RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Hey diddle diddle, they're all on the fiddle

Littlejohn 1.jpg

MARTIN SAMUEL: Bondi expats don't deserve fuel bonuses

ex-pats

JAN MOIR: Newsflash Sian Williams! We don't care what you wear

Nude threat: Sian Williams wants tax relief on her clothes spending - or she'll read the news naked

QUENTIN LETTS: Sir Hayden's hooter, the colour of lunchtime burgundy

Ash

ANDREW PIERCE: Mr Brown daren't confront the BA union bullies because his party's totally sold out

Gordon Brown

The real reason behind Gordon Brown’s decision to appease his union brothers rather than come to the rescue of the long- suffering British travelling public is that Unite has cynically bought his silence.

CHRIS LEADBEATER: A round of applause to Eurostar for coughing up...but are you listening BA?

irate eurostar passengers

At a time when one UK transport institution is pulling itself slowly through the mud, I'd like to thank another famous name in the world of travel - one that has suffered its own bout of negative publicity.

STEPHEN GLOVER: A duplicitous warmonger in thrall to the rich... so why DO the Tories want to be the heirs to Blair?

Tony Blair

KAROL SIKORA: Terrifyingly inept foreign doctors are a symptom of a sickness in the NHS - not the cause

Ena Dickinson and Kathy Ingram

ROS COWARD: Why are British taxpayers funding EU students at universities when our own children are being turned away?

Inundated: There is an increasing number of foreign students studying in British universities

HARRY PHIBBS: Independent schools must stand up to liberal hypocrite bullies

Students sit their Exams

At last there has been a rousing message to parents who pay school fees – they should stop being made to feel guilty for doing the best for their children.

RICHARD O'HAGAN: Healthy mind, healthy body - starting with compulsory fitness

New Zealand All Black players, Taine Randell (L), Olo Brown (C) and Walter Little (R)

I hated the best sports teacher I ever had. He was, to my 13-year-old eyes, an unmitigated sadist. He thought nothing of an hour-long PE lesson containing no actual element of ‘fun’.

MELANIE PHILLIPS: Whatever next? A TV debate with the leaders' wives, hosted by Richard and Judy?

Samantha Cameron

Once, it was considered bad form to use political wives to prop up their husbands' careers. A different world altogether now, it seems.

DOMINIC SANDBROOK: How the baby boomers bust Britain

The baby boomer generation are the luckiest people in history

While their parents scrimped and sacrificed through the Depression and World War II, baby boomers have basked in the long boom of an affluent society.