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EDGE
With a team of more than 300 news warriors, EDGE pummels viewers with immersive reporting that is uncaged, unaccountable, and totally fucked up.-
New from The Onion Media Empire, EDGE: Uncaged, Unaccountable, Fucked Up - Duration: 34 seconds.
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EDGE: How The Israeli Occupation Has Made It Impossible For Palestinians To Score Drugs - Duration: 3 minutes, 45 seconds.
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EDGE Endnote: Beyond The Brink - Duration: 87 seconds.
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EDGE: What's Up With This Big Hole? - Duration: 3 minutes, 50 seconds.
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EDGE Endnote: What's Up With This Big Hole? - Duration: 66 seconds.
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EDGE: Inside The Japanese Subculture Of Ignoring American Reporters Even If They're Rad As Hell - Duration: 2 minutes, 33 seconds.
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EDGE Endnote: Kisha Nai - Duration: 66 seconds.
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I, Despot: The Brutal Two-Year Reign Of An Undercover EDGE Reporter - Duration: 3 minutes, 13 seconds.
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EDGE Endnote: I, Despot - Duration: 94 seconds.
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Meet The Person Who Had Surgery To Look Like A Reptile But Stopped Short Of Anything Really Cool - Duration: 3 minutes, 26 seconds.
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EDGE Endnote: The Human Lizard - Duration: 68 seconds.
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How Cannibalistic Militias Could, Technically Speaking, Wipe Out A Small South American Village - Duration: 3 minutes, 20 seconds.
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Highlights From The First Presidential Debate - Duration: 3 minutes, 34 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Sully' - Duration: 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Sully' in this week's Film Standard.
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How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated? - Duration: 2 minutes, 41 seconds.
A telepathic link allows a synchronized swimming team's hive mind to maintain uniform thoughts, feelings, and actions in all swimmers.
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Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air? - Duration: 3 minutes, 2 seconds.
All Olympic throwers shave their hammers before competition, but does a hairless hammer really perform better?
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How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery? - Duration: 2 minutes, 33 seconds.
Years of training allow Olympic archer Sarah Voegel to somehow resist shooting arrows at fans, stadium ushers, or birds flying overhead.
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How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time? - Duration: 3 minutes, 33 seconds.
The Onion's Sportology injects science directly into sports' veins. Today in the lab: how fast are Rio's Olympic stadium construction crews?
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Mothershould
Popular mommy vlogger Grace Manning-Devlin shares her insights from raising three perfect children, Aubrey, Lincoln, and Jackson, on Mothershould, a part of After Birth, The Onion’s guide to parenting.
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The Key To Getting Pregnant Is Letting Everyone Know You’re Trying - Duration: 109 seconds.
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Where Do You Rank On The Overall Mom Leaderboard? - Duration: 117 seconds.
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Show Off Your Unique Mommy Style With A Handmade Wicker Car Seat - Duration: 100 seconds.
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What Kind Of Mom Stick Is Right For You? - Duration: 2 minutes, 42 seconds.
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It’s A Mom’s Right To Decide Whether Her Kids Ride A Stranger’s Dog - Duration: 2 minutes, 25 seconds.
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Baby-Naming Tips For New Moms - Duration: 58 seconds.
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How To Successfully Sue Other Moms Who Steal Your Parenting Tricks - Duration: 2 minutes, 29 seconds.
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The Seven Male Role Models Every Child Needs For A Healthy Upbringing - Duration: 2 minutes, 28 seconds.
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Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1 - Duration: 8 minutes, 12 seconds.
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Sexy Truth or Sexy Dare - Sex House - Ep. 2 - Duration: 7 minutes, 14 seconds.
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Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 - Duration: 2 minutes, 28 seconds.
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard - Duration: 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work - Duration: 2 minutes, 31 seconds.
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Get On That Pole! - Sex House - Ep. 3 - Duration: 6 minutes, 58 seconds.
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Banana Sex Olympics - Sex House - Ep. 5 - Duration: 6 minutes, 54 seconds.
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Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks? - Duration: 2 minutes, 28 seconds.
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Erin Bares It All - Sex House - Ep. 4 - Duration: 7 minutes, 10 seconds.
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Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other - Duration: 2 minutes, 48 seconds.
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Dr. Sex - Sex House - Ep. 6 - Duration: 6 minutes, 54 seconds.
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Newsroom : Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft - Duration: 2 minutes, 59 seconds.
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ClickHole
Videos from our sister publication, ClickHole.-
Man Locks Himself In Hot Car To Prove That Babies And Dogs Are Cowards - Duration: 2 minutes, 27 seconds.
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WATCH: Man Sees His Family For First Time After 27 Years Holding His Hand Over His Eyes - Duration: 2 minutes, 12 seconds.
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WATCH: iPhone 6 Unboxing - Duration: 2 minutes, 15 seconds.
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What English Sounds Like To Non-Speakers - Duration: 73 seconds.
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Woman Takes One Photo Of Herself Every Day For A Week - Duration: 7 seconds.
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WATCH: Family Unboxing - Duration: 2 minutes, 45 seconds.
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Home For The Holidays! The 8 People You Always Run Into - Duration: 80 seconds.
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Someone Edited Together The Ultimate PSA And It’s Incredible - Duration: 2 minutes, 11 seconds.
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Lesbians Explain SimCity 4 Cheat Codes - Duration: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.
