So you found out your Zoom boyfriend is actually a satyr, now what?
The classic satyr switcheroo. It happens to the best of us, myself included.
Sarah Lewis
Sarah Lewis is the desk editor of the Humor section, an occasional writer for the Science and Technology news desk, and a gluttonous devourer of cheesy speculative fiction novels. She can often be found wearing silly hats in the Daily's satirical news videos, belting musical theatre songs, or burning toast. Contact her with questions, concerns, or Shakespearian insults at slewis 'at' stanforddaily.com
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