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LYRICS:
Hermione: Hello, I'm Hermione Granger. And I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
Ron: Hello, my name is Ronald Weasley.
Hermione: Ron!
Ron: It's a book with me and my best friend a long, long time ago.
Hermione: This book has seven different parts. You simply won't believe how much this book...
Ron: Can change your life!
Harry: Hello...
Hermione and Ron: Harry!
Harry: I am the chosen one...I would like to share with you this book about my life.
Hagrid: Hello.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: Hagrid!
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry...
Harry: I know...
Hagrid: Did you know I work at Hogwarts here in the UK?
Hermione: You can read all about it now...
Luna: Hello...
Hermione: There are no pictures to see...
Ron: Hermione can't draw!
Hermione: Ron!
Luna: Hello.
Mrs. Weasley: Hello.
Ron: Mum get out.
Luna: My name is...
Mrs. Weasley: Ronald Weasley!
Luna: This book is full of nargles only I can see.
Mrs. Weasley: Hi, Harry dear.
Harry: Hello!
Snape: Hello.
Hermione: Luna, that's not true. It has a lot of information you can really use!
Harry: Hello.
Ron: Hi.
Hagrid: My name is...
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Mrs. Weasley: Ron! Language please!
Ron: Sorry...
Harry: Of course my scar is real!
Snape: Please turn to page...
Mrs. Weasley: 'Scuse me...
Snape: Three hundred and ninety four.
Mrs. Weasley: Are these my kids?
Hagrid: This book gives you a secret to...
Ron: A wizard's life!
Hermione: And witch!
Luna: A wizard's life...
Snape: Snape, snape....
Harry: My name?
All (except Harry and Snape): Is super fun!
Harry: Harry Freakin' Potter!
Snape: Severes Snape.
All (except Harry and Snape): Let us..
Snape: Snape Snape Severes Snape.
All (except Harry and Snape): ...in we'll show you muggles how it can be done.
Hagrid: No thanks?
Hermione: You sure...
Luna: Oh well!
Harry: Goodbye!
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Mrs. Weasley: Hey, now!
Hermione: You simply won't believe how much...
(All at different times except Snape): This book will change your life. This book will change your life. This book will change your life...
Snape: Snape. Snape Snape Snape Snape. Snape Snape Snape Snape Snape.
Voldemort: Hello! Would you like to join my death eaters, read this book, then KILL HARRY POTTER? Avada Ka-
JK Rowling: No, no Voldemort. Be nice or I turn you back into a fetus. Students, show him!
All (except Voldemort): Hello.
Voldemort: Hello.
All (except Voldemort): My name is...
Voldemort: You-Know-Who...
All (except Voldemort): And we would like to share with you this book Harry Potter-
Harry: Hello.
Voldemort: Hello.
Luna: Ding dong...
Ron: Hi ho!
Hermione: Just take this book...
Snape: To be...
Mrs. Weasley: For you...
Harry: It's me!
Hagrid: You see?
Ron: You simply won't believe how much...
All at different times (Except Hermione and Voldemort): This book will change your life. This book will change your life. So you won't burn in...
Dumbledore: HEEEELLLLLOOOOO!
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Snape: Snape Snape Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: You're gonna die someday...
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Snape: Snape Snape Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: But if you read this book NOT TWILIGHT...
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Snape: Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: ...you will be okay!
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Snape: Snape Snape Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: Spend eternity...
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Snape: Snape Snape Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: A wizard family.
Snape: Snape Snape Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: We can fully guarantee...
Snape: Snape Snape.
Hermione, Harry, Luna, and Hagrid in and out: ...you that.
All (Except Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape) at different times: This book will change your life. This book will change your life. This book will change your life. This book will change your life.
All (Except Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape): The Book of...
All (Except Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape): Harry...
Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Snape: Harry...
ALL: POTTER!
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