Tööbz
Oh yeah. And they also play the biggest, lowest, most awesome instrument, while rocking out harder than anyone else. As a result, any unsuspecting youths who join the Tööbz will be formed into strong young low brass players with chops of stainless steel and a penchant for eating bacon and avocadoes, hailing seitan, and blaspheming all living gods*, via the following experiences: |
- Playing such heralded basslines as “I Wish” and “Our House”
- Roasting a pig and seitan in the dead of the harsh California winter
- Biking to the beach
- Cuddle puddling on some poor unsuspecting sexion member
- Painting bizarre things on large, convex surfaces
- Rock climbing/acroyogaing/Running/Weight Lifting/Whatever you want *Except for the one true tööba bööda.