HUMOR: “I just don’t think everyone on campus can really afford an equal opportunity to bullfight."

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HUMOR: “Clearly, the NFL fans have spoken, and they want sophisticated art and social commentary with their football."

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SATIRE: Cameron brought impeachment proceedings to the house after Brian failed to completely close the lid on the almond milk last Tuesday.

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Student jazz duo Babka and Yesman bring you holiday favorites, but with a special 2020 twist.

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SATIRE: “I fully intended to hold my conference at Kremlin Dry Cleaners. They are a great business. I sent them my pants after I rode that bear in the lake, and they did a great job."

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SATIRE: The next episode is set to air on Tuesday night, under the new title “The Bachelorette: No Girls Allowed.”

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Because of the COVID-19 pandemic, fraternities and sororities have been struggling to keep spirits high with their usual weekend festivities, but after months of being away from campus they have finally devised a strategy to recreate the parties of yore.

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SATIRE: In states with ballot initiatives and referendums, including California, each ballot item will be represented by two potential matches, one affirmative and one negative. Tinder’s profiles for California’s Proposition 22, which aims to treat app-based rideshare and delivery drivers as independent contractors, are an investor in a delivery app (Zac, 27) and an Uber driver (Benji, 24).

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SATIRE: Sources close to Trump attest to his love of Plop Tarts™.

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