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Sat March 27, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Guy gets tired of tailgaters, installs flamethrower on back of his scooter. For some reason cops have a problem with this. w/pic (telegraph.co.uk)	(14)
(Crapids Gazette)		This one time at band camp, a 27 year old band instructor was arrested for having sex with one of his students even though she was 18 at the time. With a mugshot that says "Yeah, I'm busted, but hey, I nailed an 18 year old." (gazetteonline.com)	(46)
		Step 2: Hide $100,000* worth of drugs in underpants. *Police estimated value; actual value $250 (tcpalm.com)	(30)
		Toyota's 150+ lawyers are revving up preparations for a major class action lawsuit and show no signs of slowing down (articles.latimes.com)	(30)
		A true Southern gentleman always says "ma'am" and apologizes repeatedly while carjacking your vehicle (nwfdailynews.com)	(15)
		Some group of asshats thinks Ronald McDonald should retire (chicagobreakingbusiness.com)	(69)
		If your granny has Osteoporosis, she should probably knock back a few and eat the worm, according to this (sciencedaily.com)	(15)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this pokey guy (travelphotos.everything-everywhere.com)	(26)
		"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to the left of the plane, you'll see a volcano erupting. Oh, and the Sun is there, too." (w/ awesome pic) (thesun.co.uk)	(53)
(1000 Awesome Things)		Wrong-colored foods live on. (Who else remembers Purple Ketchup and Shamrock Shakes?) (1000awesomethings.com)	(97)
		Think you're having a tough go of it? This guy survived three Gulf Coast hurricanes, a tornado in Indiana and flooding in New Hampshire (google.com)	(26)
		In Russia your can name your child Number 16 Bus Shelter or Violence, but Biological Human Object is just too over the top (en.rian.ru)	(54)
		Public overwhelmingly supports requirement to make all airport passengers subject to whole-body scans that can see through clothing. What could possibly go wrong? (news.yahoo.com)	(136)
		Remember all those Fark Experts™ who used the recent bitterly cold winter to argue against global warming? Turns out it was the fifth warmest winter in recorded history (cbsnews.com)	(293)
(Mother Nature Network)		Endangered flat-headed cat hopes he can find a mate for Caturday (with awww pic) (mnn.com)	(432)
		Tips from New Orleans bartenders about how best to stoke a flask (nola.com)	(49)
		New research shows that men do not grow grumpy with age. Now get off my lawn (telegraph.co.uk)	(34)
		There are so many medical marijuana applications that Colorado's health department will no longer review them before accepting them (denverpost.com)	(115)
(Some Big Moth)		Photoshop this enormous lepidopteran (i.imgur.com)	(39)
		Behold the "real" face of Jesus (pic) (nypost.com)	(164)
		Judges rule that tasering is a legit response to a pregnant woman refusing to sign a traffic ticket (google.com)	(212)
		Man achieves flawless "WTF is wrong with you" victory, beats up quadruple amputee roommate when she blocked his view of the TV (twincities.com)	(107)
		How to beat the Westboro Baptist Church (youtube.com)	(245)
		When you're on the lam for stealing some cell phones, don't stop the investigating cop to ask for directions (news.yahoo.com)	(17)

Fri March 26, 2010

	Russia bans Mein Kampf, saying it encourages extremist and violent behavior. You know who else banned books? (telegraph.co.uk)	(144)
(Some Guy named kip)	Yeah, about that strip club you're running out of the trailer park (carolinalive.com)	(65)
	Investigators try to get 20 phony products "Energy Star" approved, and 15 of them -- including a gasoline-powered alarm clock -- get approved. But don't worry, the government will be totally competent in running your healthcare (news.yahoo.com)	(452)
	The six most baffling things every TV ad assumes are true. #1 is spot-on (cracked.com)	(264)
	Chop Shop discovered by task force that hopefully never uses acronyms (kansascity.com)	(49)
(Some Guy)	Georgia bakery receives surprise marijuana shipment. Serves the best muffins EVER (wsbtv.com)	(45)
	"I'm Comin' Elizabeth. This is the big one. It's this weeks Mugshot round-up" (thesmokinggun.com)	(149)
	Psychologist invents butt bra. Hmmm. Nouveau cheek? (upi.com)	(55)
	Applebee's new Double-Glazed™ ribs, Won Ton Tacos™, Steak Quesadilla Towers™, and Vagrant Pissing Outside the Windows™. There's no place like the neighborhood™ (helenair.com)	(57)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this F-16 mechanic (af.mil)	(30)
	Old and busted: NIMBY response to sex offenders. New hotness: Alzheimer's patients? Not in my neighborhood (startribune.com)	(90)
	Chinese create deodorant capable of covering up the smell coming from your mom (guardian.co.uk)	(38)
	Farmer at odds with state regulators, who won't let him pop holes in his house-sized feces bubbles because another farmer was blown 40 feet into the air trying it last year (huffingtonpost.com)	(161)
	Not sufficiently impressed with 47,000 miles of concrete, design chosen for yet another Eisenhower Memorial in D.C (featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com)	(77)
