Here is a list of the top 100 greatest quotes and catchphrases from the TV, some of them I agree with and others just make me cringe. Here is the top 15 in photos, the rest of the list will be after the jump below.
#5 — “Ask not what your country can do for you …” (John F. Kennedy)
#4 — “Baby, you’re the greatest” (Ralph Kramden, “The Honeymooners”)
#3 — “You’re fired!” (Donald Trump, “The Apprentice”)
#2 — “One small step for man …” (Neil Armstrong)
#1 — “Here’s Johnny!” (Ed McMahon, “The Tonight Show”)
I thought “the truth is out there” from the The X-Files should have been higher up on the list, instead it is down the bottom end just before a quote from Paris Hilton.
View the full 100 quotes and catchphrases after the jump!!!
Lady GaGa is featured in the April issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, on the cover she is featured in her bra and a pair of granny pants.
She also opens up about to the magazine in an interview, she tells them about how one ex said she wouldn’t have a career and she would fail … guess he was wrong huh?
On that boyfriend: “I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”
On loving the stage: “My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.”
On people putting her down: “I ate shit for so long, being told I didn’t fit the mold and that I was ‘too pop’ or ‘too theater’…I’ve always been delusionally ambitious to the point where people don’t understand me.”
I wonder how stupid that boyfriend feels because I myself can’t walk down the street without hearing Lady GaGa, although to be honest most of the time she is blaring from my own ipod.
It’s gotten much worse for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller.
According to a new report on RadarOnline.com, they have allegedly engaged in at least ten different sexual threesomes during the course of their less-than-two-year marriage.
One woman in particular allegedly has been offered $40,000 to discuss her sexual adventure with Brooke, 32, and Charlie, 44.
“It’s more twisted than anyone knows or has suspected. It’s crazy.”
Currently, both the Two and a Half Men actor and his wife are undergoing rehab and have not expressed any desire to divorce.
When the famous burlesque dancer isn’t performing at the Crazy Horse or dancing in a martini glass she is coming up with new routines and keeping her to-die-for figure in shape.
The curvy beauty sat down with OK.uk to talk about what she’s been up to recently, how she keeps fit and what she likes to wear in bed.
What have you been up to recently?
I’ve been great! I’ve been spending a lot of time at my Paris apartment, taking French lessons and learning to live as a Parisienne! But now I am getting set to go back to Los Angeles to prepare for my shows at The MGM Grand in Las Vegas at The Crazy Horse Paris there.
What are your naughty wardrobe must-haves?
Great fitting lingerie. I always buy sexy bras of good quality that fit me well and give a good shape, and I always buy the string and the bikini that match. I am also obsessed with the perfect vintage fully-fashioned back-seamed stockings, so much so that I have my own brand which are made precisely as they were in the 1940s.
You obviously have an incredible (and world famous!) figure, how do you stay in shape?
I mostly do pilates on a reformer, but I also do yoga and take ballet classes. For me, variety is the key to a successful workout regime. When I get bored, I don’t want to go.
What do you wear to bed?
Either a little lace slip or nothing at all. I love being nude in very fine sheets. I keep a dressing gown next to the bed and that’s what I slip in and out of to wear around the house.
What’s it like being in your giant martini glass for The Bath? It looks uncomfortable!
Nothing worth doing is easy, and nothing that looks effortless actually is. I’m really only in there for about 3 minutes, and onstage, I never feel any kind of pain or discomfort anyway! I’ve come offstage with scrapes and cuts, but never feel it until later on.
Dita Von Teese EXCLUSIVE: Ok.co.uk gets up close and personal with the burlesque goddess [read the rest]
But, I’ve already copied the ones you’ll care about. And don’t even try to deny it.
In two days of Hollywood-living we’ve seen a whole different Sarah Palin. First it was the stand-up comic on ‘The Tonight Show‘ Tuesday night. Wednesday brought out Sarah Palin the swag-lover.
Organizers of the Silver Spoon Gifting Suite said they were surprised to see a presidential-style convoy of black sedans pull up to the Interior Illusions store before the swag lounge had officially opened. Among the crowds of departing suits was Sarah Palin herself.
“Everyone was in awe and sort of surprised that a former vice presidential candidate was at our gifting suite,” says Ben Russo of EMC/Bowery the publicist who was on-hand for the visit. “There were jaws on the ground.”
“And she kind of cleaned the place out.”
Generally its stars like Paris Hilton and the cast members of the ‘Jersey Shore‘ who hit the gifting/swag suites and have their picture taken with the free celebrity loot.
With daughter Willow and grandson Tripp in tow, Palin presented a check donation to the Red Cross for $1,700 and then grabbed some serious goodies. She helped herself to United Hair Care products, jewels from Pascal Mouawad and Skagen watches. But the big stop was for AIAIAI earphones.
“She really liked those, she took like 40,” says Russo.
