Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

Standard mental people are bad enough, but sadistic crazies fueled by righteous religious fervor?

Oy.

You’ll have probably already seen that Iran has supposedly taken control of an oil well in southern Iraq.  A US military spokesman has said that,

There has been no violence related to this incident and we trust this will be resolved through peaceful diplomacy between the governments of Iraq and Iran.

When they’re not screaming at each other for being heretics and threatening to stone each other’s mother to death, of course.  As bad as whatever motivation underlay Iran’s decision to seemingly invade Iraq undoubtedly is (forcing the price of oil up?  Messing with al-Maliki?  Humiliating Barry?  Insanity?), I don’t consider it to be the most disturbing aspect of this incident.

That lies elsewhere.  If this is what it appears to be, China – whose existence I’m currently than… thank… thankful for, given their intention to scuttle any Copenhagan agreement – will be watching very closely.  In the 60 years since the CCP slaughtered its way to power, circumstances have never been more favorable for them to finally overwhelm the ROC.  If Iran persists in this illegal war against human rights (note: sarc), the US reaction is going to be critical.

Enjoy however much time you have left as an independent, though largely unrecognized, nation-state, Taiwan.  Either China’s gonna invade during Barry’s term, or Zero will just hand you over on a silver platter in return for debt forgiveness.

How would you prefer to be shafted?

I love the smell of trepidatious communists in the morning.

Barry wee-wee’d off the Right with his incessant socialism.  Then he wee-wee’d off the Center with his fixation on big government and big taxes.  And now – oh joy of joys – he’s even succeeding in wee-weeing off the Left.

Friends of the Earth’s supreme enviromaniac, Erich Pica, has slammed Zero, saying that:

This speech appears to be more of a face-saving exercise for President Obama than an attempt to unite countries around a truly planet-saving agreement.

Ha!

Copenhagen just gets better and better.  We have Russia accusing the UK’s Meteorology Office of manipulating the “data” behind the AGW hoax, and China steadfastly refusing to consider an agreement that will damage its economy.  African nations are p*ssed about a plan by the democracies to force them to do more in the Global War on Carbon, beyond simply taking our money and lavishing it all on new palaces/Mercedes/weapons for themselves.  It increasingly appears that Barry has staked his credibility on another trip abroad to achieve precisely nothing.

And, outside of the conference halls where the world’s leaders conspire to rob us blind, lots of enviro-loons have received a taste of good, old-fashioned law and order, all against the backdrop of possibly the first white Christmas in Denmark in 14 years.

Barry has precious little time to achieve anything substantive before the Republicans slash the Democrat’s stranglehold on power next year (and he’s wasting it on pointless PR exercises like this).  Once that happens, his whole agenda, his fervent desire to make the rich poor, and the poor poorer, is gone.  Barry is incapable of doing a Clinton and moderating himself, having never known anything other than the deepest, darkest recesses of the far-Left.

The humbling of the most hubristic man on the planet awaits us.

Another one of the seemingly infinite polls to emerge nearly every day gives Robert Gibbs a higher approval rating than Barry Obama.

Sure, that’s a dubious award, at best.  It’s like holding a prettiest turd competition: no-one comes away unscathed.

So congratulations, Gibbsy.  Enjoy the accolade of being disliked slightly less than the most unpopular president in recorded history (at this stage of his presidency).

Just keep on telling yourself: the glass is half-full, it’s half-full, half-full…

It’s related to the pic above.

Take a guess!

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Then click here and be enlightened/entertained.

Has Barry ever spent less than a trillion dollars at a time?

Is he unaware of those piffling little amounts that have less than twelve zeroes?

Because he’s signed another bill ramping up state spending by a further $1.1 trillion.

That’s, of course, in addition to the trillion for Porkulous and the omnibus, the trillion or so for cap’n'tax, a couple trillion for healthcare, a couple more trillion by which the debt ceiling has been raised (which, in effect, is spending money for economic illiterates), and the whopping great $3.5 trillion 2010 budget.

There are probably more examples of his trillion-buck spending rampages, but I’m having trouble keeping track of all of Barry’s f*cktard actions.

Updates are gonna be sparse today, guys.  10 people, out of 35, were fired (Merry Christmas!) where I work last week…

I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a more smarmy, smug or conceited individual than Charles Schumer.

Excepting The One, of course.

If you have some free time and masochistic tendencies, do a Google image search of his name.  There are as many photos of him looking normal as there are instances of Hillary Clinton showing a real emotion.

Now I know that some people can’t help it – their faces are just naturally predisposed towards appearing insufferably self-satisfied.  Such as French people, for instance.

And John Kerry, mustn’t forget him.

But it takes a super special kind of arrogant b*stard/publicly-elected official to call a flight attendant a “bitch” after she ordered him to turn off his phone before takeoff.

Wassamatter, Chuck?  Don’t like other people telling you what to do?

Welcome to our world.

Bitch.

PS – Does Schumer have no teeth?  Did he knock them all out licking windows?  How can he smile (with his mouth open) and not show any of ‘em? Is he aware of how freaky that looks?

In an unprecedented move, Hillary Clinton yesterday said something that reflected real reality, rather than the Democrats’ preferred imaginary reality.

Speaking in uncharacteristically straightforward language for any diplomat (with the exception of John Bolton), Clinton admitted that Zero’s desire to talk the mad mullahs into acquiescence has so far achieved not a single, solitary, lonely thing.