	Nation heads seek deal to control arms (blogs.abcnews.com)	(54)
	Cleveland AIDS Taskforce wants to reduce HIV's negative stigma. Their genius idea: distribute "HIV POSITIVE" shirts (with pic) (cleveland.com)	(221)
	Ithaca embracing its nerd image, with local businesses offering discounts for Rubik's cube solving and Mensa memberships. The ability to withstand having one's underpants pulled up over one's head still embarrassing (blogs.abcnews.com)	(102)
	How likely is it that any of us will see anything today that's creepier than a shelf full of Mexican baby mummies? (Answer: Not very) (life.com)	(96)
(ecr.co.za)	Reporter posts picture of himself in a bra to raise cancer awareness. OR How to counter a blackmail attempt (ecr.co.za)	(31)
	Sen. Chuck E. Schumer needs your help to land a space shuttle in Manhattan (nypost.com)	(92)
	As if you needed another reason to NOT go to Iceland, they have now banned all strip clubs (guardian.co.uk)	(173)
(Some Naked Guy)	Police agree to investigate man's complaints on the condition he keeps his clothes on when near the police station (ottawacitizen.com)	(7)
(Some Guy)	"I just flew into a massive fit of rage and shot my wife during counseling." We've all been there, Chuck (katu.com)	(115)
(Some Guy)	I'm not sure what the warning signs of a problem drinker are, but "tried to revive a dead possum" has got to be one of them (postgazette.com)	(40)
	What better way to extend a hand in friendship to Cuba than sending a replica of a U.S. slaving ship to dock at Havana Harbor? I mean, really (news.yahoo.com)	(33)
(Sweetness and Light)	Want out of the health care program? All you have to do is believe in Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, or Isadora Duncan (sweetness-light.com)	(119)
	Church of Lunar Consciousness suffers legal setback (latimes.com)	(37)
	Playboy models =36-25-36. Al queada models = C4-25-36 (foxnews.com)	(146)
	Despite prison officials saying it's not really a problem, lawmaker wants to ban Playboy from Oregon prisons (oregonlive.com)	(94)
(Some Villain ending in O)	SuperVillian Smackdown: Sinestro vs Magneto (thecorrectness.com)	(147)
	Plans for a lesbian holocaust memorial attract serious tongue-lashing from scholars (thelocal.de)	(79)
	Computer tech consultant in a small Montana town claims to be the Holy Ghost. He's a bit Waco (billingsgazette.com)	(83)
(Some Universal Studio)	Photoshop this Singapore sling (bigpicture.ru)	(18)
	Latest bogus, media-created non-trend is the "hegan," male vegans who do it not as a political statement but to look better, live longer, and be weak like a girly-man (theatlanticwire.com)	(304)
	The cease fire between North and South Korea seems to have ceased (abcnews.go.com)	(616)
	TSGs Friday Photo Fun resurrects and old favorite. Match the DWI arrestee to their BAC (thesmokinggun.com)	(48)
	Scientists link rapid rise in head and neck cancers to a virus spread by oral sex, according to a new study that you should NEVER let your wife or girlfriend see (news.yahoo.com)	(129)
	Dumb: Stealing a handbag. Dumber: Which belongs to a police officer. Dumbest: While in a bar full of police officers (metro.co.uk)	(35)
	The media would rather cover "Sandra Bullock: America's Sweetheart gets wronged" than health care reform. No wonder: Bullock has a nicer butt than Nancy Pelosi (washingtonpost.com)	(104)
	In a move that will upset nobody, repressed white southerners want to declare themselves "Confederate Southern Americans" on the census. Try "hillbillies," guys, it's got a nicer ring (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(475)
(Inquisitr)	Protip: If you're going to brag about your XBox and plasma TV on Facebook, don't post updates saying exactly when you won't be home (inquisitr.com)	(126)
	Sydney residents warned to be on the lookout for the woman who has been indecently assaulting men before robbing them. Subby was a victim of this on Tuesday and Wednesday, but couldn't find her when he went back yesterday (smh.com.au)	(51)
(WLBZ2.com)	Parent arrested after the police find a video of their three-year old smoking pot. The parents claim he was way too drunk to be smoking any pot (wlbz2.com)	(89)
	Surely the author of this article must have considered using a pseudonym (timesonline.co.uk)	(142)
(Floridian News)	Eleven women and one man busted in prostitution sting; after looking at the mugshots, subby thinks eleven men and one woman sounds more like it (970wfla.com)	(138)
	Swedish prisoner decides to reenact the Shawstank Redemption. Guards not amused (upi.com)	(39)
	So, which musical instrument performs best in a street fight? (couriermail.com.au)	(127)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop Challenge: Bring this painting to life (pics.livejournal.com)	(56)
(Some Guy)	In what may be the worst cost-cutting idea in history, Wisconsin college changes font on their campus email, waits for cash to roll in (970wfla.com)	(263)
	Man shooting at farmhouse wounds himself instead, he couldn't even hit the side of a barn (wbbm780.com)	(52)