry i couldn't resist. xD
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remember to tell me your near death experiences/family embarrassment stories in the comments!! ^__^ i will be reading them.
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Inappropriate Winking
by danisnotonfire 1,934,419 views
it turns out High School Musical is like The Ring but instead of killing you it makes you awkwardly wink at people until you destroy your social life. (which is much worse)
hope u guyz liked the video! :]
and plz follow me on vyou! http://vyou.com/danisnotonfire ^__^
and my super awesome Gold Saucer t-shirt is from insert-coin clothing!
http://www.insertcoinclothing.com/tees/guys/gold-saucer/
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That Charity Advert
by danisnotonfire 767,890 views
you know, that one that comes on every day and ruins your afternoon..
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all passing around of this video will be greatly appreciated :D
hope you guys enjoyed this, new video in 10 days!
featuring:
http://youtube.com/crabstickz
http://youtube.com/kickthepj
and http://youtube.com/amazingphil wait what?
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Truth or Dare 3
by danisnotonfire 1,927,949 views
Truth or Dare it's back again!!
now more borderline and revealing (literally) than ever.
the best part of a trilogy is always the third one isn't it..
please favourite this video if you enjoyed it, and hope you guys enjoy!! :D
and if you haven't already, you should totally subscribe! just click the button above the video :))
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HOT BOYS on Teen Cribz
by danisnotonfire 1,434,562 views
Only the HOTTEST boys with the SHINYEST kitchen utensils and HARD breakfast bars are here to give you an intimate tour of their pad.
..or not but hey :D
I hope u guise like our place!
now I am settled it will be much easier for me to make videos more often ;)
my flatmate phil if you didn't know! http://youtube.com/amazingphil
plz post a video response if you'd like to show your crib to the internet! :]
this video was an unspeakable horror to edit so i hope you all enjoyed! haha
see you soon ^__^
also the video name is a -reference- to the lisanova video before people start derping in the comments
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SPIRAL OF LIES
by danisnotonfire 1,189,102 views
When an innocent white lie cascades in to a WHIRLING VORTEX OF MISERY.
also my extreme inability to walk into a full room. that story has actually happened about 8 times fml.
I hope you guys enjoy! :D
sorry for looking so horrendously ugly in this video, it's hot and sticky here!!
i don't look like this irl i promise.
(danmail 4 is delayed due to circumstances beyond my control)
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xxxsexyllamas.com
by danisnotonfire 1,559,156 views
the fear of anything innapropriate you've ever seen in your life ever suddenly appearing at the worst time imaginable.
i haven't actually been on that website by the way, i wonder what's there..
i hope you guys enjoy! :D
(new video very soon)
vyou have updated their website and it's supersupersuperawesome!!
sign up and check me out! ^__^ http://vyou.com/danisnotonfire
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Would You Rather ..?
by danisnotonfire 2,416,410 views
would you rather ? Two boys get hot and steamy answering the most INTENSE questions imaginable.
Thanks to everyone who gave me their suggestions on my second channel! :D
you should subscribe to it if you aren't already.. (it's really good)
http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
and thank you of course to my special guest: http://youtube.com/amazingphil
sorry it took so long! i have been le busy.
but now IT'S SUMMER YAY so videos will be good and frequent! :)
hope you guys thought it was worth the wait ^____^
lovelove.
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STUPID HANDSHAKES
by danisnotonfire 1,192,306 views
Am I the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH that suffers with this?!
Okay all jokey extremeness aside though, this is a serious problem for me.
Does anyone else share my awkwardness? D: hahaha
But hey pass this video to your friends maybe we can start a REVOLUTION!!
..no? ok.
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Dan Mail 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eriKsn1idu8 :D
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and sorrrryyyy it's been a while x] it's uni exam time and other lame excuses.
my next video will not take 3 weeks! *internet promise*
also a 2 minute video?! that shaves 15 minutes off my usual average xD
I'm sure my next video will be 6 minutes long so don't worry.
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PSYCHO FRENCH TEACHER
by danisnotonfire 1,927,855 views
that awkward moment when you find out your french teacher is a half-dog/robot psychopath.
but tell me what you thought guys! ^__^ did you like this video? would you want to see more like this?
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POM-BEAR MASSACRE
by danisnotonfire 886,632 views
A story of Love, War, Potatoes and Retribution.
click here to tweet this video: http://clicktotweet.com/v9x0Q
plz share this video around!
you have no idea how awkward it was to hold a camera, control two pom-bears, and voice act at the same time. xD
forgive the randomness but i thought i needed to upload something a bit different.
also note how this isnt 10 minutes long, GO ME.
i hope you all enjoy! :]
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How To Make British Pancakes
by danisnotonfire 1,747,783 views
The best edutaining pancake tutorial OF ALL TIME..
