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TELEPATHIC NAZI SEAGULLS
Don't throw your six pack rings into the bin
without cutting them
You'll kill the seagulls kill the seagulls
killtheseagullskilltheseagulls
KILLTHESEAGULLS
But only the stupid ones
who think they're going to find food in a plastic ring.
You deserve to die you feckless dullard.
This cleans the seagull's gene pool of its imbeciles
Leaving behind eugenic strains of Nazi Supergulls
With heads the size of basketballs
Whose telepathic tentacles
will choke us with our own hands and explode our brains
Don't throw your six pack rings into the bin
without cutting them
Unless you want your brain exploded
By Telepathic Nazi Seagulls
ABOUT DARK CHEESE
These animated musical cartoons are roped into the channel flip offices weekly through a creaky old dumb waiter in the basement. It's unclear whether the shiftless hunchback who operates it is the artist responsible for the content or simply a remote manservant to some low-rent bond villain in an antipodean jungle bunker. Either way it's clearly the bruised fruit of severely arrested neural development and we're confident of its suitability for outsider art exhibits.
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