Which puts the Democrats in an almighty quandary.  Though Barry has supported the surge in Afghanistan -- which he must’ve detested doing with every fiber of his being -- the chances of him giving the green light to the use  of military force with regard to Iran are negligible.

Not that the Democrats always have an aversion to this type of thing.  Bubba increased the presence of US troops in Somalia in 1993, deployed a military force to Haiti in 1994, and bombed Yugoslavia in 1999.

But what options are there on Iran?  Delegate responsibility to Israel, which has the most to fear from a potential Iranian strike?  Work behind the scenes with Saudi Arabia to destabilize the mullocracy, cripple its economy, or spark further civil unrest?  Arm the PMOI/NCRI and let them try to eradicate the Khamenei regime, then pray that they themselves are not equally insane?  Permit aerial strikes not against the dozens (or, according to other estimates, hundreds) of targets linked to Iran’s nuclear weaponization program, but against its oil refineries, which number around a dozen or less?

Hope for the best?

It won’t be much short of a miracle for there to be any outcome on Iran that is less than disastrous.  If Barry can somehow steer events in a less-than-catastrophic direction -- intentionally, not by lucking out -- then he’ll earn the grudging respect of a large swathe of foreign policy realists (myself included, news of which I’ve no doubt will thrill Barry O).

Big if, though.

So.

An eight-year old boy has been suspended from school and ordered to undergo a psychological evaluation after drawing a crucified Christ when asked by a teacher to sketch something that reminded him of Christmas.

Christ puts the Christ in Christmas, DIPSHITS.

Had he drawn the Easter Bunny if asked to sketch something associated with Easter, would he have received the same treatment?

I know that believing in any higher authority than Barry Obama already verges on a crime, but if this happened to my hypothetical kid, I would cause such a f*cking furor that Maxham Elementary School in Taunton, MA, would probably self-combust out of shame and embarrassment.

Everyone complicit in this decision should be forced into the most humiliating and prolonged public display of contrition possible.  I’m thinking licking the pavement clean or wiping people’s asses in public toilets.  That’d make them think twice before attempting to shatter reality with their stupidity again.

No doubt we’ll subsequently hear from some teachers union or other that Jesus is an inappropriate role model for children because his example will make them think that they can turn water into wine, heal leprosy and rise from the dead.

Which could only apply to the unfortunate children of Left-wingers who’ve somehow missed out on the little tidbit that he’s also known as the SON OF GOD.  Hence the superpowers.

Final point to consider (warning: you’ll probably wish that you hadn’t clicked the link at the end of this paragraph if you choose to do so, although a disclaimer like that virtually ensures that everyone reading this will indeed follow the jump…): whereas this kid was punished for what he did, photographer Andres Serrano won a prize and $15,000 (part of which was provided by the taxpayer-funded National Endowment for the Arts) for this deeply offensive monstrosity.

Jeez, Barry is such a dork.

I mean, c’mon.  He must’ve been one of those nerds that even bullied kids would themselves bully.  Remember how pathetic those geeks were?

Who would even answer Oprah’s infuriatingly stupid question about how he would grade his own tenure so far?

It’s not YOU that does THAT, loser.  For such a savvy political operator, Barry sure jumped into that pothole with both feet.  Discounting the grade-inflation that Left-wingers love so much, in their efforts to encourage schools not to “discriminate” against thickos by awarding them lower grades, Sean Hannity awarded Barry the following grades:

Job Creation – Good Solid F
Afghanistan – F
Keeping Your Word – F
Teleprompter Reading – A+

Although he left out another sure-fire A+ for The One, in Marxist-revisionist history.

Time to watch President Awesome tripping over the doorway again…

The climate change hoax is going through a rough patch.

Its ringleaders are bravely ignoring revelations that the entire global warming/cooling edifice is built upon falsified data, African countries are threatening a walkout at the Copenhagen talks (which would just break my heart), and sentient populaces everywhere are increasingly skeptical about both our role in supposed anthropogenic climate change and our ability to do anything about it.

So the eco-fascists are trying to resume the offensive.

But they might want to rethink their strategy, which, at the moment, consists of lots of dubious government officials hectoring lots of other government and quasi-government officials about the evils of Western attempts to obliterate the environment.

A f*ck-load of leader-idiots have been lined up by the UN to address the negotiators at Copenhagen this week. Kicking the party off, and no doubt the perfect man for setting the tone for what will inevitably follow, is the assistant president of Sudan, Nafie Ali Nafie.

Then come speeches by countless others, the highlights of which will no doubt be provided by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Robert Mugabe. Prepare to be wowed by whatever fantabulously moronic concoctions this lot can come up with, the collective intellectual prowess of whom approaches that of a potato.

And, proving that the UN does in fact have a sense of humor, the best has been saved until last: “Prince” Mostapha Zaher (one of TIME’s infinitely mockable Heroes of the Environment 2009), director-general of Afghanistan’s National Environmental Protection Agency, will close out the gabfest.

In a country where the term “government” has no application, it is a tragic testament to politically-correct idiocy that someone insisted upon the creation of a department for the environment.  Could this not have waited until/if a semblance of stability has been achieved?  I would say that those in power in Afghanistan should concentrate on the most basic basics, such as providing clean water, electricity and roads, but I guess that they need a National Environmental Protection Agency to be up and running before any of that, seeing as there are fewer than 50 days left to save the planet.

The speeches run from Wednesday until Friday.

The laughter will last forever.