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not only is he bad ass but his house is too.
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Nick Offerman is so manly that if he went to war, by himself, against an entire army, he wouldn't be outmanned. He'd be outnumbered, but certainly not outmanned.
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Sarcasm Level: Tooootally 98
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Hell yes, he's got a Tom Waits Black Rider poster.
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he makes furniture from actual SLABS of wood. SLABS, not treated wood, like a MAN
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ashley tisdale is 27.. WOW
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What the hell is he making
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with your permission, i want to copy and paste this to every first comment i find
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Thank you, sir, I try :)
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Fuckin best comment ever! I love you.
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Nick Offerman: American Hero
jawayetti 4 months ago 326
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My God...
You are indeed first.
The Golden Light from Olympus shines on you. Few brave souls are offered the incredible opportunity to leave the first comment on a video, yet you do it so heroically and with the manliest poise. May the rarest of exotic women flock to you and feed you the sweetest grapes from their buttholes as you rest on the bodies of your fallen enemies in your mansion built from gold and kegs of Guinness.
I hope I can be like you one day. You truly are a God amongst men.
FilmmakerRyan in reply to porkjob (Show the comment) 4 months ago 117
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