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Mechanical vs. Chemical
Q: What's the
difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
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"Bert" is the last name you want to hear during sex.
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Joe's least favorite movement ever is the health food movement.
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