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Photoshop Tutorial Master: How To Make It Look Like You’re Channing Tatum’s Father - Duration: 4 minutes, 21 seconds.
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Newsroom
The Onion News Network is an award-winning 24-hour American cable news network known for its unbiased coverage of national and international news.-
Michelle Obama Introduces Exercise Program To Combat Obesity In Professional Baseball Players - Duration: 118 seconds.
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Boston Mayor Throws Out First Punch At St. Patrick's Day Parade - Duration: 55 seconds.
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Report: Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel - Duration: 85 seconds.
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Southwest Airlines Rolls Out New 'Loyalty Goes Both Ways' Campaign - Duration: 91 seconds.
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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever - Duration: 86 seconds.
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Sochi's Euthanized Dogs To Be Returned To Streets After Olympics - Duration: 39 seconds.
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Netflix Introduces New 'Browse Endlessly' Plan - Duration: 80 seconds.
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Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other - Duration: 2 minutes, 48 seconds.
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Nation's Parents Release Annual Ranking Of Top 50 'Perfectly Good' State Schools - Duration: 2 minutes, 25 seconds.
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Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports - Duration: 3 minutes, 13 seconds.
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New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool - Duration: 86 seconds.
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BREAKING: Dogs Running - Duration: 61 seconds.
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Onion Film Standard
The Onion's head film critic Peter K. Rosenthal examines movies both new and old.-
The Onion Reviews 'Sully' - Duration: 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Ghostbusters' - Duration: 3 minutes, 33 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Independence Day: Resurgence' - Duration: 3 minutes, 38 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Finding Dory' - Duration: 3 minutes, 26 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice' - Duration: 3 minutes, 31 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Captain America: Civil War' - Duration: 3 minutes, 8 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' - Duration: 3 minutes, 50 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’ - Duration: 3 minutes, 45 seconds.
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The Onion Looks Back At 'Back To The Future' - Duration: 2 minutes, 55 seconds.
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The Onion Looks Back At ‘The Goonies’ - Duration: 3 minutes, 22 seconds.
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The Onion Reviews 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' - Duration: 3 minutes, 19 seconds.
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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Sound Of Music' - Duration: 3 minutes, 52 seconds.
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Onion Tips
Improve your life with tips from The Onion.-
The Onion's Tips For Healthy Eating - Duration: 109 seconds.
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The Onion's Tips For Last Minute Holiday Shopping - Duration: 114 seconds.
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The Onion's Tips For Decorating A Christmas Tree - Duration: 84 seconds.
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The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace - Duration: 88 seconds.
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The Onion's Tips For Fall Fashion - Duration: 103 seconds.
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The Onions Tips For Nailing A Job Interview - Duration: 94 seconds.
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The Onion's Tips For Getting A Good Night's Sleep - Duration: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.
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The Onion's Tips For Finding An Apartment - Duration: 72 seconds.
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Sex House
Six sexy Americans, alone in a house with nothing to do but get nasty. This is Sex House.
ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS
Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty
Head Writer: Sam West
Writers: Sam Kemmis, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky
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Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1 - Duration: 8 minutes, 12 seconds.
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Sexy Truth or Sexy Dare - Sex House - Ep. 2 - Duration: 7 minutes, 14 seconds.
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Get On That Pole! - Sex House - Ep. 3 - Duration: 6 minutes, 58 seconds.
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Erin Bares It All - Sex House - Ep. 4 - Duration: 7 minutes, 10 seconds.
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Banana Sex Olympics - Sex House - Ep. 5 - Duration: 6 minutes, 54 seconds.
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Dr. Sex - Sex House - Ep. 6 - Duration: 6 minutes, 54 seconds.
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Sex In A Bottle - Sex House - Ep. 7 - Duration: 6 minutes, 29 seconds.
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Orgy Scheming - Sex House - Ep. 8 - Duration: 6 minutes, 10 seconds.
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Sex Climax - Sex House - Ep. 9 - Duration: 7 minutes, 42 seconds.
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Sex House - Reunion - Ep. 10 - Duration: 7 minutes, 47 seconds.
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Onion Special Report
In-depth news coverage from America's Finest News Source-
Couple Keeps It Interesting By Bickering In Different Positions, Rooms - Duration: 102 seconds.
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Devastated Family Struggling To Cope After Losing Everything On DVR - Duration: 116 seconds.
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Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking - Duration: 93 seconds.
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Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon - Duration: 2 minutes, 11 seconds.
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Scientists Confirm Statues Humans' Closest Nonliving Relative - Duration: 112 seconds.
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Parents Urge Son To Invest In Improv Comedy Education - Duration: 2 minutes, 9 seconds.
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12-Year-Old Couldn't Begin To Guess Name Of Friend Whose House He Visits To Play Xbox - Duration: 77 seconds.
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Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom To Emotionally Drain Other People From Time To Time - Duration: 2 minutes, 1 second.
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Middle-Aged Waiter Sadly Not Involved In Any Creative Endeavor - Duration: 97 seconds.
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Man Moving To New City Never Took Time To Truly Loathe Surroundings - Duration: 73 seconds.
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Nation Terrified After Millions Lose Consciousness For 8 Whole Hours Last Night - Duration: 2 minutes.
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Increasingly Worried Man Hasn't Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito - Duration: 88 seconds.
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