HumorJosh Hawley’s peers on his time at Stanford“Who? ‘John Holly’? Yeah … I don’t — I don’t think that rings any bells.” — Serious College Girlfriend of Three Years ’02Emma Parsons • Jan 19 2021
HumorSpooky! Party City unveils new costume: ‘Sexy Witch McConnell’Party City announced on Monday, via Nancy Pelosi’s Twitter, that they are unveiling a new "Sexy Witch McConnell" costume.Emma Parsons • Oct 19 2020
HumorVaden wonders if bulk deal on used condoms was worth itSATIRE: “It’s better if you don’t think about it,” said director of Vaden Dr. Kyle Midia.Emma Parsons • Oct 04 2020
Humor‘Gender reveals are still the hottest parties of the season,’ say white women dangerously oblivious to current eventsSATIRE: During our interview, and in a choice of words she seemed to regret immediately, Myers said that in the last few weeks she has really felt like she’s been “under fire.” Emma Parsons • Sep 29 2020