Stanford Chaparral

@StanfordChappie

We were writing jokes on the eve of the Second Boer War.

Stanford, California
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Joined April 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Jun 2014

    I go to clubs and men buy me and my daughter drinks.

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  2. Sep 1

    I'd make a good theoretical jerkface. I could apply category theory to letting your dog evacuate himself on my front lawn, Kevin.

  3. Aug 24

    Going to the James to work out.

  4. Aug 10

    If you squint hard enough it says "covfefe"

    1 reply 3 likes
  5. Aug 10

    mal = bad ört = taste

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  6. Retweeted
    Feb 2

    wait ur telling me i cant trust a news site just cause it has https?

    1 retweet 3 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Aug 5

    remember when a local church did "bring ur friend to church" day and ur friend zoe was like, "guess what I'm also a missionary"

    2 retweets 1 like
  8. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    New sketch on front page of starring directed by produced by

    1 retweet 6 likes
  9. Jul 26
    Replying to

    If you want to grow up, eat your salary!!

    1 like
  10. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    Today we remember Thomas More, scholar, and John Fisher, Bishop of Rochester, Reformation Martyrs who died in 1535

    244 replies 161 retweets 344 likes
  11. Jun 10

    you made your bed, now eat your vegetables

    1 reply
  12. May 31

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  13. May 24

    You haven't really lived until you've eaten a hard-boiled egg off of the floor of a gas station next to a Wal-Mart in Stockton.

    1 like
  14. May 21

    Eskimos have 100 different words for snow and 1000 different insults for stupid Westerners who propagate linguistic myths about them

    1 reply 4 retweets 7 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    Tfw Bernie Bros call Wall Street part of the establishment when really it's taking on the economic establishment thru financial innovation.

    2 retweets 5 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    Look me in the eye and tell me Mark Zuckerberg's part of the establishment. I dare you.

    1 retweet 1 like
  17. May 20

    Designated Driver should be called Designated Survivor

  18. May 19

    scream all you want. the torrents of pepsi cola will continue to flow into the void of your heart, flooding the ether with crisp flavor

    1 retweet
  19. May 18

    "That which is the fruit of my loins, shall never again be the fruit of my lions." ~Profoundus

  20. May 17

    "Do you even lift bro?" -Wilson

  21. May 16

    in the face of an ambiguous future, make sure to sacrifice your best goats to you-know-who. see you at the water cooler after the meeting!

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