Sonam Mahajan

@AsYouNotWish

Part-time Comedian ■ Full-time Indian ■ If we meet & u don't find me pretty, u r buying me drinks until u do ■ Hey, I'm from Jammu, we make lovely jihad-sauce ■

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Joined July 2011
Born on July 23
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 3

    Section 66A IT act - abusing a woman on internet is punishable to 3 yrs imprisonment and fine. So think before you call me a slut next time.

    236 replies 522 retweets 1,390 likes
  2. 11 hours ago

    Will come begging for work to India. Will dance to Bollywood songs. Will send terrorists to India. What did they take Pakistan for, then?

    0:40
    Found this in my gallery today ! ⭐️💃🏻⚡️❤🙊Throwback to Dance Rehearsals! Learnt so much from shahzad who was an ace choreographer!
    12 replies 63 retweets 131 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    Why? Are you supplying everything to Bhagwant Mann alone? Please keep some supply open for the Aam Aadmi as well.

    AAP is winning Punjab and Goa your Drugs supply from Punjab and Goa will be stopped after 11 March (AAP govt)
    3 replies 54 retweets 164 likes
  4. 11 hours ago

    What's your brother's obsession with condoms, ? He seems to be totally deranged. Take him to Kejriwal's Mohalla clinic.

    42 replies 299 retweets 311 likes
  5. 11 hours ago

    मुझे समझ में नही आता ये हर किसीको जवाब देती है ट्विटर पर लेकिन सोनम महाजन से कभी नही भिड़ंती Why Rana ??

    5 replies 19 retweets 61 likes
  6. 11 hours ago

    Goodnight folks ! I truly believe ..you give love, you'll receive love..give respect , you'll receive respect .and Karma exists .love&peace

    43 replies 106 retweets 531 likes
  7. 11 hours ago

    Mam, did you go to IIN for school or you're just 10th fail?

    Only congress works for d betterment or ppl
    9 replies 40 retweets 151 likes
  8. 11 hours ago

    You're one gundi 😜😜

    Aaj Khush toh bahut hoge tum!! 🔔🔔🔔mogambo Khush hua " 🎬😜. 🙈🙉🙊 😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂karma baby karma- there is retribution
    2 replies 11 retweets 60 likes
  9. 11 hours ago

    And your ancestors killed him, occupied his land and took all Hindu women as sex-slaves in reciprocation. Why can't you ever be righteous?

    you are right Hindus like Raja Dahir gave asylum to my ancestors and sacrifice himself and sons, we respect him even today
    10 replies 108 retweets 182 likes
  10. 12 hours ago

    This is a nice punch on the faces of terrorists in Muslim-Occupied-Kashmir.

    Several ancient dating back to 12th century AD unearthed in south 's Anantnag.
    13 replies 205 retweets 297 likes
  11. 12 hours ago

    I don't wanna make fun of but "C" is hilarious.

    38 replies 115 retweets 223 likes
  12. 29 May 2015

    is 12th, fail C doesn't knw the difference of B.Ed & Bed... how C will knw abt IIT .... She is to promote IIN...

    48 replies 34 retweets 19 likes
  13. 21 Jan 2016

    When bhaiya lied about being chai-walla when bhaiya photoshops why are we surprised abt Bhabhi?

    71 replies 195 retweets 89 likes
  14. 8 Jul 2016

    This is shamefully crass. Sexist & obscene for sure. Must embarrass your party & frankly, can be charged as a crime

    Wifeee sent me this. ' Modis txt to Irani - ' Sorry Honey no HRD feeling' .
    267 replies 1,406 retweets 742 likes
  15. 12 hours ago

    Before you get this deleted too . Your brother is a seasoned sexist. Too many proofs of him going rabid.

    12 replies 206 retweets 193 likes
  16. 6 Jul 2016

    Wifeee sent me this. ' Modis txt to Irani - ' Sorry Honey no HRD feeling' .

    685 replies 432 retweets 234 likes
  17. 12 hours ago

    Someone present this khatoon with 500 lashes for showing her face on twitter.

    So triple talaq is regressive. Agree . Just how progressive is jalikattu which has your endorsement ?
    21 replies 182 retweets 395 likes
  18. 12 hours ago

    So Hajj pilgrims are more important than dying, hungry refugees who have no home to go to? Why does Saudi Arabia hate the poor so much?

    correct Ur google n Wikipedia knowledge this empty TentsCity is Mina use for Haj pilgrims only as such Ganga Ghat
    13 replies 80 retweets 174 likes
  19. 15 hours ago

    Will end relation with if "erect" tweet is his but IF IT IS NOT then Smriti Irani ji? 3/N

    190 replies 77 retweets 65 likes
  20. In reply to
    12 hours ago

    Looks like you'll have to disown ur brother, or ask him to delete his tweets from Google too. It still shows the deleted tweet.

    5 replies 170 retweets 162 likes
  21. 13 hours ago

    The fact that Jellyfish has lived for 650 million yrs despite knowing shit is great news for Tehseen.

    11 replies 73 retweets 241 likes

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