We thank Jesus and Delia Smith for our inspiration.
EDUTAINMENT
plz http://clicktotweet.com/n5k9_ :D
or share our recipe on facebook! :]
For ingredients and logical instructions this is the recipe we followed:
http://is.gd/gI91QS
but BE WARNED it only made 4 pancakes so double all the measurements!
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because it's new and exciting and stuff - http://vyou.com/danisnotonfire
and check out our awesome channel!! http://vyou.com/channels/fantasticfoursome
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LET'S GET PHYSICAL
by danisnotonfire 1,142,961 views
England's hunkiest body builder gives you a sneek peak of his new fitness DVD!
and then everybody threw up because it was so bad.
Happy 2011 danosaurs! :D
the amount of malteasers that were consumed in the making of this video will take about 4 years of going to the gym to correct anyway x_x hahaha
Click here to check out DANMAIL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYMU4F-EKck
also I will get better at using my camera!
this video took 8 hours to edit and 4 hours to render o_o APPRECIATE ME.
see you soon guys!! :]
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AmazingDan 2
by danisnotonfire 1,181,080 views
The cult phenomenon is back.. me and Phil answer some more of your questions! :D
make sure you're all subscribed to Phil!! http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil :]]
AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY :D
I hope this is what you all hoped for!
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I NEARLY DIED. (not)
by danisnotonfire 1,457,543 views
The joys of Flucloxacillin and other miscellanious adventures. danisnotonfire drinking game: take a shot every time I say 'litrally'.
I think I've gained about 10 pounds just from sympathy chocolate this week D:
and 'DanMail' video on danisnotinteresting will be coming soon!!
Hope you guys enjoy :D
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IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN. CLICK HERE FOR 'Dan and Phil play Sonic 4': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dduneCif3zY :):):)
And check out me talking about why nerdy people are HAWT on Apartment Red: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmezqIAEGWg ^^
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Dan and Phil play Sonic 4
by danisnotonfire 834,201 views
Watch as two friends are torn apart by a video game most people could play when they were 6.
Dan turns into an epic rage beast and Phil trololols.
Check out the Halloween special of Apartment Red with me, Phil and 3sixty5days! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi1YGBhbRL4
And of course me and Phil's awesome GEDDAN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdrPihL6cA4
(and subscribe to Phil for being awesome!! http://youtube.com/amazingphil )
plz let me know if you found this video funny guys!
Also I made censored version of this for people who might be offended by my profanities: notuploadedyet (naughtynaughty)
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University Life
by danisnotonfire 1,193,398 views
WILD PARTIES AND NON STOP PG-13 ACTION.
no I just play Halo with the curtains closed all day xD
remember to please post a video response showing me around where you live!! :D
..becuase I'm secretly collecting information for the FBI.
haha not really.
no really.
but my next video will be up soon this time and I said PROMISE! :]
lovelovelove
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Stupid Air Fresheners
by danisnotonfire 1,222,834 views
THEY ATTACK YOU, AND HAVE STUPID NAMES.
true story.
SUBCRIBE TO PHIL HE IS THE BEST http://youtube.com/amazingphil
sorry it took so long! I have literally been ill for like a month x_x hahaha
but I hope you guys like it :D
new videos will be coming soon!!!! (promise)
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Truth or Dare 2
by danisnotonfire 2,047,307 views
Truth or Dare It's back! and this time it's not too 'SEXUALLY INNAPROPRIATE' :D yay! with added planking plank plank
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I asked you guys on my second channel to send me Truths and Dares, I picked some of the best ones, and did them on camera :]
except this time I was harrassing Phil, and people trying to shop.
and there will be more of these in the future don't worry! ^-^
(there were a couple things I didn't get the oppertunity to do that I HAVE to do one day)
but I promise my next video will be something more original, and not too far away! haha
hope you guys enjoy it :)
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Dan Vs. Phil
by danisnotonfire 1,176,552 views
the epic battle to find out who is the ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE....
*cough*
xD
I hope you enjoy the video guys :]] me and phil literally spent the last 48 hours editing it. x_x haha
but a big thankyouu to http://xacti-passion.com for taking us to Jamaica!! ^-^ check out the website if you'd like to win a holiday and one of the cameras we're using in this video, as well to see all the videos us and the other youtubers have made :D
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Stalker Prank Call
by danisnotonfire 1,328,111 views
me and some devious YouTube buddies prank call a stalker who leaves a note outside Phil's hotel room.
genuine fear and hilarity ensues.