Christmas presents through 2050?
source: Sarah Palin Reveals Her Love of Hollywood Swag [popeater]
Hollywood gossip is something that has become so pervasive in our culture that we tend to take it all for granted. Whether we tend to listen to it all or shun it like the plague, we end up hearing more than our fair share, and stowing it away in memory without even realizing it.
Sometimes, the really good gossip slips through the mainstream and get slowly forgotten by the few people that ever knew about it to begin with. These are some of those bits of information; these are ten of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets.
1. Tim Allen served time
In 1978, Tim “the Toolman” Taylor was caught at an airport trying to smuggle 1.4 pounds of cocaine in his luggage. He was busted after plea bargaining his way out of the life sentence to a few years. He gave up the dealers and got out on parole.
2. Sylvester Stallone starred in a porn flick
The trailer for “Italian Stallion” was made in 1970, which was a full six years before Sly Stallone would be more well known as Rocky Balboa. The movie was originally titled as “The Party at Kitty and Stud’s”, but was renamed after he became a huge box office success as the famed boxer. As for why he did it? He was starving and needed the money.
3. Jack Nicholson’s sister was really his mother
Jack Nicholson was born in 1936 to a showgirl, but his mother wasn’t known to him as that for the longest time. His grandmother raised him as her own and his real mother was allowed to continue her work. A journalist from “Time” magazine broke the news in an interview in 1974, but by that time, they had both passed away.
4. Eric Stoltz was the original Marty McFly
Eric Stoltz had some pretty decent movie hits in the eighties, but the part he landed would surprise all of us. Apparently the actor filmed part of the “Back To The Future” movies as the character we’ve all come to know and love – Marty McFly. The part went to Michael J. Fox after Stoltz got the axe from the movie.
5. Don King killed two men, did time
Don King gets a lot of press for being, well, Don King. He’s got the support of some heavy-hitters (pun intended), but he’s also come to be known as something of a bastard by those who know him best. One of the little stories that tends to get forgotten involves two incidents in King’s past: he shot one guy in the back as he was trying to rob one of his gambling houses back in 1953, and then stomped another guy to death because he owed him $600. Nice guy, eh?
6. Winona Ryder is a natural blond
You gotta love Winona. She’s the bad girl who’s not the bad girl; she’s cute, bubbly, dark, light, shoplifts with the best (and worst) of ‘em and rolls with the punches. She played roles in some of the best movies of our time, including Edward Scissorhands and BeatleJuice. What most of us never stop to think about, given the fact that she’s nearly always appeared as a brunette (and a good one at that), is that Winona is actually a blonde. For those who never had an inkling, watching Edward Scissorhands again with this knowledge is like flipping the world upside-down.
7. Nicole Richie’s real dad was a member of Lionel’s band
Nicole Ritchie being Lionel Ritchie’s kid was always one of those things you just tend to forget about. The names match up, but little else does, and we sort of just make it work in our heads. Most people never stop to question it, and when they do, they find ways to justify it in their heads that they’re father/daughter instead of checking to be sure. Fact is, Nicole is Lionel’s adopted daughter; her mother was a bit of a deadbeat who worked wardrobe for Prince, and her biological father was actually a former percussionist in Lionel’s own band.
8. Janet Jackson was secretly married for eight years
People elope all the time; it’s much more common than most of us realize. When an individual as famous as Janet Jackson does it, and manages to keep it a secret for eight years; well that’s an accomplishment. Apparently she had to keep her marriage a complete secret because she wanted to keep it from her father, who we all know is not the greatest guy on earth. She and her husband, Rene Elizondo, had to act like “close friends” the entire time. It was his hands in the photo shoot above. In 2000, Rene had officially had enough of the secret life, and since Janet wouldn’t budge, he filed for divorce. It got pretty ugly after that point, and since he was suing her for millions, we’re pretty sure her father found out anyway.
9. Charlize Theron watched her mother kill her father
Charlize Theron is South African by birth, and lived there her entire young life. She led a somewhat normal life into her pre-teens, but then things changed a bit. Her father was an abusive alcoholic, and her mother was the chief punching bag around the house. When Charlize was 15, her father came home especially drunk one night. A scuffle broke out and she witnessed her mother pull a gun and shoot her dad dead. At least this makes it a bit easier to understand how she can play such messed up roles so well — and if the picture of her from Monster scared you a bit, here’s a nicer one to reset the memory.
10. Mark Wahlberg is living on borrowed time
It’s pretty common knowledge that Mark Wahlberg is either blessed or just among the luckiest guys on earth by natural circumstances. Either way you cut it, the guy has made out pretty well time after time, despite beginning his public life as Marky Mark (an unforgivable sin). What most people don’t know is that the morning of September 11, 2001, Wahlberg was a ticket-holding passenger on one of the planes that struck the World Trade Center. He, on the other hand, was miles away attending a film festival in Toronto. He was invited at the very last minute by some friends who happened to be there, and he missed his flight. Lucky is an understatement for this guy.
These are all surprising to me except for the one about Eric Stoltz, I thought that one was common knowledge.
Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why it’s so important.
Director — Ron Howard
Gerald Ford — Chevy Chase
Jimmy Carter — Dan Aykroyd
Ronald Reagan — Jim Carrey
George Bush — Dana Carvey
Bill Clinton — Darrell Hammond
George W Bush – Will Ferrell
Barack Obama — Fred Armisen
Michelle Obama — Maya Rudolph
This Funny or Die really had me cracking up… but with a cast like that, how could they go wrong?
A new commercial featuring Pamela Anderson in some office fantasy type thing has been banned from Australian TV because they think it is too sexy.
The commercial shows Pamela playing a suited up businesswoman in a boardroom meeting, when one of the guys gets bored and starts imagining her and the other girl in bikinis dancing with milk.
The commercial is for website hosting company Crazy Domains, but none of the viewers took too kindly to it which resulted in the ban.
Fiona Jolly, president of Advertising Standards Bureau, said “It’s meant to be a cheeky, over-the-top depiction, but in the bureau’s view it did cross the line.”
I don’t even find Pamela Anderson hot anymore — but this is a pretty hot ad, I’m sick of people getting all upset over a bit of sex.
source: PAMELA ANDERSON AD TOO SUACY DOWN UNDER [Daily Star]
Lindsay Lohan has a new photoshoot in the new issue of Purple Magazine in the photoshoot she flashes her bare ass, sticks her finger up at us and smokes.
Terry Richardson, the man who shot the 2010 Pirelli Calendar, shot Lindsay in these photographs and he even convinced her to kiss him in one of them.
What can be said about Lindsay Lohan anymore? Nothing? That’s what I thought.
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source: Lindsay Lohan Shows Her Bra and Ass in Purple [Egotastic]
Megan Fox is featured in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK and she is insisting that she has only had sex with two men which includes her childhood sweetheart and on-and-off again boyfriend Brian Austin Green.
The actress, who has in the past openly discussed being a sexual animal in the bed, says that the idea of going out and getting drunk in some club and then taking a guy home turns her stomach.
On sex and one night stands: “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever, the idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
On being a stepmother to Green’s son: “I am a stepmother to the fullest extent, I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible [for him] and I’ve never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run.”
On being a media sexpot: “My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”
On her career: “Really it’s about reading and loving something. It’s not about blockbusters or money, Sure, I’m tied into a franchise that makes so much money, but that means my other projects can be for love. From here on in, I want to make films that I want to watch myself.”
Yeah right, keep telling yourself that Megan Fox.
source: Megan Fox reveals she’s only slept with two men: The idea of a one-night stand ‘makes me sick’ [New York Daily Mail]
Hailey Glassman is taking her spurned ex-lover of Jon Gosselin thing too far. Just when you thought her fifteen minutes of fame were up, she’s babbling on more about the size of Jon’s junk.
Hailey tweeted the above photo (uncensored, after the jump) saying, “Yes, YOU KNOW WHO THIS NASTY PENIS belongs to! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. EW the torture!”
Afterward, she tweeted, “LOOK-This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He’s single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives.”
So gross. This man has children. She’s already lost any class that I thought she had by claiming his junk was small, in the first place. Now, she’s showing visual proof.
Howard Stern unleashed the fury all over Jay Leno this morning, brutally tearing into the “Tonight Show” host on a segment for the “CBS Early Show.”
One day after Leno returned to late night, CBS asked Stern for his thoughts, which went like this:
“The mere mention of Jay Leno’s name makes me wanna vomit. I don’t like this guy.”
Stern, who has a long gestating hatred of the talk show host, also referred to Leno as a “lap dog” and a “thief” … once again accusing Jay of stealing material from himself, Letterman and even people in England.
Long story short — don’t expect Stern on “The Tonight Show” anytime soon.
Love him or hate him, Howard is the King of All Media. Does this mean that Perez is his soul mate? heh!
source: Howard Stern: Leno Makes Me Wanna Puke [TMZ]
It’s been a couple of months since the untimely death of Brittany Murphy but it has now been announced that she has left everything to her mother, Sharon Murphy, in her will.
On top of leaving everything to her mother, Brittany’s husband Simon Monjack said that she left him out of the will.
TMZ claim that years before Brittany got married to Simon she wrote up a handwritten will leaving everything to Sharon. That was then stored in her manager’s safe, but after she got married she had a formal will and trust drafted up. Again she left everything to her mother along with a message saying “I am married to Simon Monjack who I have intentionally left out of this will.”
Now before everyone gets their panties in a knot, she probably left him out of her will because she has always supported her mother and because he makes his own money.
Simon also says that Sharon has put the house up for sale for $7.25 million and that when the house is sold both her and Sharon are going to move to New York.
“Everyone was in awe and sort of surprised that a former vice presidential candidate was at our gifting suite,” says Ben Russo of EMC/Bowery the publicist who was on-hand for the visit. “There were jaws on the ground.”
