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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 29

    At I wrote about why I believe that if Twitter follows through on a promise to actually enforce its anti-harassment policies, it might actually lead to more /and better/ speech.

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  2. 3 minutes ago

    . is wiped out from a busy day of barking at the Comcast repair man for an hour and hiding from the cat

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  3. 12 minutes ago

    Nothing makes you confront your mortality quite like someone just one year older than you being talked about as though he was around when dinosaurs roamed the earth

    . is the oldest player in the NFL to have a 90-yard run. This is the longest run in Redskins history. |
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  4. 23 minutes ago

    Of House members during the 2018 cycle (for some reason OpenSecrets has it split like that instead of lumping him into senate fundraising), he was at the top of a lot of industries because he raised a lot of money overall

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  5. 52 minutes ago

    Come on, man. You know this is employees’ contributions, not lobbyists and whatnot.

    Something I didn’t know: Beto O’Rourke is the #2 recipient of oil/gas industry campaign cash in the entire Congress
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  6. 1 hour ago

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    Odd to sign someone who hasn't played since the 2016 season to replace Alex Smith while not even having another guy who also hasn't played since the 2016 season, but is younger, better in pretty much every category, and ***replaced Alex Smith*** in 2012 in for a tryout.
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  7. 1 hour ago

    It’s been 2,202 days since the butt fumble

    Mark Sanchez is warming up on the sideline for Washington.
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  8. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    If you want to be a conservative media star, you can't go full Milo. But the line isn't that far off, either.

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  9. 6 hours ago

    The path to conservative media success is paved with outrage-bait.

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  10. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    I love how Amazon is always like "Hey thanks for ordering this book, I assume you want to pay with your expired credit card and ship to your old college dorm room?"

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  11. 6 hours ago

    An unconventional way to get people to read an article, but hey, worth a shot

    Troll: “stop talking politics and show your boobs” Me: See attached photo then and read this article on politics: How Trump is changing Republican Party values.
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  12. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    I talked with and about Friends With Secrets, their new, very cool project documenting four months of online text therapy.

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  13. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    The Michael Tracey guarantee

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  14. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Out of the public eye, violent fascists fantasize about murdering vulnerable communities and celebrate those who do. This is a story about one person in that network. Daniel McMahon is best known online as "Jack Corbin."

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  15. 7 hours ago

    "Treating people equally" is more or less the antithesis of the modern Republican party.

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  16. 7 hours ago

    lol

    What makes a "real American?" The top three traits among Republicans, per new Grinnell College poll: -- Taking responsibility for one's actions (94% said very important) -- Supporting the US constitution (93%) -- Treating people equally (90%)
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  17. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    for your consideration

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  18. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    This is priceless. This imbecile made a typo that created a link. Click on it and see what opens. 🤣 Whoever did this, I will hoist several mugs of good Finnish microbrews this evening in your honour. 🍺🍻

    Mueller filed an indictment just as the President left for July he indicted the Russians who will never come here just before he left for Helsinki.Either could have been done earlier or later. Out of control!Supervision please?
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  19. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    As someone who loves and also hates him, choosing a side is going to be a difficult choice for me, but either way it’s for a great cause. Please read and share!

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  20. 9 hours ago

    Oh man, people are really going to try to make the most of the final 2 weeks of porn being on Tumblr, aren't they?

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  21. 9 hours ago

    hey, there are only 56.1 million witnesses

    Hey crimes on twitter are still crimes right?
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