Starring:
Conspirator - Molly: http://youtube.com/mememolly
President of Deceit - Bryony: http://youtube.com/paperlilies
Ace Camera Man - PJ: http://youtube.com/kickthepj
and Phil who just kind of stood there the whole time http://youtube.com/amazingphil
long video is very long
sorry it took a while i've actually been busy o_o
CLASSIC OLDSKOOL STYLE DANISNOTONFIRE VIDEO UP SOON!!
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AmazingDan
by danisnotonfire 1,819,196 views
me and the wonderful phil answer your questions ^-^
and click here to watch the me asking questions to phil! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQItMIzzYg :D:D
and if you aren't already (lol) you should subscribe to phil!
http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil =]
hope you guys enjoy!
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Truth or Dare
by danisnotonfire 2,115,704 views
Truth or Dare
this video is the ultimate shame.
so i asked you guys on my 2nd channel to give me Truths or Dares to do for your amusement!
i picked the funniest, put them in a giant sock, and proceded to make myself look really stupid xD hahaha
my parents asked my why there was lots of ice in the bin.
i think my next door neighbour saw me being innapropriate with the banana from her garden.
and no longer enjoy cinnamon with my hot chocolate. x]
enjoy! :D
my second channel: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire
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http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire
ps: this video was the culmination of about 5 solid days of planning shopping filming and tenuous editing x]
i hope you guys like it!
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A Day In The Life Of A Superhero
by danisnotonfire 373,233 views
with great power comes great responsibility, and sexy helmets.
o__o
hey guys :D
sorry i was away for a couple weeks, i've been up north visiting uni's ^^
this video is hilariously bad, i just hope you guys appreciate the major effort that this all was xD
ive got loads of cool ideas for new videos that i think you guys will enjoy, so i can't wait for the near future :)) haha
love you guys
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SERIOUS BUSINESS
by danisnotonfire 853,446 views
SRS BSNSS. O__o
Hey everyone!! :D
sorry for the 4 week gap! (fail)
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
ever.
this video literally took about 50 hours to edit X_x
but you're all worth it xD
Second channel can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
please subscribe to that as there's gonna be lots on it all the time! :D
but yeah I hope you're all doing awesomely, i missed you ^-^
i'll see you all soon :D
(ill get working on the next video now xD)
x
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New Years Resolution Fail
by danisnotonfire 442,501 views
Happy 2010 everybody! :]
I sincerely wish you all good luck on your endeavours to get fit, adopt venezualans and or stop cake binging.
sorry for the 3 week gap guys!
ive been srs busy and stuffz.
but you should all prepare for an onslaught of REGULAR videos I have planned for the near future!! x]
I hope you're all doing well and that your year has gone well so far :)
x
If you want to know when I have a new video coming soon,
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How To Use A Gimp
by danisnotonfire 879,024 views
Hey guys :D
so I found this place where you can hire gimps
so I did
and I didn't get stabbed!!! ..yaaaayy
hope you guys think it's funny :]
but SORRRYYY I didn't upload a vid last week!
this one took a while and I've been super busy and blahblah
It won't happen again.
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How To Befriend Your Favourite Internet Stars
by danisnotonfire 1,001,095 views
This [mal]informative video will tell anyone who wants to live the dream, how you can get cosy with the youtube legend of your fantasies!
Stay tuned until the end for a SUPERCELEBRITYBONUS.
Yes I'm being sarcastic at times.
but this is kind of exactly what happened with me xD
I hope you like,
muchos love x
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Procrastination
by danisnotonfire 498,263 views
this actually happened,
i suck at life. xD
NEW VIDEO ON [Monday]lolsoz !
will adress some current issues and will be more real and vloggy than this.
sorry its been a while!
just wanted to let the new subscribers see my other two vids :]
hope your all doing well though!
ily :3
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BUTTERFINGERS
by danisnotonfire 811,869 views
Don't laugh, its recognised as a real disability nowadays.
hahaha. ^^
Thankyou so much to everybody that subscribed over the last couple of days!! It means alot!
And if you haven't yet, please subscribe!! :D
I hope you enjoy this video as it's an example of a type of video I'd like to do every now and then :]
& also the three songs featured in this video are probably the best three songs ever made.. you know its the truth.#
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HELLO INTERNET.
by danisnotonfire 807,207 views
So this is just a quick video to say hello :)
my first actual vid idea is coming later this weekend,
so SUBSCRIBE!! plz
haha D:
i've been peer pressured into finally making an introduction video, so here i am :]
so please sub because there's looooads to come :D
hope your all doing superawesome =]
